rude talk

i find myself so isolated

these fine fine dayys

i looked in the mirror

i look like i'm dying

alright i think we're gonna make it

its called a stomick you senseless crone
hahaha
love is hard to find
hey
i need you to relay this message to desiree for me
what is it now
m wearing my girlfriends fake patent flats to go smoke weed on the balcony
baby i know that i was bad
but now your making me sad
im crying and my teres are falling
like rain
because now that your mad its
bringing me pain
-bernard age 20
jajaja
hahahaha
hahahahha thats a good poem man
relay this message to my girlfriend
11:30 PM
im too sick to water the plants its gets worse before it gets better
r
who is she
lol
my bed pan is getting wetter
my best friend never anwered my letter
im not tellin her that, that sick!
im a stupid freak
witha bald spot the size of a picture frame
on a shelf
above my bathrobe
whoa
i cant make rent if i have to work in my mothers cold soap
shell be heart broken

i told her everything
tell her that i said i would work on my bench pres
im so sorry that i couldn't
lift what needed to be lifted
have you herad about my new song
heartbroken angel song of despair and wretchedness
no
its a bitersweet symphony for sure
well id say my main influence is actually blur
but i also like the beastie boys instrumental stuff
i like putting my girlfriend into a nerve hold
and paralyzing her sicatica
11:35 PM
huh
dont do that
it's only a temporary
used to restrain psychopaths
i picked it up when i was exiled to guard the worlds most dangerous psychopaths in remoate canadian prison/fortress of my occult order
after i was found lying about the restults of my test
what the hell man
i busted into that prison 3 years ago
it ightve been you that i seen
when i took back my darling eugene
if you spotted a damsel
if memory serves
that could've been me on lookout
youll notice i didn't grab you because i was busy at the time unknotting some of my hairs that i had twirled together
hahaha
hahahaha
rapunzel was not an ever vigilant guard
she was simply waiting there mesing with her hair
and so one night when it was dangling over the tower
and pulled her to her doom
hahahaha
we are living in an era of princesses
we are man
beautiful thin girls with big sunglasses
telling us what to do from the tops of towers
i'd bop thei rheads off
we have to demolition the towers
and build new platforms of equality
using those old stones of inequity
dude
what we need to do is hit them with a hammer in the dark
effortless
11:40 PM
what about sparks
Michael Richards on Sinbad - The Comedy Zone - 8/12/2006 - "He's a nigger!"
sparks
coolbandf
hahahaha
DUDE
DYLAN HAS COOL GLASEs
http://photos-635.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v74/38/14/25804031/n25804031_33534635_9349.jpg
hahahah
hahaha
dude
i'm releasing a controversial ice cream flavor
hahaha
that sounds really special to me.

eli: no
eli: it works your lower abs it felt like
leo: i don't know what you're talking about man
leo: i think you're insane
eli: i dunno i am searching on bodybulding.com

well

there seems to be yarn tangled in my sideburns

i'm in debt to you for giving me something to do

I wrote a song :)

you are my hot dogging baby harness
you dance for me

in the microphonic field

this hot dog dancer
he's my lovely hot dog dancer
concieving an airy
dance
he's my hot dog dancer


your mouth hangs open
your eyes shine black
you hot dog baby dancer
you dance out your love for me