Monday, December 18, 2006

THOUGHTS ABOUT HAIR

Evan:it's like they have a barber who can't decide whether to be a fat black woman with a four syllable name or small-lipped gay punk rocker with fifteen umlauts in three names

Keo: ahahaha and a leather cuff with his boyfriend's name stenciled on the edge
Evan: ahahaha

Evan: they do a great job with the unattractive ultrastraightened shiny metallic hair with a a dash of "red/pink color that black women think looks good for no reason" and a lot of that "maybe if my hair is incredibly asymmetrical and choppy it'll deflect attention from my uninspiring face"
quite frankly they'd do more honest business as a hat store.

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