Friday, September 02, 2005

ten simple rules to date my teenage daughter addm

1.no niggers (obviously)
2. you got to wear all of the best von dutch shirts
3. you need to know how take down a thai warrior
4. no one with a hare lip
5. larry algard cant
6. my dog skip can but only if he wears boots
7. little man tate has to like you after talking for 50 minutes
8. you ned to be a HUGE dennis leary fan
9. you need a big silly dog to be your friend
10. you have to have the forest gump soundtrack

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