fucking niggas up

Zach GBS: do it you queer
Teahawke: you're the queer
Zach GBS: do you like The Office
Teahawke: you smell like a gay orange

what kind of shoe am i ??

You are Slinky Heels!

You're an uptown, well put together woman
But you're not too uptight to enjoy a hot club
You're always the best dressed chick in the room
And you'll only settle for the best in men


http://www.yournewromance.com/shoequiz.html

song i just wrote

Teahawke: SING ME A SONGTeahawke: YOURE A SINGErTeahawke: DO ME A WRONGTeahawke: YOURE A BRING OF EVILTeahawke: THE DEVIL IS NEVER A MAKERTeahawke: THE LESS THAT YOU GIVETeahawke: YOURE A TAKERTeahawke: SO ITS ON AND ON AND ONTeahawke: ITS HEAVEN AND HELLTeahawke: OH WELLTeahawke: MMMMTeahawke: THE LOVER OF LIGHTS NOT THE SINNERTeahawke: THE ENDING IS JUST A BEGINNERTeahawke: THE CLOSER YOU GET TO THE MEANINGTeahawke: THE SOONER YOULL KNOW THAT YOURE DREAMINGTeahawke: SO ITS ON AND ON AND ONTeahawke: ON AND ON AND ONTeahawke: IT GOES ON AaNDTeahawke: ONTeahawke: AND ONTeahawke: HEAVEN AND HELLTeahawke: AWW HARD TO TELLTeahawke: FOOL FOOLTeahawke: AAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOTeahawke: AOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOHhhhhTeahawke: YEAH YEAH YEEEEAHTeahawke: WELL IF IT SEEMS TO BE REALTeahawke: ITS ILLUSIONTeahawke: FOR EVERYMOMENT THATS REALTeahawke: THERES CONFUSION IN LIFE

what kind of flirt am i (NEW QUIZ)

Take the quiz: "What Type of Flirt are You?"

Sexport Flirt
Yeah, baby! We think it's pretty safe to say that you're a Sexpot Flirt you don't hesitate to take the most direct route when you want someone's attention. A lingering touch on the arm here, a little licking of the lips there you're as saucy and seductive as they come. Flirting your way into someone else's personal space is second nature. The good news? Your intentions are crystal clear. The bad news? If you don't put your money where your mouth is, you'll have some explaining to do. But as long as you're having fun, put on that hot little outfit and go crazy. In the immortal words of Olivia Newton John, Let's get physical!

come on

Teahawke: i'm captain jean luc picard
Teahawke: fuck off before i fuck you off
Teahawke: ahahahah
MumpsSG: hahaha
MumpsSG: that quote seriously makes no sense

lorg cont.

Teahawke: lorg
cezlol: i meant to say lord but i typed lorg
Teahawke: hahah obv.

ITS YA BOY CHARLIE MURPHY

Teahawke: there's only one word for the world's most advanced bra
Teahawke: IPEx
cezlol: there are bras and then there is the ipex
Teahawke: hahah that's exactly what i'm saying

good lorg

cezlol: good lorg
Teahawke: ahaha the lorg has no part of this
Teahawke: it's all me

old news

laser soup: im drunk boyeee
laser soup: its time to resty my weary bonez
Teahawke: how many shots of beer did you drink
laser soup: 6009
Teahawke: ahahah that's A LOT


JIHAD JERRY 5555: oh yeah
JIHAD JERRY 5555: well i went to the mall today
JIHAD JERRY 5555: and they didnt have this shirt i wanted that they said they had
JIHAD JERRY 5555: SOO0o0o0o0
JIHAD JERRY 5555: some people are worse off

who is the most androdgyneous?

uncle shivers

my checkboo is watrerproof

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EDWARD IS A SON OF A GAS

i lost my spare nasty bag

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Jackie Weird and her Four Golden Carts

shirty nathan

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bang on the ground

this is insanity

Teahawke: i'm into inebriation
Teahawke: carousing
Teahawke: disaster

I'm the biggest hypocrite in the world

Hi Mickey

DOT NET

Teahawke: i supply guns to every army but the salvation army
ElitheGod: the salvation army doesnt need guns
ElitheGod: they have chemical and nuclear weapons

what i like

funk influences, danceable beats, tight lyrics, and clean lyrics

eee

Teahawke: -

Auto response from SpeedyCatalack: clankin around in metal boots

socoarte

Teahawke (1:07:41 AM): what'st the smallest thing you can think of
Teahawke (1:07:56 AM): like a roast beef sandwich
cez lol (1:07:58 AM): atom or whatever
Teahawke (1:08:27 AM): ahaha that's not that small
Teahawke (1:08:30 AM): i'm talking small
Teahawke (1:08:32 AM): like an egg
cez lol (1:08:39 AM): golf ball
Teahawke (1:09:02 AM): ahhahaha holy fucking shit thats small

mark the renegade

Teahawke: MARK THE RENEGADE
emmdoubleyou: LEO THE COMPANY MAN
Teahawke: I LOVE THE COMPANY
emmdoubleyou: I HATE IT
emmdoubleyou: THAt'S QWHY I'M A RENEGADE
Teahawke: YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS
emmdoubleyou: actually, since I've gone freelance, I get paid for it.
Teahawke: hahah this is my worst nightmare
Teahawke: unfloding before my eyes
emmdoubleyou: They're going to outsource your company man job to me
Teahawke: god damn it

:-P

Romeo You scored 41 sense of humor, 32 stubbornness, 42 intelligence, and 39 tolerance!

You are a lover, borrow cupid's wings and soar with them above a common bound. But under love's heavy burden do you sink. You are sensitive and passionate, but under that lies a melancholy that is destructive. Don't set your standards of love or yourself in love so high, and you just might save yourself from a horrible demise.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on sense of humor You scored higher than 99% on stubbornness You scored higher than 99% on intelligence You scored higher than 99% on tolerance

Link: The Romeo and Juliet character Test written by neetobruce on Ok Cupid

MICKEY

i love u

I LOVE ROD STEWART

I don't care who knows!

:-()

RootbeerRicochet: i was reading an interview with him
RootbeerRicochet: in the latest, "Time Magazine"
Teahawke: hdahdhf
RootbeerRicochet: hahah they asked if anyone called him mr. cent
RootbeerRicochet: and he said like "only this guy named dan" or something

:~P

Teahawke (6:58:12 PM): what would you do if you son was at home
Teahawke (6:58:19 PM): crying all alone on the bedroom floor
Teahawke (6:58:22 PM): cause he's hungry
Teahawke (6:58:26 PM): and the only way to feed him
Teahawke (6:58:27 PM): is to
Teahawke (6:58:33 PM): sleep with a man for a little bit of money
ElitheGod (6:58:44 PM): i'd feed the man
ElitheGod (6:58:45 PM): to my son
Teahawke (6:59:18 PM): ahghah
Teahawke (6:59:20 PM): hahahaha
Teahawke (6:59:26 PM): now that's thinking outside the box
Teahawke (6:59:37 PM): you're hired
Teahawke (6:59:40 PM): you fucking dick
Teahawke (6:59:41 PM): you're hired

Why is everything so ironic?

Why can't anyone be earnest or sincere? I'm very tired of irony, look at this blog, it's a stupid pile of boring ironic humor.
Are people that afraid of being made fun of? I guess so.


Although, when most people try to be sincere, they can't speak in anything but boring cliches. I have no solution. harrummph

:)

What Famous Leader Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com

:-p

Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 80% Stability |||||||||||||| 60% Orderliness |||| 20% Accommodation |||||||||||| 43% Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63% Intellectual |||||||||| 36% Mystical |||||| 30% Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Religious || 10% Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63% Materialism |||||||||||| 43% Narcissism |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Work ethic |||||| 30% Self absorbed |||||| 30% Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56% Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||| 76% Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76% Avoidant || 10% Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Wealth |||||||||| 36% Dependency |||||||||||| 50% Change averse |||||| 23% Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50% Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76% Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Peter pan complex |||| 16% Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70% Vanity |||||||||||||||||| 76% Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50% Female cliche |||||||||||||||||| 76%

Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Stability results were moderately high which suggests you are relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.

Orderliness results were low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.

Extraversion results were high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.

trait snapshot:
messy, disorganized, social, tough, outgoing, rarely worries, self revealing, open, risk taker, likes the unknown, likes large parties, makes friends easily, likes to stand out, likes to make fun of people, reckless, optimistic, positive, strong, does not like to be alone, ambivalent about chaos, abstract, impractical, not good at saving money, fearless, trusting, thrill seeker, not rule conscious, enjoys leadership, strange, loves food, abstract, rarely irritated, anti-authority, attracted to the counter culture

yeaah

Teahawke: she isn't even attractive to me
Teahawke: i just want to hear her talk
JIHAD JERRY 5555: so why dont you marry her
JIHAD JERRY 5555: ahahahahah
Teahawke: ahaha
JIHAD JERRY 5555: what now
Teahawke: ahahaHAHA OH
Teahawke: OH
JIHAD JERRY 5555: OH
Teahawke: i get it
JIHAD JERRY 5555: YEAH
Teahawke: YEAH
JIHAD JERRY 5555: :-P
Teahawke: WOMEN BE TALKIN
Teahawke: WOMEN BE TALKIN ALL THE DAMN TIME

:-)

Teahawke: i got the best beagle dog in the county
Teahawke: that's what i've been told
MumpsSG: what him name
Teahawke: my chemical romance
Teahawke: i named him before i heard of the band
Teahawke: swear 2 god

ten simple rules to date my teenage daughter addm

1.no niggers (obviously)
2. you got to wear all of the best von dutch shirts
3. you need to know how take down a thai warrior
4. no one with a hare lip
5. larry algard cant
6. my dog skip can but only if he wears boots
7. little man tate has to like you after talking for 50 minutes
8. you ned to be a HUGE dennis leary fan
9. you need a big silly dog to be your friend
10. you have to have the forest gump soundtrack