well we're at an impasse

i'm doing a stencil of us holding hands :)

lalalala crazy! running crazy in the streets! lalalalala

ahahah a little african dancer just came in here dressed as me

gaga

lionfountains: I want you to think about something
lionfountains: Almost no one in hawaii was awake when 9/11 occurred
ferrinus: 9/11 was perpetrated by physically manifest hawaiian dreams
lionfountains:YES
lionfountains: YES
lionfountains: FINALLY SOMEONE WHO KNOWS

science

lihanwhat: im a vergin can i lay eggs
lionfountains: yes

THOUGHTS ABOUT HAIR

Evan:it's like they have a barber who can't decide whether to be a fat black woman with a four syllable name or small-lipped gay punk rocker with fifteen umlauts in three names

Keo: ahahaha and a leather cuff with his boyfriend's name stenciled on the edge
Evan: ahahaha

Evan: they do a great job with the unattractive ultrastraightened shiny metallic hair with a a dash of "red/pink color that black women think looks good for no reason" and a lot of that "maybe if my hair is incredibly asymmetrical and choppy it'll deflect attention from my uninspiring face"
quite frankly they'd do more honest business as a hat store.

just collecting some things

i live and breathe art lol



lihan what: eat, drink, warsh my dog, and goto shleep thats my daily thang


YOU FIND A PIECE OF CANDY IN YOUR POCKET?

look at this happy little duck
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4525/2278/1600/GBPR_reading.0.jpg

Thoughts about Steve Myers

i love the kind of loser types we invent,
like mild mannered around the office by day,
wearing short sleeve shirt and neck tie,
but at night a thirst for rough sex
and bloody violence
wandering home to rob jewelry stores
searching for gold to eat
screaming THIS IS A MAD HOUSE at the terrified cashiers

picking up a hooker or two on a friday night after drinking alone in an empty bar

hiding their bodies in the negative space between this world and hell

maybe pushing the limits of what $50 will get you in lapeer

taking a drive to flint on a sunday to pick up some gardening gloves so its harder to trace them back to him when they find them bloody and covered in sinew and tears buried in a backyard

innumberable bags of lye

bathtubes with stains the health department have never seen before

did you know the other thing that sets you and steve myers apart is hes seen someone spontaniously combust?

steve myers was held under water for 10 minutes by a wild pelican as a child

steve myers was the only child to be banned from a new york petting zoo for feeding the animals

their own blood

steve myers wove a basket with the petrified bone marrow of 2 members of his town's council
One of Steven's gruesome dioramas was the inspiration for the phrase "as quiet as a ballerina"


While not known for certain, it is believed that Steve's father, Martin Myers, was murdered by his own children, who reportedly became enraged during one of Martin's drunken fits of violence, restrained him, and poured vodka into his mouth until he drowned.


steven myers mother, mable myers was once convicted for dui of a horse buggy, strangly enough though, she never served a day in jail


There are many stories of what a despot Steve's father was over his children, such as after returning home from working, he would take a nap and his children, while ordered to keep absolutely silent often in shifts stood silently by their slumbering father and swatted flies around his head

stevens uncle bill was a known cross dresser, he even started a bingo night at a local gay club, sadly, no one ever attended


His estranged cousin, William Jessup, was reknowned in Sanilac county, as the only man who could reach far enough into a woman's vagina to tickle her filopian tubes with the tips of his unusually thin and slender fingers


When Steve Myers is out gardening, he often cheerfully says Hello to his neighbors. What they don't know is that under his garden lies a cache of countless chips of bone and dessicated organs that he harvests from the graves of their cherished family members, all a smaller part in his grand scheme to enounter the demon baal and claim his powers for his own

I AM THE MOST POWERFUL MAN ALIVE

This blog is officially closed until the new year.
Here's something to read while you wait
http://lib.ru/INPROZ/MILLER/tropikrakaengl.txt

But thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's my life!

Evan T Naive: GIVE ME YOUR MAKEUP I FORGOT MINE

virgin tina

I own more wind chimes than you could possibly imagine

i gave myself osteoperosis to look cuter in a bathing suit

A TERRIBLE TRIUMPH

Johnny Thunders & The Heartbreakers - Copycat - Lyceum 1984

WHO DO YOU COPY ME

ying yang twins in the basement

LISTEN

When I was 12 I was at the corner of my street waiting for the bus. In the span of about ten minutes I saw at least nine different cats wandering in the same direction. I suppose it was a coincidence but at the time I was sure there was something going on that I simply didn't understand.

girl,

i rap at art galleries

YEAH

leom C nast y (7:40:47 PM): i wrote a letter to a wild flower
speedycatalack (7:41:12 PM): oh
leom C nast y (7:41:18 PM): it said
leom C nast y (7:41:19 PM): fuck you
leom C nast y (7:41:20 PM): ahahah
speedycatalack (7:41:24 PM): hahaha

please, please, i'm sorry

leom C nast y: my name is mister lance buttons
speedycatalack: oh lance
leom C nast y: no it isn't
leom C nast y: i'm sorry
leom C nast y: i can't live this fucking lie
speedycatalack: ahahaa

WE ARE PRACTICAL MEN OF THE WORLD

let's go where the jackals are breeding!

that indefineable nothing

leom C nast y: ahahah youre my friend
leom C nast y: thats the truth
leom C nast y: *touches you wit h a friendship staff*

I THOUGHT I MISSED THE BIG SHOW

BUT, IN FACT, IT's ON MONDAY

insight

leom C nast y: dude
leom C nast y: you want to get wasted
speedycatalack: what
speedycatalack: whatever
speedycatalack: i dont care

Ray Cash ft Scarface - Bumpin' My Music

this is a joint

addendum

Sweeney argued that the slaughter of horses is different from the slaughter of cattle and chickens because horses are American icons.

``They're as close to human as any animal you can get,'' said Rep. John Spratt, D-S.C.

satar

leom C nast y: who's that sexy
Rawrshaq: hahaha
Rawrshaq: its aa ratfink
Rawrshaq: i caught him out back eating the kittnes

speedycatalack: someone once told me 'being yourself is cool'
speedycatalack: and i said 'what if myself isnt COOL ENOUGH?"
leom C nast y: hahaha
speedycatalack: since then everythings changed.
leom C nast y: then you need some sleeves my friend

leom C nast y (10:08:44 AM): u leave ur drink around me better believe i'll rub it with the tip of a fossil

leom C nast y (10:14:40 AM): meet me in the bathroom
leom C nast y (10:14:44 AM): i'm spinning some trance right now
leom C nast y (10:14:51 AM): well once i get in there i'll start
Evan T Naive (10:15:52 AM): I can't I gotta go
Evan T Naive is away at 10:17:01 AM.
leom C nast y (10:19:39 AM): missed a great set dude

I'm 108 year old

and still make m'own biscuit :-)

friends chatting

VtUnderstudy: Metalface McMahan
VtUnderstudy: Slayer Dragonforce
leom C nast y: PREPARE TO GET OYUR FACE MELTED OFF BY THIS SOLO LOL :-)

The timezone is wrong

someone help me please

Neil Hamburger on Kimmel

the best coomic in the biz!

up up up

As the week starts to wind down, I find I'm still thinking about moisturizers.

interesting night

I made an endagered bird shit on a huge cake

Some idears I formulated

Now that I've saved enough to start boxing again, I have to hoard the rest of my dollars for very special occasions. I'm not going to buy any clothes or accessories until I can run a 5 minute mile , and until I can last for at least 8 rounds on a heavy bag. BaaaaAaa BOOOOOOM


Sacrifice is the most glorious thing you can do, except hanging out and having a cool haircut ~Joan


____________________
I need 100 pictures of myself to decorate my bedroom

Mountain Goats-

That's me singing along

I might blog again

I'll have to reconcile it with my schedule

"HATER IN THE HOUSE"

VtUnderstudy: oh you are way hotter than jeff daniels

speedycatalack: i had 2 graham crackers with frosting and half a milkshake
speedycatalack: i split it with louise

Making My Lunch

AYYAa

Reverend Alecia

cool vid

Tom Green cARAMEL

YAYA

aa

speedycatalack: she should pull an eddy murphy and come to america


"id like to see a video where a kid is walkin down the street (potentially eating ice cream) and he turns and sees this graffiti and he stares at it in awe, and he morphs into an adult thug with a leather jacket and shit and the ice cream turns into a knife

then he just starts killing veryone around (viciously) and the blood spatters onto the graffiti"


Leo mCnasty: i'd put you in a headlock
speedycatalack: hahaha yea right
speedycatalack: my head is huge
speedycatalack: like 20+ feet around
speedycatalack: and its filled with grain

OKAY FORSPECIAL

speedycatalack (2:02:45 AM): hey slammer
Leo mCnasty (2:02:52 AM): hey coat hanger
speedycatalack (2:03:09 AM): whoaa
speedycatalack (2:04:24 AM): we're smokine a dooooobie
Leo mCnasty (2:04:33 AM): a odobie

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Session concluded at 2:04:34 AM

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Leo mCnasty (2:36:29 AM): LEO McNasty (11:47:17 PM): may i comb your moustache
fourportUSBhub (11:48:31 PM): ITS A SOULPATCH OKAY

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Auto response from speedycatalack (2:36:29 AM): back later

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speedycatalack signed off at 2:48:56 AM.
speedycatalack signed on at 2:57:03 AM.
speedycatalack (2:57:05 AM): whoaaaa
speedycatalack (2:57:51 AM): This case, involving legal requirements for the content and labeling of meat products such as frankfurters, affords a rare opportunity to explore simultaneously both parts of Bismarck's aphorism that 'No man should see how laws or sausages are made.
speedycatalack (2:57:52 AM): hahaha
Leo mCnasty (2:57:59 AM): hahaha
speedycatalack (2:58:33 AM): thats crazy HE SAID THAT
Leo mCnasty (2:58:58 AM): THAT IS CRAZY
Leo mCnasty (2:59:04 AM): IM took a test I KNOW
speedycatalack (2:59:05 AM): marty just lost his shit
speedycatalack (2:59:12 AM): hes like cackling and his face is red and hes clapping and like hissing
Leo mCnasty (2:59:16 AM): hAHAHahahaha
speedycatalack (2:59:47 AM): ahahha
speedycatalack (2:59:53 AM): "oh well, now that you mention it, i am satan"
speedycatalack (2:59:55 AM): "ooh ohohohoho"
speedycatalack (2:59:58 AM): and hes doing weirdarm motions
Leo mCnasty (3:00:13 AM): hahaha tell him to go back to his home with the demons in the ancient sleeper cell
speedycatalack (3:01:00 AM): whoa
speedycatalack (3:01:34 AM): im fuckin bakedd
Leo mCnasty (3:02:03 AM): im a towel

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Session concluded at 3:02:03 AM

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speedycatalack (3:02:12 AM): whoaaa
speedycatalack (3:02:42 AM): 9/11 left me breathless
speedycatalack (3:04:27 AM): "yeaaa, i like it when they show peoples nipples"
Leo mCnasty (3:04:37 AM): 9/11 left me breathless
speedycatalack (3:05:41 AM): im the st*r of the bomb brigade
speedycatalack (3:05:55 AM): im the sit*r of the tom brigade
speedycatalack (3:05:59 AM): they bang around on those pitched drums
speedycatalack (3:06:00 AM): i strum
Leo mCnasty (3:06:01 AM): i'm the alphabet murderer jonathon b a c d e f g h
speedycatalack (3:06:09 AM): WHAT
Leo mCnasty (3:06:23 AM): SMILE SO HARD YOUR BEER GETS HOT
speedycatalack (3:06:29 AM): what??
Leo mCnasty (3:06:44 AM): what
speedycatalack (3:07:15 AM): both of us are schizoid maniacs
speedycatalack (3:07:19 AM): but his is far worse
speedycatalack (3:07:22 AM): he laughs super high pitched high
speedycatalack (3:07:26 AM): and does all these weird voices, more than me
speedycatalack (3:07:31 AM): and they seem a lot less c ontrolled
Leo mCnasty (3:07:32 AM): Hahaha
Leo mCnasty (3:07:41 AM): maybe a wizard took over his body
speedycatalack (3:07:54 AM): what
speedycatalack (3:07:56 AM): thats possible
Leo mCnasty (3:07:56 AM): THE CIA PUT A COMMAND AND CONTROL CHIP IN MY BRAIN
Leo mCnasty (3:07:59 AM): THE HIPPOCAMPUS
Leo mCnasty (3:08:20 AM): hahahaha that's possible
Leo mCnasty (3:08:22 AM): i love you so much
speedycatalack (3:08:30 AM): wha!?
speedycatalack (3:08:32 AM): SHUT UP
speedycatalack (3:08:35 AM): the hippocampus
speedycatalack (3:08:38 AM): ALL SORTS OF FAT BITCHES ON THE SCENE
Leo mCnasty (3:08:40 AM): hahaha
speedycatalack (3:09:04 AM): http://fi.somethingawful.com/images/fyadflags/89fb37-moving_shadow.gif
Leo mCnasty (3:09:13 AM): hahaHAHAHA
speedycatalack (3:09:35 AM): whoa
speedycatalack (3:09:37 AM): whoa bustom
Leo mCnasty (3:09:50 AM): hahaha i'm a cia operative
speedycatalack (3:09:56 AM): whoa
speedycatalack (3:12:27 AM): no way
Leo mCnasty (3:12:28 AM): HI :-)
speedycatalack (3:12:30 AM): i hardly believe that
speedycatalack (3:12:31 AM): hey man
speedycatalack (3:12:32 AM): haha
Leo mCnasty (3:12:43 AM): im have man have bean
speedycatalack (3:12:56 AM): pfft
speedycatalack (3:13:02 AM): that makes you nothing more than a sprout
speedycatalack (3:13:08 AM): half bean half man well no human would come out
speedycatalack (3:13:11 AM): the DNA just wouldn't splice
Leo mCnasty (3:13:18 AM): hahahaha NO NAY NEVER
speedycatalack (3:13:22 AM): plus being a vegetable isn't so nice, ask acclaimed scientist hawking and the late cristopher reeve
Leo mCnasty (3:13:25 AM): im a chipped soldier of the cia
Leo mCnasty (3:13:29 AM): dont talk to me like that
speedycatalack (3:13:29 AM): they'll meet all your handicap question answering needs
speedycatalack (3:13:39 AM): you're a chip off of the old soviet bloc
Leo mCnasty (3:14:34 AM): youre a wild rover
Leo mCnasty (3:14:41 AM): a ranger and a aa powerful adversary
speedycatalack (3:15:17 AM): im not a ranger, nor a stranger, im a strangler fig, little in the trunk but big in the nibs, like a lopsided sharpie i reckon i'd guess boy this parasitism's an awful mess
speedycatalack (3:15:47 AM): i've got kudzu to compete with and that lousy little tick, though he's more of an animal, yuck, that thing is sick, it needs a licking, i'll bust its arachnopody, that's not naughty, its a fact of nature, i'm gettin ready to bust this little thing back I HATE ER
Leo mCnasty (3:16:54 AM): bravo
speedycatalack (3:17:09 AM): bravo
speedycatalack (3:17:12 AM): thanks
Leo mCnasty (3:17:45 AM): MAKE US FIGHT ON THE HILL IN THE EARLY DAy
speedycatalack (3:17:50 AM): what??
speedycatalack (3:17:54 AM): i hate this song thats playing
speedycatalack (3:17:55 AM): its so sissied
speedycatalack (3:18:03 AM): its dntel - something something or another
speedycatalack (3:18:04 AM): haha
speedycatalack (3:18:10 AM): 'i love uuu, howo can u love me if you dont love yourself'
Leo mCnasty (3:18:18 AM): hahaha youre a sissy
Leo mCnasty (3:18:25 AM): haha not really
Leo mCnasty (3:18:27 AM): i a m tho
speedycatalack (3:18:42 AM): what?
speedycatalack (3:18:45 AM): i thought you beat people uip
speedycatalack (3:18:46 AM): ahaha
Leo mCnasty (3:18:54 AM): hahaha mentally
Leo mCnasty (3:18:57 AM): not physically
speedycatalack (3:19:07 AM): thats good
speedycatalack (3:19:10 AM): i guess thats all that matters
speedycatalack (3:19:11 AM): haha
Leo mCnasty (3:19:14 AM): hahha
speedycatalack (3:19:18 AM): not really mental toughness is way more important in this day and age
Leo mCnasty (3:19:32 AM): eah
speedycatalack (3:19:33 AM): trust me EQ is now all the rage, not even IQ competes, its not strength of arm or fleetness of feet, or mind, that's fine but i mean
speedycatalack (3:19:41 AM): i'm not too sensitive, i'm a dick, all i want a pussy to get me slick
speedycatalack (3:19:54 AM): i dont take lip cuz im hip allow me 2 sip on this dip (rubbed tobacccoooo)
Leo mCnasty (3:20:27 AM): hahaha you're a big watery bug

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Session concluded at 3:20:28 AM

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speedycatalack (3:20:42 AM): i'm no water bug, i dont skim on shallow streams
speedycatalack (3:20:44 AM): im an ice cream man and i survive on sprinkles and a chocolaty sheen
Leo mCnasty (3:21:10 AM): hahaha
Leo mCnasty (3:21:15 AM): im a butter corn crop
Leo mCnasty (3:21:22 AM): MY PLANTING SEASON NEVER STOP
speedycatalack (3:21:41 AM): oh god you're annual i shouldve known
speedycatalack (3:21:45 AM): well im a perennial my covers blown
speedycatalack (3:21:48 AM): i die in seconds after my seeds are sown
speedycatalack (3:21:56 AM): does that make me a mayfly if i was a little critter
speedycatalack (3:22:01 AM): i hate to say it but im just a bit bitter
Leo mCnasty (3:22:05 AM): a june bug maybe you are
speedycatalack (3:22:11 AM): a june bug
Leo mCnasty (3:22:13 AM): get your fat ass splattered on my car
speedycatalack (3:22:15 AM): hahaha
speedycatalack (3:22:15 AM): whoa
speedycatalack (3:23:04 AM): thats crude
speedycatalack (3:23:10 AM): i shouldve saved this chatlog its been a rip roarer
speedycatalack (3:23:19 AM): im a kite soarer, friend of ben franklin and his turkey ambition
Leo mCnasty (3:23:23 AM): i have it saved if you want me to paste it on my blog
speedycatalack (3:23:25 AM): heres to killing bald eagles for poor richard im wishin
Leo mCnasty (3:23:26 AM): so you can see it in color
speedycatalack (3:23:40 AM): haha hell yea LUSTER L
speedycatalack (3:23:45 AM): what if two rappers were BUSTER B AND LUSTER L
speedycatalack (3:23:47 AM): hahaha
Leo mCnasty (3:23:53 AM): hahaha
Leo mCnasty (3:23:55 AM): i like it
Leo mCnasty (3:24:02 AM): LUSTER L BUSTER B
Leo mCnasty (3:24:06 AM): sounds like someone's full name
speedycatalack (3:24:17 AM): yea

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Session concluded at 3:24:47 AM

kids' company

WHERE KIDS RUN THE SHOW

aeha

LEO McNasty (12:50:57 AM): im pregnant :-(lihan what (12:51:23 AM): DAT BABY AINT MINE U CRAZY BITCH I AINT BEEN FUCKEN U FOR OVER 2 MONTHS ARGH
LEO McNasty (12:51:54 AM): U DONT KNOW THAT I WANT U TO COME TO tHE LCINIC AND GET A TEST
LEO McNasty (12:52:09 AM): MY BROTHER RAYSAHWN IS GONNA KILL YOU IF U DONT
lihan what (12:52:29 AM): HELL NAW IM A THUGGED OUT PLAYA FOR LIFE I DONT GIVE A COTTEN PICKEN DAMN ABOUT NO SLUTBAG HOE BABY MAMA DRAMA
LEO McNasty (12:53:21 AM): YOU A NO ACCOUNT PUNK WHO CANT EVEN GET IT UP UNLESS I WEAR A JADA SHIRT WHAT IS THAT YOU TRIFFLIN ASS NIGGA YOU ON SOME DL SHIT IMMA CALL MY BROTHER RIGHT NOW
lihan what (12:54:51 AM): YEA YEA U CALL DAT NIGGA IMMA GET MAH NIGGAZ TO RUN UP ON DAT NIGGA STRAIGHT UP AND DOWN BOO WE GON GET DA GLOCKS, DA MAC TENS, TECH NINES, WORD SON ITS GONNA BE A BLUD BATH!!! I AINT BEEN WEARIN NO JADA SHIT IM STRAGIHT UP ROCKIN FUBU AND LACOSTE ON THE DAILY YA HEARD
LEO McNasty (12:56:00 AM): YOU BE ACTIN ALL HARD BUT YOU AINT HARD!! NONE OF YOUR BOYS EVER DONE TIME LIKE RAYSHAWN DID!! RAYSHAWN TOLD ME HE GUTTED 5 BOYS LIKE EVERY DAY IN PRESION AND THEY GAVE HIS ASS AN AWARD FOR KILLING SO MANY FOOLS!
lihan what (12:57:13 AM): BITCH PLEASE!! I DONE KILL SO MANY NIGGAZ!! I GOT A COLLECTION OF THEIR SEVERED PENISES IN MAH FREEZER TOO
LEO McNasty (12:59:45 AM): Your freezer been broken for like 6 months you lyin ass bitch!
lihan what (1:00:29 AM): nah yo i got a new one from kmart, specificaly cuz i was killin so many nigaz
LEO McNasty (1:02:39 AM): demarcus i dont even wanna go back to that planned parenthood and get all them hard looks
lihan what (1:03:34 AM): they knows youse a ho
LEO McNasty (1:04:00 AM): I AINT A HO
LEO McNasty (1:04:10 AM): just becase u and ur boys be date rapin me all the time
LEO McNasty (1:04:15 AM): that aint my fault :-(
lihan what (1:04:27 AM): thugged out tricknology ya'll