Thought for the day: The internet isn’t funny. Viral videos are based upon the fallacious idea that you can share an inside joke millions of strangers.
It’s too hot in this apartment. I feel miserable. I haven’t changed my clothes in three days and I’m not about to start. I slept on a half-filled air mattress on top of some half-empty paint cans and had a lucid dream about smoking crack with my roommates. Not to get high, just to stay awake. They threw on a porn and for ten minutes we watched oiled Eastern European men rub themselves and each other.
“Wait, guys. Don’t worry. The girls will show up soon.” They never did.
But now I’m awake.
My cell phone goes off. It’s Pete Treason. I wonder if his father is still a tree. I press receive.
“I have a gun loaded and I’m ready to die,” he begins.
I laugh and hang up. As of September I have over 200 friends.
It rings again immediately. Number restricted.
“I’ll have one coffee to go.”
“Do I look like a drive-thru Starbucks? Do I look like a can of beans?”
“No, you look like a MILF.” I can’t argue. I just had my tips frosted. If only great hair could cure this horrible hangover. I need something to drink. The only thing in my refrigerator is dozens of bottles of Odwalla Superfood, because I heard it makes your semen taste great and that’s very important to someone who drinks as much of their own jism as I do. If I turn on the tap it just spits out snakes. Which is something I’m fine with. I like snakes. They remind me of fancy belts.
I got so wasted on beers last night. I’m not even sure what happened. All I remember is that short Norwegian guy who wanted to fight me because I was tonguekissing his girlfriend/roommate in the middle of the party or something plus he thought I was gay which was such a wrongheaded assumption. I would never date any guy who was gay. It’s who I am. And then this lady cop showed up, but I couldn’t hear anything she was saying because I was wearing a snowsuit layered inside a second snowsuit and it muffled the sound. Weirdly enough, they were the same snowsuits that I was wearing when my parents took me to visit my grandfather. As it turned out, he’d died six months prior so they shouted “FOOLED YOU” and shoved me onto the ground but it didn’t hurt at all because of the snowsuits.
Maybe a shower would help, but I’m too nervous to attempt it. The last time I tried to shower I stepped into the stall and was struck by tens of thousands of tiny pieces of water.
I really need something to do. I’m out of coke and there isn’t any cocaine left. I have 16 or 17 luftballoons right now, but most of them are in Ye Olde Nike Sweate Shoppe for repaires. What do people even do all day? Do yoga? Pray for death? Mendaciously surf the boobtube and eat chicken flavored crackers? You can’t put chicken in a cracker. Yeah. I’ll turn on the TV.
Maury is on. A paternity show. Jesus claims he’s the son of God. The results come in and Mary starts crying. “GOD DONE TOLD YA, BITCH! KID AIN’T MINE!” He throws a few lightning bolts and they cut to commercial. I turn it on full volume because my landlady is a 6’ 1” latina with a wintour bob, a lip piercing and too much foundation so she can rot in hell.
I got an idea to solve all my problems. I’ll head to Starbucks. I pack up my iPod, my iBook and my copy of The Starter Wife with a crude, tattered cover of Gravity’s Rainbow taped over the outside. I advance the bookmark about 50 pages, in case anyone who saw me carrying it yesterday takes note.
And there’s facebook. Thank god for facebook. I’d really been jonesing for seminude self-taken photos of my 14 year old cousin.
Three hours later I leave house. There’s a telegram boy hanging around outside my door so I charm the black off him and credit it to my checkbook. I pass a fat woman and my already infirm stomach falters. Ugh. It seems like humans are the only species that gets more disgusting as we gain gross amounts of weight. It’s like we’re more closely related to ants than kittens. Also both ants and humans dig holes.
I’m sick of the riff-raff. I cross myself and teleport to the front of the coffee shack. A sign hangs. “No shirts no shoes no service” is such an unfair law. It discriminates against people with no feet or torsos. If I was in charge of the world, those signs would read, “No brakes! NO BRAKES! TWO SNAKES!”
Leo meets me inside and questions me as I wait in line.
“Did I ever tell you about the girl who I thought gave me crabs?”
“No. We don’t share anything anymore.”
“Oh. Okay. Well, anyway. It was this average looking girl who kept talking about being a model, and I was making fun of her because she wasn’t that good-looking. So we had sex. But it turned out she was a model and her boyfriend gave her crabs. But I didn’t get them.”
I elbow past Leo to reach a free table. But he has other ideas. Interesting ideas.
“Horse socks,” he suggests.
I throw coffee in his face. Why did I have coffee already? It doesn’t matter. Thanks for the idea, jagoff. I’ll see you at the patent office! I begin to run. But I am not running to the patent office.
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Monday, November 26, 2007
we'd have a riot racing
nononono nooooooooo...
i got it... i actually got the joke i was just trying to go further with it i think your actually making it bleed more on purpose are you kidding me with the way you're pinching it wtf i go to comedy shows every week in the front row a clap louder than anyone when i get taken the piss out of i keep the tickets in the pin u p boar di'll show you do you want a beer or something../?
2:50 PM
doyuo want a beer or something?
maybe sleepwalking here? ig uess that explain why you missed the toilet when you brought your pile of crap posts in here
IM dreaming?
maybe you could explain how cognitively rational made you decide to buy those clothes? your in one big long dream buddy and one day someone's gonna get tired of leading you on and just drop it on you.
i'm ted, i'm biologically() nearly 40 i wear haiwaiian shirts, combat shorts, a goatee, eat too much and will quite happily talk about why it's down to joie de vivre rather than lack of self control for an entire evening. i love practical jokes and basically only stop having fun when someone questions the iraq war.
my genetically twin sister works in pr and tbh this is ever heard of "bill & ted"?
i don't even want to get into tv what kind of idiot would chose a career based on something that sounds good. i might like to joke but aspirations are somethig serious why are you trolling me on this?
ae there any synonyms for pet ownership i w
ant to alter my profile and flee from categorisation, a product of intolerance and hatred.
if i plant atree in the woods when nodbody is watching?
me too, but what is actually something often explain is that i actually dont wtan plastic surgery because i'm to insecure "they dont really like me but actually just plastic implants in my face"?
a rael man is never without a knife
beclause he is out quality time spending whith son making mayeb woodhouse & maybe a little fishing /responsibility comes with trust ae not shouting down at .denial ,everyone knows knives exist, but god? teach your kid to fear god but not why killing is actual bad without fear of hell?
yeah i'd sure like to have your kid round for tea...
maybe he won't steal so good for when he's 8 but when it's time to become his own man and you cant tlak to him because he's repressed idiot? maybe keep that woodhouse up a lil longer for this kid you brought up buddy, who is not ready for real society now..
it's funny how classes aren't allowed to do mothers/fathers day events incase someone "doesn't have mum/dad around" yet it's accepted it s agood thing to have stable household because otherwise why do we need to pussyfoot around kids from bad familyd so unstable they can't even take joke?
sorry... sorry for coming up with a plan? go back to sleep america
i f
ifind it ironic people who complain to staff at cinema when i vocally yawn after punchlines hvae often bought fizzy drink/ popcorn swmaping therse mindes in sugar when art is being shown, oh osrry for trying to make form of criticism/comment here?! stayat h ome for the dvd release pesase if you arent ready for debate.
haaha
ifind it ironic the "silver" screen is often rich in noethheing but advertisments..
i stick needles all over my body and feel no pain
yet, a crying child will turn my legs to jelly. is this.... living?
i don't actualy have a huge prob with it but when radicla feminists actualy start shuoting at them just because they want to not have a job/be housewife to me that is just as bad as men "oppresing(repressing?)" woman (by asking for basically just affection and no hassle?)... funny how things come full circle, a complete model maybe..
oh hey kalvano, let me take some study timeout so i can help you through this mess that is your mind. no thanks.
maybe you cna turn that high powered perceeptive self analysis onto yourself for a change and ask why are you so special for my help and time?
a man who lives inside a bottle cannot be expected to think outside his own reflection.
Uhrmmmm oh well erm i guess it was probably when i sent thr form off after filling it in with my dick?.... sorry but i didn't state within 5 minutes of meeting you guys that i am a individueal gay only to be asked stupid question like that do i go around aksing when you became straight? please die on my cock
i like how every big event has some identifying word prefix the word gate (minicagate) as if the watergate scandal was any kind of serious discovery? it goes a lot fucking deep than that trust me. yet trust no one? wnat to see how far the rbabit hole goes? get raeding bro, there's no "blue/red pill" here in real world bro...
this isn't really working. i almost had the hang of it before.
wow a big dick joke? i am not actually homophobic believe its ok to do what you want inside your own home i just dont get why black and gay comedians are considered as good as bill hicks when they basically rely on jokes concerning race/gay becuaseit's easy material, if you don't encourage them to self improve by criticise then how can you seriuos expect them to get better (which i believe innately they have the same ability to as us)?
"oh i nver fight because *cry* i don't believe in tribalism/troglodyte attitude/mindset go ahead and take all this equipment my fathers spine paid for but i unfortunately wasnt able to inherit"....
ok funny that you are only shortsighted enough to see only physical blows (fist/kick) as constituting a fight? maybe if you dont understand the idea of bhaving pride in your educational devlopment atheist pride tahn you actually need to have your head kicked literaly into gear..
oh... oh sorry, i am apologising here because you have caught me out as opus dei comfort/life hating idiot, unlike mr.twopillow over here in the OP?
? funny you should make such a stupid remark, maybe you are feeling a little dozy after yet another night of unsatisfactorey sleep heh?
let me aks you one thing how soeomne who is sleeping with their neck at a fucking rightangle throughout the nght risking slipped disc possible death is actually the one "living their life" to the almost pepsi max hey maybe try onw night of lateral natural sleep and watch reaosn come back to your fat head after the blood flow has been restored you voluntary cripple
i actually like how people mistake my shyness for aspergers simply because i'm able to debate properly its pretty much exemplalry of how the public conflates all "mental illness"(try reading the DRM definitions for possibly the longest lol of your stupid life) into one big "not one of us" category and you tell me majority rule is here to protect people? please tell me you have actually been to mental ward and seen some of the most normal people around today who often not only get the joke but actually research their points before imposing them on others being sectioned becuase if not please do not even step to me with your view on anything irrespective of how "outside the box" you think you got taught on your almost comically "inside the box" education..
you could tell me almost a million people have died to day and i prob wouldn't miss a single click while starting up a starcraft 3v1 AI match yet if you punched a cat right infront of me i would go incredibly red with anger and social phobia and have actually been in a fight before yet i eat meat and would safe the life of a western baby over probably hundreds of insignificant animal species? dont get me wrong i love england but give me a break.
totally and i love the vibe of coffee bars but coffee "republic" (putting a crown on the CEO would be a delicious irony to punch home just how this "republic" is really run)is little too cosy in bed with profit for me to actually feel relaxed enough to have intelligent discussion there but most of my friends barely care, yet how can i point out the irony to them if i don't get a chance to talk to them because we're in different places, catch22 anyone?
horn_ fucked around with this message at Nov 20, 2007 around 15:13
2:55 PM
maybe if i show you a pile of manipulated graphs about how people gain better mobility and stress relief by blood letting and praying to odin you'd believe when i say i have made several crap posts in under a couple of months
us get real? how about you get real...
do you think swagger in like a dove to every argument with "oh actually this is all fine stop arguing everyone is free", is worthwhile response? think you are cooling the situation by not addressing what is truely right/wrong?
how about you grow a pair of balls to give those pillows something worth protecting from physical attack/memes?
i am not actually calling directly the op a faggot but god damn if i am going to roll over here and just let this guy proaoglate ideas that may one day "they came for dual pillow peeps but i never used duel so greenlight, then they came for tri pillow but i never used tri, then they came for quad and there was no one left"
...
thanks. i threw out all my family guy dvd's after my first threads did ok so i would appreciate it if i could stay for a bit
clearly you just suck in modernity like a leech, switching on appliances but never you r mind.. ever heard of the singularity? carbon nanotubes? meta? in about 10 years you will be so sick of efficieny and streamlined germanic almost everything that classical human foibles like stuffy overbloated posting will seem like walking through tolkien's mind after living in an urban "jungle" all your life, furthermore e.g. etc
argggG!! i love this!
i love that feeling i actually love the "running on empty" feeling, some say "i feel depressed and constantly feel hungry", !!!! no shit! the point is the secondary feelings! you feel loose and rock & roll, you know what's coming and nothing can stop the inevitable day you look in that mirror and "oh.... oh damn am i really that thin!?" and in the same way you've been trying to pretend you've been feeling down the whole time you've been on this seriously low cal diet, that frown you're trying to wear? no chance.... you crack out a grin so wide you almost rip those size zero jeans apart the same way your old gf's gonna be tearin' herself up over what she's missing the fuck out on
sorry doc? what was that? i can't hear you for those soundproof pads of fat under your neck... heh.., cya (how could i miss ya'... heh)
sorry doc? what was that? i can't hear you for those soundproof pads of fat under your neck... heh.., cya (how could i miss ya'... heh)
erm why are you having a go at me for no reason i have said nothig to you at all.... (mods?) not that it is any of your business but i am actually doing getting thin for myslef? please do not reply to me again and get your own life
yuo know what i calculate d a long time before my daily calorific intake? wht it would take for the touch of a woman... while i am nearing my goal with ebtter aesthetic pls can you stfu and try to calculate how you are going to prevent dying a virgin, you can use as many prime numbers as you like but i will find it to say the least very ironic that you wiill be calculating until infinity...
meh
ok i didn't actually think you were avirgin just that you actually attacke dme first for no reason i undertsnad that you are clever and i would not actually try to say i am understand but does it give you the right to use your brains to make me feel bad? atheism?
ahhehehhAh you fuck, ing clown... please... please tell me you don't own modern art pieces?
i would actually punch you in the face if you uttered one inch of this shit in my fucking gym. because i'm violent? no, but because you are wrong.. while it is a truism that any one pattern is not the same as another, no matter how similar in appearance, to shunt a dichotomy with such labelling as "uniqueness" is a fallacy far greater than measuring your weights in kilograms. the mind is a simple hub of loops or "memes", i am an empiricist and accpt that my noton of selfhood is an illusion. but does acceptance of its existence mean i should accept it should exist....
no.
i have no problem with fighting evolution and truth, it is why i fight in the gym against my nature. my genes wish to keep me in a neat category of beta male passive aggressive introvert and my intellect asks me to accept that i have no "essence" that i am simply a collection of atoms... i fight against both these truths with determination, protein and group motivation. beta male? try saying to my face where the only passive occurance during the exchange will be when i stop stamping on your fucking face... no "essence"?... lets just say my tech team has a few interesting ideas surrounding huge muscle mass and black holes. and i'm not talking about conversation.
rabelais is my homie also i dont get all this yammering about maleness because its an obsolescent concept and u wont be a truly free weightlifter until you totally recognize yourself to be a self-organizing rhizomatic complex of memes and if you think youve made that realization and you still identify as male i think there is a DISJUNCTION somewhere so to speak
im just a neural net, a neural hairnet and when part of me is an acid i just dispense some kickass bass
sure i like the self belief i gain when a white man knocks a black man to the floor but it's the fact that hopkins is the most obnoxious troglodyte of a nigger that, as a white american, makes me want ricky "down to earth/modest and considerate" hatton to win this fight.
just fakin' i'm actually english i don't have to deal with that issue
everyday joe - "oh wow a thousand kisses that sounds super!"
me - "try tipping your £500 ray bans down your aquiline nose for just one second and take a look at the small print"
joe - "bu...but there is none"
me - "that's right brand boy and guess what that means..."
joe - "idk"
me - "it means a thousand kisses of nothing. a thousand kisses and nothing more. a thousand meaningless transgressions between flesh sample A and flesh sample B... a thousand nothings and not an ounce of love"
joe - "*cries*"
how about you go scrape the barrell of someone elses christmas with your emotionally and ecclesiastically vacuous "feed on the weak and dumb" campaign elsewhere saint nickel..
the answer i think is obvious when you take into consideration that i too live in the same place as you where the ultra high grade sunshine exists where you need sunglasses above the £20 mark... marketing land... its funny because when i take the shades off, it seems like the very same light i was hiding my eyes from illuminate the very reasons why i shouldn't have been hiding in the first place(irony). you are not objectively ugly and i for one actually think you are a good and worthwhile human being i would not think twice about sitting next to you on the bus just because you aren't wearing sunglasses/avirex jacket.
i got it... i actually got the joke i was just trying to go further with it i think your actually making it bleed more on purpose are you kidding me with the way you're pinching it wtf i go to comedy shows every week in the front row a clap louder than anyone when i get taken the piss out of i keep the tickets in the pin u p boar di'll show you do you want a beer or something../?
2:50 PM
doyuo want a beer or something?
maybe sleepwalking here? ig uess that explain why you missed the toilet when you brought your pile of crap posts in here
IM dreaming?
maybe you could explain how cognitively rational made you decide to buy those clothes? your in one big long dream buddy and one day someone's gonna get tired of leading you on and just drop it on you.
i'm ted, i'm biologically() nearly 40 i wear haiwaiian shirts, combat shorts, a goatee, eat too much and will quite happily talk about why it's down to joie de vivre rather than lack of self control for an entire evening. i love practical jokes and basically only stop having fun when someone questions the iraq war.
my genetically twin sister works in pr and tbh this is ever heard of "bill & ted"?
i don't even want to get into tv what kind of idiot would chose a career based on something that sounds good. i might like to joke but aspirations are somethig serious why are you trolling me on this?
ae there any synonyms for pet ownership i w
ant to alter my profile and flee from categorisation, a product of intolerance and hatred.
if i plant atree in the woods when nodbody is watching?
me too, but what is actually something often explain is that i actually dont wtan plastic surgery because i'm to insecure "they dont really like me but actually just plastic implants in my face"?
a rael man is never without a knife
beclause he is out quality time spending whith son making mayeb woodhouse & maybe a little fishing /responsibility comes with trust ae not shouting down at .denial ,everyone knows knives exist, but god? teach your kid to fear god but not why killing is actual bad without fear of hell?
yeah i'd sure like to have your kid round for tea...
maybe he won't steal so good for when he's 8 but when it's time to become his own man and you cant tlak to him because he's repressed idiot? maybe keep that woodhouse up a lil longer for this kid you brought up buddy, who is not ready for real society now..
it's funny how classes aren't allowed to do mothers/fathers day events incase someone "doesn't have mum/dad around" yet it's accepted it s agood thing to have stable household because otherwise why do we need to pussyfoot around kids from bad familyd so unstable they can't even take joke?
sorry... sorry for coming up with a plan? go back to sleep america
i f
ifind it ironic people who complain to staff at cinema when i vocally yawn after punchlines hvae often bought fizzy drink/ popcorn swmaping therse mindes in sugar when art is being shown, oh osrry for trying to make form of criticism/comment here?! stayat h ome for the dvd release pesase if you arent ready for debate.
haaha
ifind it ironic the "silver" screen is often rich in noethheing but advertisments..
i stick needles all over my body and feel no pain
yet, a crying child will turn my legs to jelly. is this.... living?
i don't actualy have a huge prob with it but when radicla feminists actualy start shuoting at them just because they want to not have a job/be housewife to me that is just as bad as men "oppresing(repressing?)" woman (by asking for basically just affection and no hassle?)... funny how things come full circle, a complete model maybe..
oh hey kalvano, let me take some study timeout so i can help you through this mess that is your mind. no thanks.
maybe you cna turn that high powered perceeptive self analysis onto yourself for a change and ask why are you so special for my help and time?
a man who lives inside a bottle cannot be expected to think outside his own reflection.
Uhrmmmm oh well erm i guess it was probably when i sent thr form off after filling it in with my dick?.... sorry but i didn't state within 5 minutes of meeting you guys that i am a individueal gay only to be asked stupid question like that do i go around aksing when you became straight? please die on my cock
i like how every big event has some identifying word prefix the word gate (minicagate) as if the watergate scandal was any kind of serious discovery? it goes a lot fucking deep than that trust me. yet trust no one? wnat to see how far the rbabit hole goes? get raeding bro, there's no "blue/red pill" here in real world bro...
this isn't really working. i almost had the hang of it before.
wow a big dick joke? i am not actually homophobic believe its ok to do what you want inside your own home i just dont get why black and gay comedians are considered as good as bill hicks when they basically rely on jokes concerning race/gay becuaseit's easy material, if you don't encourage them to self improve by criticise then how can you seriuos expect them to get better (which i believe innately they have the same ability to as us)?
"oh i nver fight because *cry* i don't believe in tribalism/troglodyte attitude/mindset go ahead and take all this equipment my fathers spine paid for but i unfortunately wasnt able to inherit"....
ok funny that you are only shortsighted enough to see only physical blows (fist/kick) as constituting a fight? maybe if you dont understand the idea of bhaving pride in your educational devlopment atheist pride tahn you actually need to have your head kicked literaly into gear..
oh... oh sorry, i am apologising here because you have caught me out as opus dei comfort/life hating idiot, unlike mr.twopillow over here in the OP?
? funny you should make such a stupid remark, maybe you are feeling a little dozy after yet another night of unsatisfactorey sleep heh?
let me aks you one thing how soeomne who is sleeping with their neck at a fucking rightangle throughout the nght risking slipped disc possible death is actually the one "living their life" to the almost pepsi max hey maybe try onw night of lateral natural sleep and watch reaosn come back to your fat head after the blood flow has been restored you voluntary cripple
i actually like how people mistake my shyness for aspergers simply because i'm able to debate properly its pretty much exemplalry of how the public conflates all "mental illness"(try reading the DRM definitions for possibly the longest lol of your stupid life) into one big "not one of us" category and you tell me majority rule is here to protect people? please tell me you have actually been to mental ward and seen some of the most normal people around today who often not only get the joke but actually research their points before imposing them on others being sectioned becuase if not please do not even step to me with your view on anything irrespective of how "outside the box" you think you got taught on your almost comically "inside the box" education..
you could tell me almost a million people have died to day and i prob wouldn't miss a single click while starting up a starcraft 3v1 AI match yet if you punched a cat right infront of me i would go incredibly red with anger and social phobia and have actually been in a fight before yet i eat meat and would safe the life of a western baby over probably hundreds of insignificant animal species? dont get me wrong i love england but give me a break.
totally and i love the vibe of coffee bars but coffee "republic" (putting a crown on the CEO would be a delicious irony to punch home just how this "republic" is really run)is little too cosy in bed with profit for me to actually feel relaxed enough to have intelligent discussion there but most of my friends barely care, yet how can i point out the irony to them if i don't get a chance to talk to them because we're in different places, catch22 anyone?
horn_ fucked around with this message at Nov 20, 2007 around 15:13
2:55 PM
maybe if i show you a pile of manipulated graphs about how people gain better mobility and stress relief by blood letting and praying to odin you'd believe when i say i have made several crap posts in under a couple of months
us get real? how about you get real...
do you think swagger in like a dove to every argument with "oh actually this is all fine stop arguing everyone is free", is worthwhile response? think you are cooling the situation by not addressing what is truely right/wrong?
how about you grow a pair of balls to give those pillows something worth protecting from physical attack/memes?
i am not actually calling directly the op a faggot but god damn if i am going to roll over here and just let this guy proaoglate ideas that may one day "they came for dual pillow peeps but i never used duel so greenlight, then they came for tri pillow but i never used tri, then they came for quad and there was no one left"
...
thanks. i threw out all my family guy dvd's after my first threads did ok so i would appreciate it if i could stay for a bit
clearly you just suck in modernity like a leech, switching on appliances but never you r mind.. ever heard of the singularity? carbon nanotubes? meta? in about 10 years you will be so sick of efficieny and streamlined germanic almost everything that classical human foibles like stuffy overbloated posting will seem like walking through tolkien's mind after living in an urban "jungle" all your life, furthermore e.g. etc
argggG!! i love this!
i love that feeling i actually love the "running on empty" feeling, some say "i feel depressed and constantly feel hungry", !!!! no shit! the point is the secondary feelings! you feel loose and rock & roll, you know what's coming and nothing can stop the inevitable day you look in that mirror and "oh.... oh damn am i really that thin!?" and in the same way you've been trying to pretend you've been feeling down the whole time you've been on this seriously low cal diet, that frown you're trying to wear? no chance.... you crack out a grin so wide you almost rip those size zero jeans apart the same way your old gf's gonna be tearin' herself up over what she's missing the fuck out on
sorry doc? what was that? i can't hear you for those soundproof pads of fat under your neck... heh.., cya (how could i miss ya'... heh)
sorry doc? what was that? i can't hear you for those soundproof pads of fat under your neck... heh.., cya (how could i miss ya'... heh)
erm why are you having a go at me for no reason i have said nothig to you at all.... (mods?) not that it is any of your business but i am actually doing getting thin for myslef? please do not reply to me again and get your own life
yuo know what i calculate d a long time before my daily calorific intake? wht it would take for the touch of a woman... while i am nearing my goal with ebtter aesthetic pls can you stfu and try to calculate how you are going to prevent dying a virgin, you can use as many prime numbers as you like but i will find it to say the least very ironic that you wiill be calculating until infinity...
meh
ok i didn't actually think you were avirgin just that you actually attacke dme first for no reason i undertsnad that you are clever and i would not actually try to say i am understand but does it give you the right to use your brains to make me feel bad? atheism?
ahhehehhAh you fuck, ing clown... please... please tell me you don't own modern art pieces?
i would actually punch you in the face if you uttered one inch of this shit in my fucking gym. because i'm violent? no, but because you are wrong.. while it is a truism that any one pattern is not the same as another, no matter how similar in appearance, to shunt a dichotomy with such labelling as "uniqueness" is a fallacy far greater than measuring your weights in kilograms. the mind is a simple hub of loops or "memes", i am an empiricist and accpt that my noton of selfhood is an illusion. but does acceptance of its existence mean i should accept it should exist....
no.
i have no problem with fighting evolution and truth, it is why i fight in the gym against my nature. my genes wish to keep me in a neat category of beta male passive aggressive introvert and my intellect asks me to accept that i have no "essence" that i am simply a collection of atoms... i fight against both these truths with determination, protein and group motivation. beta male? try saying to my face where the only passive occurance during the exchange will be when i stop stamping on your fucking face... no "essence"?... lets just say my tech team has a few interesting ideas surrounding huge muscle mass and black holes. and i'm not talking about conversation.
rabelais is my homie also i dont get all this yammering about maleness because its an obsolescent concept and u wont be a truly free weightlifter until you totally recognize yourself to be a self-organizing rhizomatic complex of memes and if you think youve made that realization and you still identify as male i think there is a DISJUNCTION somewhere so to speak
im just a neural net, a neural hairnet and when part of me is an acid i just dispense some kickass bass
sure i like the self belief i gain when a white man knocks a black man to the floor but it's the fact that hopkins is the most obnoxious troglodyte of a nigger that, as a white american, makes me want ricky "down to earth/modest and considerate" hatton to win this fight.
just fakin' i'm actually english i don't have to deal with that issue
everyday joe - "oh wow a thousand kisses that sounds super!"
me - "try tipping your £500 ray bans down your aquiline nose for just one second and take a look at the small print"
joe - "bu...but there is none"
me - "that's right brand boy and guess what that means..."
joe - "idk"
me - "it means a thousand kisses of nothing. a thousand kisses and nothing more. a thousand meaningless transgressions between flesh sample A and flesh sample B... a thousand nothings and not an ounce of love"
joe - "*cries*"
how about you go scrape the barrell of someone elses christmas with your emotionally and ecclesiastically vacuous "feed on the weak and dumb" campaign elsewhere saint nickel..
the answer i think is obvious when you take into consideration that i too live in the same place as you where the ultra high grade sunshine exists where you need sunglasses above the £20 mark... marketing land... its funny because when i take the shades off, it seems like the very same light i was hiding my eyes from illuminate the very reasons why i shouldn't have been hiding in the first place(irony). you are not objectively ugly and i for one actually think you are a good and worthwhile human being i would not think twice about sitting next to you on the bus just because you aren't wearing sunglasses/avirex jacket.
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
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I'm going to make something with different colors of salt resistant algae! i'm not sure what! please don't steal my idear
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