The blue and sunny morning

oohYEA

2008-07-15T15:15:00.000-07:00

Good Vibe. I believe that I very much like this expression even if I never really succeeded placing it in a conversation non-déconneuse, a little as "is my loss" or "liked you the album of Deep Puddle Dynamics". Good vibe, and a guy that talked about boulis to designate bottoms coolos. Vibe now that designates a musical style, post-sensual seduction of Snoop, that already in January reheated as a laths macchiatto of with Alfredo. In summer, the vibe music takes all sound feels. EXAMPLE: strangely resembles "Owner of has lonely heart" of THERE, destructive hand-clap as in a transmission of Evan and a bloat done not know rather "not poorly".

doodoo

2008-07-05T22:04:00.000-07:00

Evan : haha lookit that man his shirt looks like he has kids (?)

Evan : "Well, Slothrop is just chowing on that pie!"

Walter: drude holy shit my phone just rag and i went crazy hahahahah

Hatetrocity: once you eat an olive you are cool forever

I've been dressing up like a lesbian for fun

2008-06-30T22:20:00.001-07:00

It's hard to take yourself seriously when you're dressed like a lesbian

The Euro 2008 this is over

2008-06-25T23:05:00.000-07:00

Paul Gascoigne goes poorly and the cuttings of hair of the Spaniards are authorized. Once I believe that I said after too much vodka cranberries that to every problem of life, there is a piece of French rap to explain it.

ON A TYPICAL FRIDAY NIGHT I AM
At the bread gables, announcing the color, indicating the forecast

My groan tube flew out of my hand as i spun around in the shrieker bubble

2008-06-20T21:45:00.001-07:00

and it hit my neighbor's house and chipped the siding
i don't think anyone saw me

You erect a terrible portrait of the Parisian night

2008-06-20T21:35:00.001-07:00

describe what there is behind the facade and especially to do to understand that which it himself there happens is broadcasting itself everywhere.

ready

2008-06-17T11:49:00.000-07:00

Thigh boots, moustache, ponytail

i have your photo in my pocket
oh you do
yes i do

hoooo

2008-06-12T13:34:00.001-07:00

my resulsts from geneaology.com came back and I got mondo skate punk heritage!

i tried but i can't fight it!

Do you ever stare at your skeleton and wonder

2008-06-12T11:36:00.000-07:00

if maybe you weren't made for some nobler purpose

like pulling stuck dogs out of the mud?

sorry if i've been too much like songs for drella I didn't even notice as it was happening

2008-06-07T22:04:00.000-07:00

oil spill bird
the owl

drawing bird

phoenix
tintin rocket
mooustache pig
rhodesian flag

2008-06-07T00:12:00.000-07:00

no bruton-- no beanloard ,
the many notable watchers of adult swim
life relevance
gun stance with a revolver/semi of italian communist
wow a 3 d imensional shadow shaped like africa
if someone was to buy me
]most primitive places cover the genitals because only finn mccool doesnt mind you know if a twig tears at his penis/finn mccool / band of warriors
use mirrors
man--code
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""STONED FOR 20 YEARS""
ripped at the hip torn at the heart
keep building those muscles
yes i want plenty of muscles
love

"drug and aviation", histories of sickly pigeons that descend towards hot tar in suicidal piquets.

2008-06-06T10:02:00.000-07:00

and if my hour rings I would leave as I came, more adolescent, more incandescent, surer that one can raise oneself a day of this Adam that melts in frozen blades.

really serious stuff

2008-06-05T21:16:00.001-07:00

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baa

2008-06-04T09:53:00.001-07:00

Walter: hahahahaha what an oddly feminine pose

Bernard: "I received another bag of cosmetics today."- Dad

In the name of Jesus Christ, I cast out the demon of philosophy!"

"I Survived the 21st Century Sexual Revolution and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt That Says 'Porn Star' on It."

Q: What is the origin of Gnomes?

A: We don't know this for sure
ericp: i just found a pile of european coins

I had two popsicles insatead of breakfast

2008-05-29T10:15:00.000-07:00

2008-05-20T04:09:00.001-07:00

Life is fun and gay!

this is my favorite poem

2008-05-17T00:47:00.001-07:00

I hope you enjoy it

old favorite

2008-05-16T13:00:00.001-07:00

i'm sick of everyone always telling me what to do

2008-05-15T19:38:00.001-07:00

tart this pop
sand that beach
blossom those flowers

i've had too much

a guy running for chairman of my indian tribe just called me

2008-04-24T10:16:00.001-07:00

and it made me think

maybe I could be chief someday

2008-04-21T11:38:00.001-07:00

found this video in a dirty bag

ag

2008-04-19T09:57:00.001-07:00

Poor people moving to the suburbs is a wonderful idea. Turn them into projects, tear the fences down, and let them work the land to earn their stay in a beautiful ten room home. Children will be educated in small, committed classrooms within biking distance because nobody can afford to bus/drive their kids ten miles to school every god damn day.

It will turn out to be the agrarian Marxist dream the world has been having just in time for its own bicentennial.

And then some day we'll have a whole class of colored agricultural elite that pops up out of fucking nowhere.

I swear to god this will work.

lihan Li: im TEH lihan and 2 u im mrs lihan

hmm

2008-04-05T22:34:00.001-07:00

James : ahah thats an orgasm you wand
Leopold : hahaha oh is that what that's called
James : ahah yes
Leopold L: i was calling it a torsion burst

2008-04-05T22:24:00.001-07:00

ohmeebaglod: spring snow is way better than snow crash
Leopol: SPRING SNOW KICKS ASS
Leopold: ahahah i got really excited when you said that

eaaa

2008-04-05T01:44:00.001-07:00

lihan Li: ID LIKE TO muster 16 prostitutes and 32 feminists into mah lab

Basically she just flits from stage-level to stage-level like a possessed cat running a series of particularly sassy errands.

I guess the episode's signature scene—it looked at once totally phony and luridly hyperreal and perfectly ultramundane—
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Poor people moving to the suburbs is a wonderful idea. Turn them into projects, tear the fences down, and let them work the land to earn their stay in a beautiful ten room home. Children will be educated in small, committed classrooms within biking distance because nobody can afford to bus/drive their kids ten miles to school every god damn day.

It will turn out to be the agrarian Marxist dream the world has been having just in time for its own bicentennial.

And then some day we'll have a whole class of colored agricultural elite that pops up out of fucking nowhere.

I swear to god this will work.

THIS IS ANOTHER GOOD VIDEO FOR MY DAMIES

2008-03-19T10:54:00.000-07:00

2008-03-12T04:37:00.001-07:00

I wish things were mADE OF GLASS INSTEAd of plastic

COLLECTED WORKS

2008-03-11T01:26:00.001-07:00

laugh at mckenna all you want but i'll be the one laughing when the novelty line goes vertical in 2012

lihan Li: HOMOZ GENTRI FIED MY NAYBURHOOD

Abraham Maslow once said, "The fully realized man does not identify with the local group." Boy, when I read that, I said, that's me.

lihan: IM GONNA KIDNAP MCCAIN AND WATERBORD HIM WITH A BUNCH OF MY AZN BUDDIES

WE PUT ALL THIS WICKER UP JUST FOR YOU

a trailblazer's cushion

2008-03-10T10:04:00.000-07:00

i left MY ab mAKEUP IN JAyson's truck

hey!

2008-02-21T07:37:00.001-08:00

I CAN HEAR THE SPIRITS OF THE ANCESTORS RAGING AND CRYIN AS THEIR BONES ARE MADE INTO CURIOSITIES

nevermind

2008-02-19T11:54:00.000-08:00

Leopold: well james i'm afraid that sort of instantaneous ejaculation just isn't possible
James: ahahah
Leopold: what's that band that plays songs about the lord of the rings
James: Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago

2008-02-12T22:32:00.000-08:00

is it wrong to have friends of a different religion

cablernegg

2008-02-11T15:37:00.000-08:00

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Pistachio and pale blue are summer colors but they are also homesick colors. That’s what I think, anyway.

hahaha

2008-01-23T05:31:00.001-08:00

i feed infants coffee

Milestone

2008-01-20T08:10:00.000-08:00

sorry mon i have to go back to seattle, one love says: (4:54:39 PM)
the reason a lot of the idiots here say they carry knives is to 'defend themselves' but something like 60% of stabbings in london happen with peoples own knives

sorry mon i have to go back to seattle, one love says: (4:54:40 PM)
imagine that

sorry mon i have to go back to seattle, one love says: (4:54:44 PM)
getting robbed for your knife

sorry mon i have to go back to seattle, one love says: (4:54:46 PM)
then stabbed with it

turn persian says: (4:54:58 PM)
hahaha

turn persian says: (4:55:00 PM)
what the hell

turn persian says: (4:55:15 PM)
i'd carry a cane with a smaller cane inside

turn persian says: (4:55:22 PM)
so i could help a baby with a bad leg

turn persian says: (4:55:24 PM)
hahahahha

turn persian says: (4:55:26 PM)
haahahaah

sorry mon i have to go back to seattle, one love says: (4:55:29 PM)
hahahahhaa

sorry mon i have to go back to seattle, one love says: (4:55:31 PM)
ahahaa

sorry mon i have to go back to seattle, one love says: (4:55:39 PM)
here you are you poor cripple baby

turn persian says: (4:55:43 PM)
jaahahhhjjhaha

turn persian says: (4:56:00 PM)
the baby ambling away with his new little cane

turn persian says: (4:56:01 PM)
ahahahah

YOURE CAPSIZING MY NEUTRRAL SPACE

2008-01-17T03:51:00.000-08:00

new pickup line: hey baby want to buy a custom poker chip with a picture of eyeball on it

I wrote 8 songs and 1 story last nite

2008-01-15T12:32:00.000-08:00

1. THey should paint firetrucks black so they can surprise arsonists

2. i hate to tell them that every second of my life is self loathing and lower back pain maybe punctuated with a reprieve by drugs and then even more pain when i run out of money and go through withdrawals and start it all over again

3. when i was drunk
once i drank half a bottle of tequila
and ran like 5 miles in my bare feet
then saw a house i didn't like
and i smashed the garage window with my hand
and ran back home

4. PRECIOUS PEARLS PRECIOUS PEARLS ONCE UP ON A TIME THERE WAS A JEWELRY STORE
FULL OF PRECIOUS PEARLS

5. I HAVE 99 tEETH IN MY MOUTH
AND NO TONGUE
okay

6. RUN FROM THY DESTRUCTION I Am NOTHING BUT a MEMBER OF A PAIR ITs my identity wERE SO THE SAME BUT SO DIFFERENT

7. DIET COKE DIET COKE DIET COKE DIET COKE SERVE IT AT YOUR SINGLES PARTY TAKE THE COKE TO OVERTIME

8. nano technology has changed my life nanotechnology has changed my life

9. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84FiGSBbCPw&feature=related

10. story---- THE Veils had provided their undoining , crossing the state in the old wicker/jungle vined car that his uncle had built for him in a state of mental-physical manifestation.. his mothers wedding veil had sucked into the front axle around a thorny span between the wheels and the wheel had stuck and they crashed headlong into a statue commerorating the birth of radio. ''our only consolation is that this is how we dreamed of going out. that statue is so splended. i wish i would've died s ooner''

COPRYRIGHT LEOPOLD NO STEALING

JUST A THOUGHT

2008-01-14T18:41:00.001-08:00

TOMMY LEE S REALITY SHOW WHEN HE WENT TO THE UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA AND HAAD A FUCKING HOT ASS GIRL TUTOR IS THE MOST KICKASS SHOW OF ALL TIME

2008-01-12T21:53:00.004-08:00

what does it mean when you vomit red red blood

2008-01-12T21:53:00.003-08:00

I have begun keeping my clothes on mannakins instead of hangers

2008-01-12T21:53:00.001-08:00

i'm going to eat some makeup to see how nontoxic it really is

i don't want to ssound raisit

2008-01-06T16:01:00.000-08:00

Soaring phoenix weight

brother

2007-12-28T22:38:00.001-08:00

flick a girl's wart to tell her you're a fun and playful sort!

2007-12-20T16:04:00.001-08:00

you ever take baths with your neighbors

2007-12-13T21:01:00.000-08:00

AIM IM with Bernard ols.org/
remember when i used to flow over the intercom
12:00 AM
there are so many photography books that i want
its not phair dude
its not liz phair
its not lillith phair
its not phair in any way

2007-12-11T13:35:00.001-08:00

my facial tattoos scabbed over, peeled, and fell off

2007-12-06T12:49:00.003-08:00

i think anyone who doesn't wear a fake beard all the time is a fucking retard

rrrrrr

2007-11-28T20:11:00.001-08:00

Thought for the day: The internet isn’t funny. Viral videos are based upon the fallacious idea that you can share an inside joke millions of strangers.
It’s too hot in this apartment. I feel miserable. I haven’t changed my clothes in three days and I’m not about to start. I slept on a half-filled air mattress on top of some half-empty paint cans and had a lucid dream about smoking crack with my roommates. Not to get high, just to stay awake. They threw on a porn and for ten minutes we watched oiled Eastern European men rub themselves and each other.
“Wait, guys. Don’t worry. The girls will show up soon.” They never did.
But now I’m awake.
My cell phone goes off. It’s Pete Treason. I wonder if his father is still a tree. I press receive.
“I have a gun loaded and I’m ready to die,” he begins.
I laugh and hang up. As of September I have over 200 friends.
It rings again immediately. Number restricted.
“I’ll have one coffee to go.”
“Do I look like a drive-thru Starbucks? Do I look like a can of beans?”
“No, you look like a MILF.” I can’t argue. I just had my tips frosted. If only great hair could cure this horrible hangover. I need something to drink. The only thing in my refrigerator is dozens of bottles of Odwalla Superfood, because I heard it makes your semen taste great and that’s very important to someone who drinks as much of their own jism as I do. If I turn on the tap it just spits out snakes. Which is something I’m fine with. I like snakes. They remind me of fancy belts.
I got so wasted on beers last night. I’m not even sure what happened. All I remember is that short Norwegian guy who wanted to fight me because I was tonguekissing his girlfriend/roommate in the middle of the party or something plus he thought I was gay which was such a wrongheaded assumption. I would never date any guy who was gay. It’s who I am. And then this lady cop showed up, but I couldn’t hear anything she was saying because I was wearing a snowsuit layered inside a second snowsuit and it muffled the sound. Weirdly enough, they were the same snowsuits that I was wearing when my parents took me to visit my grandfather. As it turned out, he’d died six months prior so they shouted “FOOLED YOU” and shoved me onto the ground but it didn’t hurt at all because of the snowsuits.
Maybe a shower would help, but I’m too nervous to attempt it. The last time I tried to shower I stepped into the stall and was struck by tens of thousands of tiny pieces of water.
I really need something to do. I’m out of coke and there isn’t any cocaine left. I have 16 or 17 luftballoons right now, but most of them are in Ye Olde Nike Sweate Shoppe for repaires. What do people even do all day? Do yoga? Pray for death? Mendaciously surf the boobtube and eat chicken flavored crackers? You can’t put chicken in a cracker. Yeah. I’ll turn on the TV.
Maury is on. A paternity show. Jesus claims he’s the son of God. The results come in and Mary starts crying. “GOD DONE TOLD YA, BITCH! KID AIN’T MINE!” He throws a few lightning bolts and they cut to commercial. I turn it on full volume because my landlady is a 6’ 1” latina with a wintour bob, a lip piercing and too much foundation so she can rot in hell.
I got an idea to solve all my problems. I’ll head to Starbucks. I pack up my iPod, my iBook and my copy of The Starter Wife with a crude, tattered cover of Gravity’s Rainbow taped over the outside. I advance the bookmark about 50 pages, in case anyone who saw me carrying it yesterday takes note.
And there’s facebook. Thank god for facebook. I’d really been jonesing for seminude self-taken photos of my 14 year old cousin.
Three hours later I leave house. There’s a telegram boy hanging around outside my door so I charm the black off him and credit it to my checkbook. I pass a fat woman and my already infirm stomach falters. Ugh. It seems like humans are the only species that gets more disgusting as we gain gross amounts of weight. It’s like we’re more closely related to ants than kittens. Also both ants and humans dig holes.
I’m sick of the riff-raff. I cross myself and teleport to the front of the coffee shack. A sign hangs. “No shirts no shoes no service” is such an unfair law. It discriminates against people with no feet or torsos. If I was in charge of the world, those signs would read, “No brakes! NO BRAKES! TWO SNAKES!”
Leo meets me inside and questions me as I wait in line.
“Did I ever tell you about the girl who I thought gave me crabs?”
“No. We don’t share anything anymore.”
“Oh. Okay. Well, anyway. It was this average looking girl who kept talking about being a model, and I was making fun of her because she wasn’t that good-looking. So we had sex. But it turned out she was a model and her boyfriend gave her crabs. But I didn’t get them.”
I elbow past Leo to reach a free table. But he has other ideas. Interesting ideas.
“Horse socks,” he suggests.
I throw coffee in his face. Why did I have coffee already? It doesn’t matter. Thanks for the idea, jagoff. I’ll see you at the patent office! I begin to run. But I am not running to the patent office.

ahaha

2007-11-27T10:05:00.001-08:00

i'm going to get my pubes waxed into tiger stripes to show off my new ab definition

we'd have a riot racing

2007-11-26T11:59:00.000-08:00

nononono nooooooooo...

i got it... i actually got the joke i was just trying to go further with it i think your actually making it bleed more on purpose are you kidding me with the way you're pinching it wtf i go to comedy shows every week in the front row a clap louder than anyone when i get taken the piss out of i keep the tickets in the pin u p boar di'll show you do you want a beer or something../?
2:50 PM
doyuo want a beer or something?
maybe sleepwalking here? ig uess that explain why you missed the toilet when you brought your pile of crap posts in here
IM dreaming?
maybe you could explain how cognitively rational made you decide to buy those clothes? your in one big long dream buddy and one day someone's gonna get tired of leading you on and just drop it on you.
i'm ted, i'm biologically() nearly 40 i wear haiwaiian shirts, combat shorts, a goatee, eat too much and will quite happily talk about why it's down to joie de vivre rather than lack of self control for an entire evening. i love practical jokes and basically only stop having fun when someone questions the iraq war.
my genetically twin sister works in pr and tbh this is ever heard of "bill & ted"?
i don't even want to get into tv what kind of idiot would chose a career based on something that sounds good. i might like to joke but aspirations are somethig serious why are you trolling me on this?
ae there any synonyms for pet ownership i w

ant to alter my profile and flee from categorisation, a product of intolerance and hatred.
if i plant atree in the woods when nodbody is watching?
me too, but what is actually something often explain is that i actually dont wtan plastic surgery because i'm to insecure "they dont really like me but actually just plastic implants in my face"?
a rael man is never without a knife

beclause he is out quality time spending whith son making mayeb woodhouse & maybe a little fishing /responsibility comes with trust ae not shouting down at .denial ,everyone knows knives exist, but god? teach your kid to fear god but not why killing is actual bad without fear of hell?
yeah i'd sure like to have your kid round for tea...
maybe he won't steal so good for when he's 8 but when it's time to become his own man and you cant tlak to him because he's repressed idiot? maybe keep that woodhouse up a lil longer for this kid you brought up buddy, who is not ready for real society now..
it's funny how classes aren't allowed to do mothers/fathers day events incase someone "doesn't have mum/dad around" yet it's accepted it s agood thing to have stable household because otherwise why do we need to pussyfoot around kids from bad familyd so unstable they can't even take joke?
sorry... sorry for coming up with a plan? go back to sleep america
i f

ifind it ironic people who complain to staff at cinema when i vocally yawn after punchlines hvae often bought fizzy drink/ popcorn swmaping therse mindes in sugar when art is being shown, oh osrry for trying to make form of criticism/comment here?! stayat h ome for the dvd release pesase if you arent ready for debate.
haaha
ifind it ironic the "silver" screen is often rich in noethheing but advertisments..
i stick needles all over my body and feel no pain

yet, a crying child will turn my legs to jelly. is this.... living?
i don't actualy have a huge prob with it but when radicla feminists actualy start shuoting at them just because they want to not have a job/be housewife to me that is just as bad as men "oppresing(repressing?)" woman (by asking for basically just affection and no hassle?)... funny how things come full circle, a complete model maybe..
oh hey kalvano, let me take some study timeout so i can help you through this mess that is your mind. no thanks.
maybe you cna turn that high powered perceeptive self analysis onto yourself for a change and ask why are you so special for my help and time?
a man who lives inside a bottle cannot be expected to think outside his own reflection.
Uhrmmmm oh well erm i guess it was probably when i sent thr form off after filling it in with my dick?.... sorry but i didn't state within 5 minutes of meeting you guys that i am a individueal gay only to be asked stupid question like that do i go around aksing when you became straight? please die on my cock
i like how every big event has some identifying word prefix the word gate (minicagate) as if the watergate scandal was any kind of serious discovery? it goes a lot fucking deep than that trust me. yet trust no one? wnat to see how far the rbabit hole goes? get raeding bro, there's no "blue/red pill" here in real world bro...
this isn't really working. i almost had the hang of it before.
wow a big dick joke? i am not actually homophobic believe its ok to do what you want inside your own home i just dont get why black and gay comedians are considered as good as bill hicks when they basically rely on jokes concerning race/gay becuaseit's easy material, if you don't encourage them to self improve by criticise then how can you seriuos expect them to get better (which i believe innately they have the same ability to as us)?
"oh i nver fight because *cry* i don't believe in tribalism/troglodyte attitude/mindset go ahead and take all this equipment my fathers spine paid for but i unfortunately wasnt able to inherit"....

ok funny that you are only shortsighted enough to see only physical blows (fist/kick) as constituting a fight? maybe if you dont understand the idea of bhaving pride in your educational devlopment atheist pride tahn you actually need to have your head kicked literaly into gear..
oh... oh sorry, i am apologising here because you have caught me out as opus dei comfort/life hating idiot, unlike mr.twopillow over here in the OP?
? funny you should make such a stupid remark, maybe you are feeling a little dozy after yet another night of unsatisfactorey sleep heh?
let me aks you one thing how soeomne who is sleeping with their neck at a fucking rightangle throughout the nght risking slipped disc possible death is actually the one "living their life" to the almost pepsi max hey maybe try onw night of lateral natural sleep and watch reaosn come back to your fat head after the blood flow has been restored you voluntary cripple
i actually like how people mistake my shyness for aspergers simply because i'm able to debate properly its pretty much exemplalry of how the public conflates all "mental illness"(try reading the DRM definitions for possibly the longest lol of your stupid life) into one big "not one of us" category and you tell me majority rule is here to protect people? please tell me you have actually been to mental ward and seen some of the most normal people around today who often not only get the joke but actually research their points before imposing them on others being sectioned becuase if not please do not even step to me with your view on anything irrespective of how "outside the box" you think you got taught on your almost comically "inside the box" education..
you could tell me almost a million people have died to day and i prob wouldn't miss a single click while starting up a starcraft 3v1 AI match yet if you punched a cat right infront of me i would go incredibly red with anger and social phobia and have actually been in a fight before yet i eat meat and would safe the life of a western baby over probably hundreds of insignificant animal species? dont get me wrong i love england but give me a break.
totally and i love the vibe of coffee bars but coffee "republic" (putting a crown on the CEO would be a delicious irony to punch home just how this "republic" is really run)is little too cosy in bed with profit for me to actually feel relaxed enough to have intelligent discussion there but most of my friends barely care, yet how can i point out the irony to them if i don't get a chance to talk to them because we're in different places, catch22 anyone?

horn_ fucked around with this message at Nov 20, 2007 around 15:13
2:55 PM
maybe if i show you a pile of manipulated graphs about how people gain better mobility and stress relief by blood letting and praying to odin you'd believe when i say i have made several crap posts in under a couple of months
us get real? how about you get real...
do you think swagger in like a dove to every argument with "oh actually this is all fine stop arguing everyone is free", is worthwhile response? think you are cooling the situation by not addressing what is truely right/wrong?
how about you grow a pair of balls to give those pillows something worth protecting from physical attack/memes?

i am not actually calling directly the op a faggot but god damn if i am going to roll over here and just let this guy proaoglate ideas that may one day "they came for dual pillow peeps but i never used duel so greenlight, then they came for tri pillow but i never used tri, then they came for quad and there was no one left"
...
thanks. i threw out all my family guy dvd's after my first threads did ok so i would appreciate it if i could stay for a bit
clearly you just suck in modernity like a leech, switching on appliances but never you r mind.. ever heard of the singularity? carbon nanotubes? meta? in about 10 years you will be so sick of efficieny and streamlined germanic almost everything that classical human foibles like stuffy overbloated posting will seem like walking through tolkien's mind after living in an urban "jungle" all your life, furthermore e.g. etc
argggG!! i love this!
i love that feeling i actually love the "running on empty" feeling, some say "i feel depressed and constantly feel hungry", !!!! no shit! the point is the secondary feelings! you feel loose and rock & roll, you know what's coming and nothing can stop the inevitable day you look in that mirror and "oh.... oh damn am i really that thin!?" and in the same way you've been trying to pretend you've been feeling down the whole time you've been on this seriously low cal diet, that frown you're trying to wear? no chance.... you crack out a grin so wide you almost rip those size zero jeans apart the same way your old gf's gonna be tearin' herself up over what she's missing the fuck out on
sorry doc? what was that? i can't hear you for those soundproof pads of fat under your neck... heh.., cya (how could i miss ya'... heh)

sorry doc? what was that? i can't hear you for those soundproof pads of fat under your neck... heh.., cya (how could i miss ya'... heh)
erm why are you having a go at me for no reason i have said nothig to you at all.... (mods?) not that it is any of your business but i am actually doing getting thin for myslef? please do not reply to me again and get your own life
yuo know what i calculate d a long time before my daily calorific intake? wht it would take for the touch of a woman... while i am nearing my goal with ebtter aesthetic pls can you stfu and try to calculate how you are going to prevent dying a virgin, you can use as many prime numbers as you like but i will find it to say the least very ironic that you wiill be calculating until infinity...
meh
ok i didn't actually think you were avirgin just that you actually attacke dme first for no reason i undertsnad that you are clever and i would not actually try to say i am understand but does it give you the right to use your brains to make me feel bad? atheism?
ahhehehhAh you fuck, ing clown... please... please tell me you don't own modern art pieces?
i would actually punch you in the face if you uttered one inch of this shit in my fucking gym. because i'm violent? no, but because you are wrong.. while it is a truism that any one pattern is not the same as another, no matter how similar in appearance, to shunt a dichotomy with such labelling as "uniqueness" is a fallacy far greater than measuring your weights in kilograms. the mind is a simple hub of loops or "memes", i am an empiricist and accpt that my noton of selfhood is an illusion. but does acceptance of its existence mean i should accept it should exist....

no.
i have no problem with fighting evolution and truth, it is why i fight in the gym against my nature. my genes wish to keep me in a neat category of beta male passive aggressive introvert and my intellect asks me to accept that i have no "essence" that i am simply a collection of atoms... i fight against both these truths with determination, protein and group motivation. beta male? try saying to my face where the only passive occurance during the exchange will be when i stop stamping on your fucking face... no "essence"?... lets just say my tech team has a few interesting ideas surrounding huge muscle mass and black holes. and i'm not talking about conversation.
rabelais is my homie also i dont get all this yammering about maleness because its an obsolescent concept and u wont be a truly free weightlifter until you totally recognize yourself to be a self-organizing rhizomatic complex of memes and if you think youve made that realization and you still identify as male i think there is a DISJUNCTION somewhere so to speak
im just a neural net, a neural hairnet and when part of me is an acid i just dispense some kickass bass
sure i like the self belief i gain when a white man knocks a black man to the floor but it's the fact that hopkins is the most obnoxious troglodyte of a nigger that, as a white american, makes me want ricky "down to earth/modest and considerate" hatton to win this fight.
just fakin' i'm actually english i don't have to deal with that issue
everyday joe - "oh wow a thousand kisses that sounds super!"
me - "try tipping your £500 ray bans down your aquiline nose for just one second and take a look at the small print"
joe - "bu...but there is none"
me - "that's right brand boy and guess what that means..."
joe - "idk"
me - "it means a thousand kisses of nothing. a thousand kisses and nothing more. a thousand meaningless transgressions between flesh sample A and flesh sample B... a thousand nothings and not an ounce of love"
joe - "*cries*"

how about you go scrape the barrell of someone elses christmas with your emotionally and ecclesiastically vacuous "feed on the weak and dumb" campaign elsewhere saint nickel..
the answer i think is obvious when you take into consideration that i too live in the same place as you where the ultra high grade sunshine exists where you need sunglasses above the £20 mark... marketing land... its funny because when i take the shades off, it seems like the very same light i was hiding my eyes from illuminate the very reasons why i shouldn't have been hiding in the first place(irony). you are not objectively ugly and i for one actually think you are a good and worthwhile human being i would not think twice about sitting next to you on the bus just because you aren't wearing sunglasses/avirex jacket.

yaabboobobo

2007-11-21T02:56:00.000-08:00

I'm going to make something with different colors of salt resistant algae! i'm not sure what! please don't steal my idear

2007-11-20T00:17:00.000-08:00

LIZ:hes the perfect person
LEO: hahaha
LEO:enjoy it while you can
LIZ:hahaha
LIZ:whats THAT supposed to mean
LEO:ahahaha absolutely nothing
LEO:hes only got about 30 years left on the planet
LIZ:with modfern medecine he could live forever

hm

2007-11-17T01:42:00.001-08:00

i want to peel an orange but we're out of the unpeeled oranges

bad news fellow thugs

2007-11-15T19:18:00.001-08:00

I spilled soy milk all over my blanket!

Visiting the oracle with Mr. E. Pluszt

2007-11-12T13:59:00.001-08:00

A trip for the ages

2007-10-31T02:51:00.001-07:00

James says: (5:48:32 AM)
MILTON DOCTOROWS SON IS A STEAM PUNK BLOGGER AND FLICKR TAGGER AND MY SON CAN DRESS UP LIKE A TRAP ON THE INTERJRIrhrhr

2007-10-28T23:50:00.001-07:00

nope
NOT NEVER

yeah that would work well in a disney movie making old childrens disney characters appealing to
young teens

i'm a teen
when i say
i'm seven teen
people think i'm seven people manifested into the body of a teen
but its actually a number
a larger number than seven
the teen means you add 10 to the first number
that's how you know
its confusing but worthwhile to learn

hha oh

in my opinion at least

mushroom 2

2007-10-27T05:51:00.000-07:00

AIM IM with Alcatraz .
10/27/07, 7:50 AM
Teahawk: wow i know why people like cats
they smell like babies
hahahahah a you're right
they do smell like babies
holy shit
Alcatraz: i dont have a point
Alcatraz: hahha cats smell like babies
Alcatraz: thats messed up
Alcatraz: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samael_Aun_Weor
Teahawk: I UNDERSTAND PHILIP K. DICK
by
Terence Mckenna

1991
Alcatraz: hahaha
Alcatraz: what the hell
Alcatraz: i guess thats true about our friendship
Alcatraz: thats funny
Teahawk: because we both suppress our terrifying sexual urges when we talk
Teahawk: otherwise it would be fuck fuck fuck fuck
Alcatraz: hahaha
Alcatraz: i suppress them all the time
Alcatraz: the moment i got to morgantown
Alcatraz: i wanted to fuck every girl i knew i'd see
Alcatraz: and half of them i wasnt sure
Teahawk: He never identified with his Christian name since he knew that it was just a passing incident in his life that would soon disappear in time
Teahawk: dude
Teahawk: we have to change our names
Teahawk: i'll be karen elf head
Teahawk: hahahahaha
7:55 AM
Alcatraz: The Rose Cross is, as its name sugggests, a cross with a single pure snow-white rose at its centre.[3] Some interpretations, derived from an alternate translation as Rosy Cross, place a red rose at its centre. Other variations of this symbol include the Ankh and the Hermetic Rose Cross which is a large cross with a multi-colored rose at its centre, the whole being covered in mystic symbols taken largely from alchemy and the Hermetic Qabalah; or also, in a more simple manner, a crown of red roses ennobling a white rose at the centre of the cross.
Alcatraz: hahaha
Alcatraz: i like my name
Teahawk: hahah your n ame suits you
Teahawk: okay
Teahawk: it does
Teahawk: mine doesnt
Alcatraz: yours does too
Alcatraz: ys it does
Teahawk: my name should be popeye cup
Alcatraz: Teahawk is an aweosme name
Teahawk: or
Alcatraz: hahah
Alcatraz: well
Teahawk: oh thats not my name man
Alcatraz: it was a good name until popeye cup
Alcatraz: oh
Alcatraz: thats cooler actually
Teahawk: really
Teahawk: why
Alcatraz: because its your real name
Alcatraz: huh
Alcatraz: haha
Teahawk: and leo brings jews and italians to my mind
Teahawk: i dont like it
Alcatraz: so what
Alcatraz: i like it
Teahawk: i like angel of grace Prefontaine
Teahawk: hahahaha
Alcatraz: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Regaleira.JPG
Alcatraz: hahha
Teahawk: hahaha popeye cup
Teahawk: hahahahaha
Teahawk: darryl plantmatter
Teahawk: the tepid cup of popeye
Teahawk: ahahahaha
Teahawk: darcy grace/angel/Prefontaine
Teahawk: hahahaha
Alcatraz: im tepid
Alcatraz: i want to die
Alcatraz: im sorry
Teahawk: haahahaha
Teahawk: if you die
Teahawk: then
Teahawk: you'll be dead
Teahawk: okay
Alcatraz: yea
Teahawk: do you understand
Alcatraz: thats it
Alcatraz: i understand
Alcatraz: its awful
Teahawk: but you seriously can't die
Alcatraz: an awful thin to say orthink
Teahawk: because i would have no on to talk to
Teahawk: and thats not a good reason
Alcatraz: yes you would
Teahawk: but its my reason
Alcatraz: sean would feel awful
Alcatraz: and you'd communicate
Alcatraz: hahah
Teahawk: sean has no business with this elf man
Alcatraz: you'd have all the peope that had varying degrees of sadness
Alcatraz: hahaha
Alcatraz: then itd all goa way eventually
Alcatraz: hahaa
Alcatraz: no business
Teahawk: hahaha no it wouldn't
Alcatraz: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etheric_body#Vital_body_in_the_Western_Wisdom_Teachings
Alcatraz: this is you.. THIS IS YOU
Alcatraz: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/Sangreal.jpg
Teahawk: terry allen Prefontaine angel grace cup popeye tepid bag boy satans angel sipper
Teahawk: thats a good name
8:00 AM
Alcatraz: hahahaha
Alcatraz: thats an amazing name
Alcatraz: However, it is also mentioned that esoteric training should be appropriate to the race substructure of the individual; meaning mainly that spiritual exercises who work efficiently in an individual of an eastern race (as eg. yoga) will not bring great achievements in the spiritual unfoldment of an individual from a western race, and vice-versa,[7] which may even lead to emotional and mental disorders.
Teahawk: scarf horn marfmarmagain angel grace leather case yogurt blood t
Teahawk: haha esoteric faggot shit
Alcatraz: haahha
Alcatraz:
Teahawk: i'm the king of the smirragins
Teahawk: the bringbackkercorns
Teahawk: and the marfmallerhorns.
Teahawk: words are shit spewed from the mouth instead of the anus
Teahawk: all thought is defecation
Teahawk: im nervous about that sentiment
Teahawk: AIM IM with lotticasio.
8:02 AM
haha did you know our mouths were anuses before things develpo futher
Teahawk: whoa
Teahawk: im tapping into primordial knowledge
Teahawk: and now i'm confirmed
Teahawk: the elfs are back
Teahawk: i brought them back
Teahawk: and they 're on my side
Alcatraz: One of the most disputed studies was actually funded by the US army. During this study, scientist Joe Slate took Kirlian Photographs of the fingertips of both people claiming to be psychic vampires and those identified as their victims. Once the photographs developed they showed the "vampire's" auras to be large and fiery red, while those of their "victims" were smaller and mellow blue. Needless to say, this study is consistently contested.
Teahawk: or they made me go to their side
Teahawk: wait there isnt a side
Teahawk: im on the whole side
Alcatraz: hahaha
Alcatraz: mouths were once anuses
Alcatraz: no ma
Alcatraz: mouths and anuses come in pairs
Teahawk: hahah
Teahawk: ghahah
Teahawk: pears
Teahawk: mouths eat pears
Teahawk: anuses shit them out
Teahawk: why dont i ever do anything
Teahawk: because i'm afraid
Teahawk: what am i afraid of
8:05 AM
Teahawk: the blank page
Alcatraz: hahah
Alcatraz: . Other names Benn operates under are Acidwolf, CHR15TPUNCH3R, DJ ASCII, Dr. Lefty, Dysrythmia, Flexe, Human Action Network, Lucid32, rnd16, Sixty Six Ex, and Q-Bit.
Teahawk: the unknown reaction
Alcatraz: youll get the reaction you want form a gun
Alcatraz: so will i
Teahawk: the trick is to finish before you start
Alcatraz: im going to bed
Teahawk: thats what you do
Teahawk: you finish first
Alcatraz: no way
Teahawk: and then do it
Alcatraz: ill finish last always
Teahawk: you hvae to know what youre going to do
Alcatraz: call me crap dude
Teahawk: before you do it
Alcatraz: i hate myslef
Alcatraz: no
Teahawk: crap is just a word
Alcatraz: w don tknow anything
Teahawk: and words are crap
Teahawk: crap is soil
Alcatraz: no
Teahawk: and soil is the life of the earth
Alcatraz: im impotent
Alcatraz: im so lonely
Teahawk: i bet you have a million sperms
Alcatraz: no
Alcatraz: i dont
Teahawk: an elf will carry your sperm
Teahawk: into the world
Alcatraz: hahah
Teahawk: and get the mantle pregnant
Alcatraz: no i think
Alcatraz: it will stay in side of me
Teahawk: every volcano eruption is caused by an elfs birth
Alcatraz: i eed to get laid
Alcatraz: get laid or die
Teahawk: like to help you
Teahawk: never done it though
Teahawk: so my
Alcatraz: http://flickr.com/photos/cecilia_levy/1716230574/
Teahawk: experience
Teahawk: is purely academic
Alcatraz: hahah
Alcatraz: youve never been laid
Alcatraz: me neither
Teahawk: hahaha
Teahawk: ive read how to get laid by chicks though
Teahawk: so i think
Teahawk: i think im pretty well up on it
Teahawk: hgahahah
Teahawk: i used to think mushrooms were hideous
Teahawk: but now i know they were just pretending to be ugly
Teahawk: to trick the superficial
Alcatraz: hahah
Alcatraz: thats exaclty irght
Alcatraz: im going to bed
Alcatraz: im going to sheetz when i wake up
Alcatraz: sheetz or die
Teahawk: DONT GO
Alcatraz: why
Alcatraz: listn dude
Teahawk: i need you to talkj to
Alcatraz: tonight desiree was beautiful
Teahawk: while i have this momentum
Alcatraz: tonight they all were
Alcatraz: and im alone
Teahawk: you arent alone
Alcatraz: i looked at marlyn and i just thought
Alcatraz: supple supple suppple
Alcatraz: i want to touch all of this
Teahawk: MARILYN MONROE DOCTRINE
Alcatraz: no
Teahawk: uncle jim---
Alcatraz: not marilyn
Alcatraz: marlyn
Alcatraz: haha
Teahawk: okay
Alcatraz: hahaha
Teahawk: heres the strategy
Alcatraz: i need to touch her
Teahawk: heres the strategy
Alcatraz: ok
Teahawk: i get into school
Teahawk: play the fool
Teahawk: you be cool
Teahawk: go by the pool
Teahawk: hahahaha
Alcatraz: hahah
Alcatraz: not gona work
8:10 AM
Alcatraz: she kept trying to compliment me
Teahawk: oky
Alcatraz: and would look atme lovingly or omething and thn see tht i was sad
Alcatraz: and then finally she said
Teahawk: you cant compliment an incorporeal body
Alcatraz: you're a good boy
Alcatraz: hahaha
Alcatraz: in frustration
Alcatraz: im a retard
Teahawk: hahahaha
Teahawk: youre not
Alcatraz: i was like
Alcatraz: yea
Alcatraz: im ab oy
Teahawk: youre a sminglehorn
Alcatraz: youre right about that
Alcatraz: but im ont good
Teahawk: hhahah stop itman
Teahawk: the elfs have a worrd for people like you
Teahawk: but im not sure what it is
Teahawk: ahahaha
Alcatraz: dead
Alcatraz: doa
Teahawk: dead doesnt exist to them
Teahawk: they live forever in a moment
Teahawk: or the moment
Teahawk: if theres more than one moment
Teahawk: which i really doubt
Teahawk: but maybe
Teahawk: ahahah
Teahawk: dude
Teahawk: people would say i'm insane
Teahawk: but thats such a wrong term
Teahawk: because what i am
Teahawk: is
Teahawk: a good boy
Teahawk: hahahahahahahaha
Teahawk: *terrapins you to the door*
Alcatraz: hahahaha
Teahawk: mark your height on the financial chart
Alcatraz: all terrapins do
Alcatraz: is piss when you pick them up
Teahawk: hahaha
Teahawk: i think thats fair to say about anything
Teahawk: except the plants animals and the birdsd
Teahawk: this conversation is so good
Teahawk: i would love to do like a barr rip off album of it
Teahawk: but i dont know how to make music or even any noise of merit besides a wweird reptile noise and a cat screma
Alcatraz: hahah
Alcatraz: those ar egood though
Alcatraz: i dont know barr
Alcatraz: i have to sleep
Alcatraz: im so hungry
Alcatraz: i got to get into that kat
Alcatraz: i cant believe how easily i made arift in her relationship
Alcatraz: thats fucked up
Alcatraz: her bf is really insecure
Alcatraz: or she dreams way too much
Alcatraz: and lets him know
Teahawk: kat kat kat kat REEOWRRR mmeoww moewoww meoww i'm not the kat but i can act like one!
Alcatraz: hahaha
8:15 AM
Teahawk: people frustrate me
Teahawk: because they want me to be something
Alcatraz: i dont
Teahawk: but a man like me
Teahawk: cant be something
Alcatraz: i dont really care, youre cool or whatever
Teahawk: because he is everything
Alcatraz: http://www.awfulyearbook.net/uploads/db1b4afc13856ee116d857e4e18f77c6.jpeg
Alcatraz: be this
Teahawk: and hes an elf parasite
Teahawk: thats disgused as a human
Teahawk: to find out your true self
Teahawk: when youre unstoned
Teahawk: and he goes by the name
Teahawk: irvyyn smyrrfynhorn.
Alcatraz: hahah
Alcatraz: youre everything to me
Alcatraz: irvyyn smyrrfynhorn
Teahawk: those glasses are kawaiiiiiiii!
Teahawk: shes to cute to be sexual
Teahawk: i can think of fucking her mouth
Teahawk: but the rest of her body is a fiction
Teahawk: to me
Teahawk: to everyone important in the elf nest
Teahawk: not to say you aren't important just to say you aren't in the elf nest
Alcatraz: hahah
Alcatraz: well
Alcatraz: i can imagine the rest of her
Alcatraz: is equally as inviting
Teahawk: the tv is huge
Teahawk: okay
Alcatraz: and pliable
Teahawk: the tv is huge
Alcatraz: god
Alcatraz: http://photos-278.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sctm/v129/186/64/25801278/n25801278_34903218_2553.jpg
Alcatraz: bridge fang is huge
Teahawk: HAHAHA THE BEST
Alcatraz: i love bridge fang
Teahawk: THE BEAST
Teahawk: FROM THE EAST
Teahawk: hahaha i dont like it or hate it
Teahawk: im awed by its ferocity
Alcatraz: what is it
Alcatraz: i think its really beautiful
Alcatraz: and i love it
Teahawk: it is a wild creature
Alcatraz: no its not
Alcatraz: its cool and nie
Teahawk: to love it is to love the passion and beauty of nature and accept that the consequence of life is death
Alcatraz: hahah
Alcatraz: i do love that
Alcatraz: http://photos-278.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v142/186/64/25801278/n25801278_34903238_1619.jpg
Alcatraz: and this
Teahawk: hahaha its nothing i identitify with
Teahawk: i only like humans
Alcatraz: why
Alcatraz: hahaha
Teahawk: and elfs now
Alcatraz: shut p
Alcatraz: its so great
Teahawk: i'm serious
Alcatraz: you love it
Alcatraz: dont say that
Teahawk: stop loving creatures
Alcatraz: hahahah
Alcatraz: why
Teahawk: start being an elf
Alcatraz: theyre so wild and cool
Alcatraz: hahah
Teahawk: start flarnning garns
Alcatraz: im cracking up
Alcatraz: youre such a fucking weirdo
Alcatraz: that thing is great
Alcatraz: its so cool
Alcatraz: hahahaha
8:20 AM
Alcatraz: http://photos-278.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v142/186/64/25801278/n25801278_34903250_3930.jpg
Alcatraz: http://photos-278.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v142/186/64/25801278/n25801278_34903253_4571.jpg
Alcatraz: http://photos-278.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v142/186/64/25801278/n25801278_34903254_4753.jpg
Teahawk: hahahahaaha look at the man
Teahawk: and look at it
Teahawk: its nothing like us
Alcatraz: im looking at it
Teahawk: its a creature
Alcatraz: hahaha
Alcatraz: i know
Alcatraz: hahahahhaha
Alcatraz: it is
Alcatraz: that doesnt mean its uncool
Teahawk: ahaha it destroyed a chicken
Alcatraz: hahahaha
Teahawk: look at all those feathers
Alcatraz: ya
Teahawk: the chicken only wnated to eat worms
Alcatraz: isnt that amazing
Teahawk: and peck elfs
Alcatraz: hahahaha
Alcatraz: hewtjoaheoathoa
Alcatraz: peck elfs
Alcatraz: hahahoaho
Teahawk: i guess thats why we need cats
Teahawk: so the chickens dont peck elfs
Alcatraz: haoiray
Alcatraz: hahahaha
Alcatraz: (8:21:08 AM) leo l: i guess thats why we need cats
(8:21:12 AM) leo l: so the chickens dont peck elfs
Alcatraz: oh my go
Teahawk: hahahahaa
Teahawk: i embraced it
Teahawk: my inner monologue
Teahawk: i dont hate myself for being everything
Teahawk: i am everything
Teahawk: and its okay
Teahawk: but its not okay as well!
Teahawk: hahahaha
Alcatraz: hahaha
Alcatraz: its fine
Teahawk: no
Teahawk: its not fucking fine
Alcatraz: yes it is
Teahawk: its shit
Alcatraz: lets go to sheetz
Teahawk: but its not shit either
Alcatraz: lets go to sleep
Teahawk: its cool
Teahawk: and its great
Teahawk: and its bad
Alcatraz: lets me you and all our friends and girlfriends get in a big bed
Alcatraz: and feeel good
Alcatraz: hahah
Alcatraz: (8:21:08 AM) leo l: i guess thats why we need cats
(8:21:12 AM) leo l: so the chickens dont peck elfs
Teahawk: hahah lets beat off in a truck bed
Teahawk: hahahahah
Teahawk: ahhahaha
Teahawk: show me more stuff
Teahawk: so i can talk about it
Alcatraz: hahaha
Alcatraz: tis too late man
Teahawk: NO
Alcatraz: why
Teahawk: I NEED IT
Alcatraz: no
Alcatraz: do it yourself
Teahawk: I NEED TO PROCESS INFORMATION
Alcatraz: hahah
Teahawk: THE ELF PARASITE DEMANDS HUMAN TOYS
Alcatraz: http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v106/38/14/25804031/n25804031_34967309_476.jpg
Alcatraz: here prcoess this
Teahawk: thats just a fuzzbug
Teahawk: and a tinkerbell
Alcatraz: ahaha
Teahawk: hahaha
Alcatraz: http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v106/38/14/25804031/n25804031_34967330_6807.jpg
Teahawk: and a marvin press
Alcatraz: what about this
Teahawk: hahaha thats a cat man
Teahawk: thats the kitty cat man
Teahawk: theres nothing to say about him
Teahawk: other than the color of his young self will define his undoing
Alcatraz: why
Alcatraz: hahah
Alcatraz: what
Alcatraz: hes 22 or 23
Teahawk: hahaha
Teahawk: a cat burglar
Teahawk: hahah okay
Teahawk: its gone
Teahawk: the elf left me
Teahawk: i'm human again
8:25 AM
Teahawk: but still part elf
Alcatraz: haha
Alcatraz: its okay
Alcatraz: thats whyt we need cats
Alcatraz: so the chickens dont peck elfs
Teahawk: jsjjahaha
Alcatraz: thats insane man
Alcatraz: its not san
Alcatraz: hahaha
Alcatraz: 3lfs arent real
Alcatraz: aggie ng is kind o retarded and has a weird face but a great body
Teahawk: ahaha i'm putting this in my blog
Alcatraz: yell saccani (A.S) says: Hi, I'm an admin for a group called Anarchistic Souls -NO PICTURES OF CHILDREN! ADULT ONLY GROUP., and we'd love to have your photo added to the group.
Teahawk: HAHA what
Teahawk: ahahahgahaha
Alcatraz: http://flickr.com/photos/damianmichaels/1728548427/in/photostream/
Alcatraz: some dude
Alcatraz: dont like it much
Teahawk: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA THE child roleplayesr were joining the anarchy group en masse
Alcatraz: hahaha
Alcatraz: the childe
Alcatraz: THE CHILDE
Teahawk: haaghhhhhhhh
Teahawk: IM not a cat
8:30 AM
Alcatraz: woot!
Alcatraz: wootles
Alcatraz: youre a uhman
Alcatraz: BRIDGE FANG IS THE BRIDGE
Alcatraz: between domestic and feral
Teahawk: HAHAHAHAHa
Teahawk: WOOTLES
Teahawk: ahahah wootles is bridge fangs real name
Teahawk: i'm the bridge between elf and man
Alcatraz: hahah
Teahawk: when terrence mckenna died
Teahawk: the elfs needed a new host
Teahawk: and they picked me
Alcatraz: hahah
Alcatraz: its you
Alcatraz: http://flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1673084482&context=photostream&size=o
Alcatraz: heres a pic o me
Teahawk: hahah thats stupid
Teahawk: thats not real at all
Alcatraz: hahaha
Teahawk: none of thsoe tings exists anywhere
Alcatraz: i dont like it very much
Alcatraz: i just think its funny]
Alcatraz: he added me to friend
Teahawk: i th ink youre funny *Brushes you with a brush*
Alcatraz: dont
Alcatraz: fuck you man
Alcatraz: http://flickr.com/photos/damianmichaels/1672226821/in/photostream/
Teahawk: hahaha
Alcatraz: this could be cool
Teahawk: NO
Alcatraz: but the sun eye sucks
Teahawk: i hate his style
Alcatraz: ive seen better sun eyes
Teahawk: i hate his ideas
Teahawk: i hate his soul
Teahawk: the elfs are displeased
Alcatraz: haha
Teahawk: and they want me to turn it off
Alcatraz: http://flickr.com/photos/trashthumb/1757712264/
Teahawk: HAHAHAH i like that
Alcatraz: http://flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1757712264&size=o
Teahawk: the elfs understand that
Alcatraz: why
Alcatraz: hahah
Teahawk: ahaha its just a fucking mayan motif withi a gruesome head
Teahawk: cant you see
Teahawk: the mayans saw what i saw
Alcatraz: hahah
Teahawk: and what youre drawing
Teahawk: is elf vision
Alcatraz: would they see im a freak
Alcatraz: and hate me
Teahawk: this is the world in elf vision
Teahawk: thats what youre drawing
Teahawk: they see us like this
Teahawk: the grotesque mayan stuff
Alcatraz: http://flickr.com/photos/trashthumb/1480918920/in/photostream/
Alcatraz: what about his
Alcatraz: hahaha
Teahawk: were just self portraits through an elf filter
Alcatraz: yes they do dont they
Teahawk: okay
Alcatraz: i can see tha tnow
8:35 AM
Alcatraz: that i think about it
Alcatraz: like these shapes and stuff
Teahawk: that one isnt elfin
Alcatraz: are like the textures you see on your skin
Teahawk: its just air bubbles
Teahawk: and i hate it
Alcatraz: hahah
Alcatraz: you do?
Alcatraz: wow
Teahawk: yes
Alcatraz: http://flickr.com/photos/trashthumb/1449948791/
Alcatraz: what about this
Alcatraz: its me waving
Teahawk: mombasso on the bottom
Teahawk: is a man
Alcatraz: and me having a look
Teahawk: the bubble man is shit
Teahawk: i hate him
Alcatraz: hahahahaha
Alcatraz: you hate the bubble man
Teahawk: the nose coral
Alcatraz: hahahaha
Alcatraz: why
Teahawk: is real
Teahawk: hes man
Alcatraz: hahah
Teahawk: he knows his undoing
Alcatraz: th nose coral
Teahawk: the bubble man is shit
Teahawk: move along
Teahawk: i hate it
Alcatraz: hahah
Alcatraz: http://flickr.com/photos/trashthumb/1450601966/
Alcatraz: what about this
Teahawk: hahah this one is simple but the bottom man
Teahawk: with the building
Teahawk: the elfs like that
Teahawk: the elfs will move in there
Alcatraz: hahhaha
Alcatraz: http://flickr.com/photos/trashthumb/1431323588/
Teahawk: as soon as they can
Alcatraz: its a good place to be
Alcatraz: safe and warm
Teahawk: haaha this one tantalizes the elfs
Teahawk: the words mean nothing to them
Alcatraz: that guys touching himself
Teahawk: the purple man is your spirit
Teahawk: the blue man is your life
Teahawk: nad the yellow man is a fucking interloper
Teahawk: and hes a fraud
Alcatraz: hahaha
Alcatraz: es enjoying himself though
Teahawk: HES A FUCKING FRAUD OKAY MOVE ON
Alcatraz: http://flickr.com/photos/trashthumb/1413480610/
Alcatraz: hahha
Alcatraz: what about this
Teahawk: ahahahahaha the elfs like that
Teahawk: thats like a simple version of an elf nest
Teahawk: hahah the elfs are very pleased
Alcatraz: http://flickr.com/photos/trashthumb/1431323468/
Teahawk: youll be rewarded
Alcatraz: these might diseplsease them
Teahawk: hahaha the elfs love it
Teahawk: elfs love ordered chaos thats truly the harmony of motion
Teahawk: the wrods mean nothing to the elfs
Alcatraz: hahha
Teahawk: the left man is the soul power of the earth t
Teahawk: eh blue woman is our mother
Alcatraz: ordered chaos is the harmony of motion
Teahawk: the yellow man is the faithful friend
Alcatraz: what about the octopod
Teahawk: the red man carries the cake of elven undoing
Alcatraz: oh hes a man
Alcatraz: hahaha
Teahawk: okay
Teahawk: this is space
Teahawk: that represents when the elfs came to earth
Teahawk: and this is important
Alcatraz: hahah
Alcatraz: theyre hre now
Teahawk: becaues the yellow man is the dog
Alcatraz: among u?
Teahawk: but he's human
Teahawk: and hes our friend
Alcatraz: http://flickr.com/photos/trashthumb/1413480238/
Alcatraz: hahah
Alcatraz: the dog rules
Teahawk: uh
Alcatraz: so does the cat
Teahawk: this is too simple
Teahawk: the elfs hate it
Teahawk: and thats a bear
Teahawk: among men
8:40 AM
Teahawk: and that does not belong
Alcatraz: hahaha
Teahawk: and the hairy man is another immpostor
Teahawk: hes not eal
Teahawk: the woman is sad
Teahawk: the other man is too bewildered
Teahawk: to comprehend anything
Teahawk: and the elfs despise him
Alcatraz: hahah
Alcatraz: the hairy man is having fun looking at it though
Teahawk: NO
Alcatraz: isnt that good enough
Teahawk: the cone of his vision is wallpaper
Alcatraz: http://flickr.com/photos/trashthumb/1409359118/
Teahawk: and he sees nothing
Teahawk: hahahaha the elfs can read these words
Teahawk: theyre in the naked language
Teahawk: all three of those men know elfs
Alcatraz: hahaha
Teahawk: the naked man beholds life
Teahawk: in his hand
Teahawk: and he knows he has the power to create
Alcatraz: hahahaha
Teahawk: and thats what elfs like best
Alcatraz: yea he does
Alcatraz: http://flickr.com/photos/trashthumb/1408478707/
Teahawk: \this isnt elfin
Teahawk: take it away
Teahawk: little jamie is fraudulent
Alcatraz: http://flickr.com/photos/trashthumb/1409357226/
Teahawk: hes a creation of the man with the eye
Alcatraz: are you sure
Teahawk: none of that picture is real
Teahawk: this one
Teahawk: this is proto elf
Teahawk: and the elfs
Teahawk: withold judgement
Teahawk: completely
Alcatraz: http://flickr.com/photos/trashthumb/1408476875/
Teahawk: butthe green lizard is the wizard.
Teahawk: hahahAHA the elf men see the 4 wise men
Teahawk: tom greenhorn
Teahawk: is the angel winged
Alcatraz: hahaha tom greenhorn
Alcatraz: tom greenhorn the angel winged
Teahawk: the pink men are william and tracy goodfriend
Alcatraz: hahaha
Teahawk: the small man with pocket hands even woolery
Teahawk: that castle is nice
Teahawk: elfs like it
Teahawk: elfs like this one
Teahawk: thats all there is to say about it
Alcatraz: the 4 wis emen: tom greenhorn the angel winged, william and tracy goodfriend, and even woolery
Alcatraz: http://flickr.com/photos/trashthumb/1408475695/
Teahawk: hahahah
Teahawk: hahaha elf s love a good story
Teahawk: too bad its not in elfish
Alcatraz: hahahah
Alcatraz: oahhahahah
Teahawk: anyone could see theres a swindle takin place
Alcatraz: im sorry
Alcatraz: i cant translate it
Teahawk: and thats a dino rider for sure
Alcatraz: hahah
Alcatraz: yea thats true
Teahawk: other than that the elfs withold judgement
Alcatraz: its a good old fashioned swindle
Alcatraz: http://flickr.com/photos/trashthumb/1409357594/
8:45 AM
Teahawk: hahaha herse a good land
Teahawk: elfs would take a break here
Teahawk: thats all
Alcatraz: hahahha
Alcatraz: http://flickr.com/photos/trashthumb/1408475571/
Teahawk: oh a pig mountain
Teahawk: hahahaHAH thats man seen by an elf
Teahawk: and maybe drawn by an elf host
Teahawk: hess powerful
Teahawk: i like him
Teahawk: just as much as the elfs do
Alcatraz: hahah
Alcatraz: thats withered
Alcatraz: hes the wasted overlord of weed
Teahawk: hahhaha withered means northern bast
Teahawk: or pottle dorn
Teahawk: to elfs
Teahawk: im not sure which
Alcatraz: hahaha
Teahawk: therse an echo
Alcatraz: pottle dorn
Alcatraz: are you high
Teahawk: ahahaha no
Teahawk: im not haigh
Teahawk: i havent had any drugs
Alcatraz: whatevr
Teahawk: im serious
Teahawk: just caffinee
Teahawk: and powerade
Teahawk: im playing the song i listened to while i explained my shroom trip to you
Teahawk: over and over
Teahawk: and its bringing the elfs back
Teahawk: its the passage way
Teahawk: im the gatekeeper
Alcatraz: haha that song
Alcatraz: its powerful
Alcatraz: one fo them joined the buddhists
Teahawk: ahhaha akon/family are obviously elf friends
Teahawk: only a spirit traveler could make that song
Alcatraz: yea they are
Alcatraz: theyre great
Alcatraz: patty ann says stay out ofher blog
Alcatraz: okay?
Teahawk: hahah listen
Teahawk: the elfs aren't art critics okay
Teahawk: and their aesthetics are stringent
Teahawk: so dont take it to heart
Alcatraz: i know
Alcatraz: im talking about patty ann
Alcatraz: she siad stay out
Alcatraz: of my blog!
8:50 AM
Alcatraz: im a fucking loser
Alcatraz: i want to go to bed man
Alcatraz: i feel waful
Teahawk: listen
Teahawk: this was the first time
Alcatraz: time awake is time wasted
Teahawk: besdies my mushroom trip
Teahawk: when i felt like i was being t ruthful
Teahawk: in my life
Teahawk: okay
Teahawk: i just want to thank you for being there
Teahawk: hahaha what was that
Teahawk: hahahahaha i was possessed
Teahawk: THE ELFS ARE ALIVE
Teahawk: ahahahahahahahahaha
Teahawk: theyre taking me over
Alcatraz:
Alcatraz: good
Alcatraz: let them
Alcatraz: i need to sleep
Alcatraz: bye
Alcatraz: im nto tying to be abrupt
Alcatraz: im exhausted
Alcatraz: and im playing music
Alcatraz: when i wake up
Alcatraz: after my pretzel
Alcatraz: you have to understand the importance
Alcatraz: i dont get love
Alcatraz: okay
Alcatraz: no one touches me
Alcatraz: but i do this
8:55 AM
Teahawk: goodnight my angel tracy goodkind

Hauntology

2007-10-20T23:18:00.000-07:00

juicy

2007-10-01T13:33:00.001-07:00

when i think of god
i hear a sort of heavy breathing and the sudden simulaneous playing of three pianos
they aren't delusions
they're links in an occult chain
logical and persuasive only to the mind which has passed beyond the frame of causality
its becoming harder and harder to pretend to be sane by the standards of the ordinary person

Mouiserflaist donnt tell me how to eat it

2007-09-27T17:13:00.000-07:00

HISSSSsSSS HissSSSSss *continues hissing at you like a cat and batting at your blonde dreds and then records your actions on a tablet pc*

*cowerrs under a seafoam green bridesmaids dress and emits a heinous smelling gas from my defensive scent pack*

mushroom 1

2007-09-23T09:35:00.000-07:00

Teahawk: hahahaha greetings athiest
Teahawk: we snarf again
Teahawk: the marthmargalhorns
Alcatraz: ahahha
Alcatraz: what
1:05 AM
Teahawk: haha i shroomed the trip
Teahawk: i saw everythins in 1000 times
Teahawk: and backwards mostly
Teahawk: from out to in
Teahawk: dying to be being born
Teahawk: and being a snarglehorn
Teahawk: and a combination of everythingelseigans
Teahawk: self helpingtons
Teahawk: jeff elf wingings
Teahawk: i kinda liked it
Teahawk: besides the terrible stomach painifores
Teahawk: hahha
Teahawk: time in space is just time served man
Teahawk: elf breederhorn
Teahawk: mister jelf sminglethorn
Teahawk: i siaw several visionscraafs
Alcatraz: ah yea
Alcatraz: hahaha
Alcatraz: jesus chrsit man
Alcatraz: sounds good
Teahawk: like a sparkled sprigraoff all objects becomeing once again
Alcatraz: pretty mystical experience
Teahawk: workingtogether horn
Teahawk: arnold finkercorn
Teahawk: knealgoodwellagain
Teahawk: hahaha
Teahawk: hahah ahh
Teahawk: i never did that before
Teahawk: that was weird man
Alcatraz: yea
Alcatraz: i had a similar experience my first time on shrooms
Teahawk: i realized the answers
Teahawk: to all my questions
Alcatraz: were they taken from you
Teahawk: because i had 10000 lifetimes
Teahawk: to debate myself
Teahawk: hhaha
Teahawk: ahahah
Teahawk: its an funny
1:10 AM
Teahawk: i thought i was dying several times again from tthe musroomgahorn
Teahawk: but it was just the egodeath dying to be reborn
Teahawk: sleeping awaking thing
Teahawk: i kept sing dream on
Teahawk: by aerosmith
Teahawk: when things were nastycorned
Teahawk: withe the f inkerhorns
Alcatraz: are you still on
Alcatraz: dream on
Alcatraz: hahaha
Teahawk: hahh ahaha
Alcatraz: what the hell
Teahawk: hahaha ui s moked weed twice
Teahawk: but it was like smoking weed during 10000 childbirths
Alcatraz: anonymous bombed us!
Teahawk: nothing like finkercorn had everything seen
Teahawk: the comeinghelpagussians
Teahawk: they had their time
Teahawk: ahahaha
Teahawk: ts time to sop blameing oneself for the act of otherrs and make all my finkercorns work for the greater flangerfrond
Teahawk: ahaaaa
Teahawk: whoaa
Teahawk: how many hours do es this tripping thing last
Teahawk: i kept thinking of a clock
Teahawk: but i couldn't think of clock
Teahawk: or concepts of time
Teahawk: or what numbers meant
Teahawk: so i unplugged the clock
Teahawk: and peed in the trash
Teahawk: and then i embraced it
Alcatraz: hahaha
Alcatraz: thats true
Teahawk: i think i embraced ego death and it was just a kallidescope
Alcatraz: it is
Teahawk: this is superslowed downbackwards life
Alcatraz: its a refractory
Teahawk: thatas all it is
Teahawk: its an elf nest
Alcatraz: its a building that doesnt exist
Teahawk: but its the human mind
Alcatraz: yea
Teahawk: thats all psilocybin shows
Teahawk: its a clever trick by a slimy toad
Teahawk: that says
Alcatraz: it takes away auxiliary data or floods you with ancillary data
Teahawk: stay away from eating mushrooms
Teahawk: eat the grains
Alcatraz: hahah
Teahawk: hahaha
Alcatraz: eat fermented grains
Alcatraz: all day
Teahawk: hahah it was a way of saying
Teahawk: stay out of shit
Teahawk: because it grew on shit
Teahawk: super slowed down
Alcatraz: yea
Teahawk: and played backwards
Teahawk: it was just a tape playin
Teahawk: stay away from shit
Alcatraz: whoa
Teahawk: hahaha
Teahawk: thats the secret
Alcatraz: im seeing your text move around
Teahawk: the secret is there is no secret
Alcatraz: but not other ppl im talking to
Teahawk: hhhhhah
Alcatraz: i did a lot of adderall today
Alcatraz: then got high
Teahawk: im moving it
Alcatraz: i think youre making me remember my trips
1:15 AM
Teahawk: the smerflhorns
Alcatraz: and its impacting my sensory shit
Alcatraz: smerflhorns
Alcatraz: you said stay out of shit
Alcatraz: mine was shit or get off the pot
Teahawk: hhaha the psilocybin is just a thing man
Alcatraz: hahaha
Teahawk: its not a real jam
Alcatraz: everything is either a thing
Alcatraz: or stuff
Teahawk: its just a smurf
Alcatraz: wouldnt you agree
Teahawk: you know
Teahawk: hahahaha
Alcatraz: a smurf is real jam man
Teahawk: haaah
Alcatraz: if you crush it enough
Teahawk: mike jone!
Alcatraz: mike jone
Teahawk: hahahaha
Teahawk: who?
Teahawk: hahahahah
Teahawk: hhahhhahahhaha
Teahawk: hes a finklehorn
Teahawk: i need a pot salad>.
Teahawk: hahah oh wow i meant i need to smoke a bowl
Teahawk: i told you
Teahawk: this backwards and flips it out
Teahawk: its about the brains descrambling of imagery
Teahawk: slowing it so slowly
Teahawk: yo live sensations as lifetimes
Teahawk: its definitely something to experience
Alcatraz: i know what its like
Alcatraz: your brain is flooded and you're forced to the most significant images with almost all of your processing dedicated to them
Alcatraz: and shit gets really slow
Alcatraz: and theres really a limited amount of variation so it can replicate way more
Alcatraz: discrete images with wider arrays of details take more power
Teahawk: haha most important
Teahawk: ly
Teahawk: i kept heaving
Teahawk: dry heaving
Teahawk: and then i would only see the real world as i swallowed
Teahawk: to end a heave
Teahawk: its the world backwards upsideown man
Teahawk: its so weird
Teahawk: ahahaha
Teahawk: i feel bettericus
1:20 AM
Alcatraz: oh whoa
Alcatraz: i know how that feels
Alcatraz: its a mix between vomiting
Teahawk: hahahah
Alcatraz: and like an immense yawn
Teahawk: yeah
Alcatraz: its not exactly dry heaving
Teahawk: it wants to come outt
Teahawk: my body was rolling
Alcatraz: its something supreme to the psychedelic state
Alcatraz: i got it from acid
Alcatraz: and from mushrooms
Teahawk: hahaha i waas gone man
Teahawk: ifuck
Teahawk: hahahah
Alcatraz: hell yea
Teahawk: i really didnt know about the intense stomach pain part
Teahawk: that was stupid of me ahahaha
AIM IM with Alcatraz .
9/23/07, 1:21 AM
Alcatraz: yea
Alcatraz: i did adderall and got really sick and thought about death
Teahawk: ahaha you can dye 1000 times
Teahawk: and live a million times
Teahawk: theyre both stupid
Teahawk: be an elf
Teahawk: snarf a garble!
Teahawk: hahahaha
Teahawk: at first
Teahawk: when i was coming up
Teahawk: everything i touched had a mayan theme around it
Teahawk: like it lit up around it
Teahawk: and then i saw combinations of everything shaped sort of like the abstract outline of a country on a map with an animal
Alcatraz: hahaha
Alcatraz: whoa
Teahawk: and earl flaggern from elffinghorn will tell me to leave alone the bring hellpigans
Teahawk: and imsickagraffs
Alcatraz: damn the screen is shaking around again
Teahawk: then when i say
Alcatraz: are you still tripping man
Alcatraz: you've definitely developed a really strong nomenclature really fast
Teahawk: i have to accept it and juyn the aynarrr
Teahawk: agynnarrrrigraffian
Teahawk: hahaha
Teahawk: its just like
Alcatraz: agynnarrrigraffian
Alcatraz: hahaha
Teahawk: syntax backwards
Teahawk: ahahaha
Teahawk: i m sure its something like that
Teahawk: its just flipped backigraffted
Teahawk: just earflarfingarfte it
Teahawk: ahahaha
Teahawk: thats the language of our ancestors man
Alcatraz: its weirder than that and it has a silliness to it thats beyond the arrangement of the syllables
Teahawk: you put it together
Teahawk: if it works
Teahawk: hahaha
Alcatraz: right
Alcatraz: now our languages references hundreds of other languages
Alcatraz: and hundreds of discrete ideas and images for every word
Alcatraz: we might even be disattached from the utility or omnipresence of hte word
1:25 AM
Teahawk: yah
Teahawk: but this brings some sort of evidence for a genetic attachment to a base like of words
Teahawk: the fleffinghorn
Teahawk: blow the snufflfloggonnt
Teahawk: its an elf sonnet
Teahawk: hahaha i tink it may have transcribed
Teahawk: i may be part elf now
Teahawk: hahahah
Alcatraz: hahaha
Alcatraz: the fleffinghorn
Teahawk: the flerfingham.
Alcatraz: i think youre still trpping
Teahawk: from snofflegors.
Alcatraz: i hope you remember all this
Teahawk: ahhah i cant trip anymore
Alcatraz: oh no
Teahawk: ive done everything
Alcatraz: that'll change
Teahawk: im coming down agraph
Teahawk: man
Teahawk: everything
Teahawk: it felt like a movie at times
Teahawk: the goo death
Teahawk: ahaha whoa
Teahawk: am i back yet
Teahawk: almost home
Teahawk: from the elf nest
Teahawk: every note brings danger or panic to me
Teahawk: its really weird
Teahawk: so i had to sing a lot to stop from ahving bad trips
Teahawk: and i kept thinking
Alcatraz: hahaha
Teahawk: why does my stomach hurt so intesely
Alcatraz: i cant sing when im tripping
Alcatraz: im overwhelmed by it
Teahawk: see i found that
Teahawk: people will fetal position
Teahawk: but that give it nowhere to escape to
Teahawk: the elf gets in your flerringhorn
Teahawk: and you have to smarng his gonbra
Alcatraz: you dont get any sensory input
Teahawk: and get him to lose it out
Teahawk: yeah
Teahawk: like
Alcatraz: hahha
Teahawk: you spend a alifetime talking with abe maringglreenn
Teahawk: but its just your foot saying
Teahawk: i'm a little cold
Teahawk: put on socks
Alcatraz: hahah
Alcatraz: yea it is
Alcatraz: Creaky voice manifests itself in the idiolects of some American English speakers, particularly at the beginnings of sentences that the speaker wishes to "soft-pedal". Although this phenomenon is in general more prominent among female American English speakers than among male speakers, it is frequently adopted by older males in leadership positions in business and politics.
Teahawk: haha i cannt read now man
Teahawk: the elfs dont know how to read
Teahawk: they just play around
Teahawk: hahah aBLOW THE SNARRFINGHORN
Teahawk: hahahhah
1:30 AM
Teahawk: hahah i think i might trip for days
Teahawk: this might never end
Alcatraz: no man
Alcatraz: are you tripping now
Teahawk: i might be an elf now
Alcatraz: you took them at like 6
Teahawk: now
Alcatraz: you should be done
Teahawk: no
Teahawk: it was at
Teahawk: late
Teahawk: 7:40 was when i chewed the last
Teahawk: i made myself vomit at 9:50 after 10000 ego deaths
Teahawk: and i thought i was really dying from food poisoning
Teahawk: and i've seen 1000000 moments since then
Teahawk: BLWO THE ELF HORN
Teahawk: i've felt my entire body with the rest of my body
Teahawk: if teres anything to learn
Teahawk: there are some weak spots
Teahawk: that need to be developed
Teahawk: ahahaha
Teahawk: but nothing that cant be fixed blarned
Teahawk: from teh smyrnoffs
Teahawk: and their elf horn
Teahawk: iwho knows what fraudulent acts my mind and body have conspired and committed against each other with nothing but intermittent foreknowledge
Teahawk: the elf owl sees
Teahawk: we are making the wave
Teahawk: but we're riding it
Teahawk: too
Teahawk: and thats why we have problems now
Teahawk: finklehorns
Alcatraz: teh smyrnoffs
Teahawk: from the myrkrkorns
1:35 AM
Teahawk: parklequam
Teahawk: maglezebe.
Teahawk: ahaha
Teahawk: whoa
Teahawk: this has all happened today
Teahawk: this is weird
Teahawk: this is the elf nest
Teahawk: hahahaha
Teahawk: hey man
Teahawk: hows it going
Teahawk: stay away from elfs
Teahawk: ahahahah
Teahawk: haha the first hallucinations though
Teahawk: were so beautiful
Teahawk: ly
Teahawk: i kept trying to think of a word
Teahawk: thats where this elf dialect came from
Teahawk: they kept calling me the bringbackkengbeins
Teahawk: begins
Teahawk: and ed melfinghorn
Teahawk: it was around my shoulder
Teahawk: ahahahaha
Alcatraz: hahaha
Teahawk: truly though i would describe the experiencee as kaleidiscopic
Alcatraz: you feel so good
Teahawk: hahahah
Alcatraz: thats great man
Teahawk: it feels good to be alive after dying 10000 times
Alcatraz: exactly
Alcatraz: yes!
Alcatraz: the day i did it
Alcatraz: i was hanging out with dave
Alcatraz: in the livin room of the apt i had with kyle meadows
Teahawk: hahaha kyle meadows
Alcatraz: and it started snowing an hour in
Alcatraz: as i started feeling like i was dying
Alcatraz: and i thought it was winter and death
Alcatraz: and then it got nice again, it was like late march
Alcatraz: and that was when i was coming down
Teahawk: i looked in the mirror and saw my skin shriveling from my face and becoming a sskellingtoniclus
Alcatraz: but i saw seasons
Teahawk: a missingclofferclam
Alcatraz: did you see seasons?
Alcatraz: whoa
Teahawk: no i didnt see seasons
Alcatraz: tha sounds visceral
Teahawk: every feeling i felt
Teahawk: anything that any one ever has
Teahawk: i transcended though
Teahawk: thats the sureness of ality
Teahawk: allity allitude
Teahawk: versatamility
Teahawk: they didn't mind dabblers
1:40 AM
Teahawk: they give dabblers the showcasingingtons
Teahawk: the fireworkingclass
Teahawk: but if you keep pushing yourself
Teahawk: and you become the experience
Teahawk: wohoaa
Teahawk: im tripped
Teahawk: ahahaha
Alcatraz: the fireworking class
Alcatraz: holy shit man
Teahawk: jsahhahaha
Teahawk: im marv flarvinggast
Teahawk: fi gotta go back to the elfs man
Teahawk: ill check you on the carrot side
Alcatraz: oh
Teahawk: yoou dont call yourself king after stepping on the elf nest
Alcatraz: later
Alcatraz: fuck the corrupt government
Teahawk: you roll in the water
Teahawk: wing
Teahawk: ahaha
Teahawk: bye
Alcatraz: hahaha
Alcatraz: you do whatever you please
Alcatraz: bye
1:45 AM
Teahawk: hahaha
Teahawk: im back
Teahawk: erwin smarrflehorn
Alcatraz: yea
Alcatraz: do you have chatlogs on
Teahawk: yeah
Teahawk: this is all saved
Alcatraz: i dont know if you were strill tripping or what
Teahawk: i messaged akeslkesie
Alcatraz: or are now
Teahawk: like at
Teahawk: 12 005
Teahawk: it felt like lifetimes ago
Alcatraz: but thats a really really developed nomenclature
Alcatraz: its super brain fry mushroom hyperspeed
Teahawk: let me find it
Teahawk: hhaha
Teahawk: it hahaha
Teahawk: whoa
Teahawk: AIM IM with aleksi .
12:06 AM
hahah hey saint elfrarhim
hows the snergmugle pgraph
im watching
brass eye
thats how what
youre filmington
earl wrtihwrathreoorn
hes a fflarfannaaglaster
TO the the east to the east end
norweigan elf magick caster
hahah
CARLA LANE
DAVID JATT
bed time jeff flarragast
ell donald elf i smarrned him las
Teahawk: hahah thats the dialect at its truest
Teahawk: and this
Teahawk: AIM IM with Hatetrocity.
9/22/07, 8:55 PM
hhhahaha im here whith the smelngriffanis
they have the msurghthurusdays rot
can you understand their mother tounge
hahaha it s szedlackian
the merhtmawfingluifs
ahaaha
dont insult them with english words
hingmlingissistreffne elehpantois
yes is godood
hahah
how does eternity feel
how od you help the smsehing dalinke mooose aupppons
aagagaha'
turnyour monitor off
mongreelion!
ahahahah
youre smerreglgn
punk in the trunk
thats ice cold
jumpk panther
9:00 PM
five sepemnh
thes sepmerntehg men
aer forr it
ahtey re suposer gold
chase a wild goose
Teahawk: hahha i was gone man
Teahawk: gone completely beyond
1:50 AM
Teahawk: but really i was inside
Teahawk: or whatever
Teahawk: ahahah
Alcatraz: haha
Alcatraz: yea
Alcatraz: its all inside
Alcatraz: thats kohls or something
Alcatraz: but it definitely applies to this experience too
Teahawk: hahaha its allinside my cum hole
Teahawk: aka butt
Teahawk: hahaha
Alcatraz: hahah
Teahawk: i was seeing things ma
Teahawk: n
Teahawk: at first
Alcatraz: a department store
Teahawk: hallucinating the oddest things
Teahawk: it was li ke all the weird thrown together images on toys i played with and 5th grade english course books
Alcatraz: that stuff is in your room?
Teahawk: like pencils in x ray with color but they meet a spongefishheaded thing called irwin swarrglehorn
Teahawk: ahah now
Teahawk: that is what i saw man
Teahawk: i saw it plain as day
Alcatraz: haha
Teahawk: because i was in space
Teahawk: between being born and being dead
Teahawk: or awake and asleep
Teahawk: oro anything
Alcatraz: man i dont have any visions like that
Teahawk: but thats where it happens
Alcatraz: i just have these massive blank spaces
Alcatraz: of despair
Teahawk: everything was 5thgradicles
Alcatraz: or awe
Teahawk: smarrfinghorns
Teahawk: ahaha whoa
Teahawk: man
Teahawk: ahaaa
Teahawk: i kept thinking
Teahawk: no one told me about the intense pains
Teahawk: ahahaha
Teahawk: iits really not a recreational drug
Teahawk: its a complete mind body scramble wave matrix
Teahawk: do people have this like me
Alcatraz: no its not
Teahawk: am i intensly cool now
Alcatraz: yea they do
Alcatraz: hahaha
Teahawk: for the smarrfinghorns
Teahawk: ahahah
Alcatraz: youre cool with everything
Teahawk: thats what i brought back
Teahawk: i kept trying to bring something back
Teahawk: and up and out
Teahawk: and that it
Teahawk: i captured an elf
Alcatraz: you dont bring it back
Teahawk: hahaha
Alcatraz: you keep it
Alcatraz: its there
Teahawk: yeah
Teahawk: when you bring it back you keep it
Alcatraz: you can try to parse it with the chat logs
Alcatraz: yes
Teahawk: its like a hunting trophy
Alcatraz: but you have to reintegrate it
Teahawk: its just a little element of an amazing past experience
Teahawk: that you hold
Teahawk: like a deers antler
Teahawk: or an elfs boot
Teahawk: ahahah
Teahawk: his name
Teahawk: I HAVE THE ELFS NAME
Teahawk: IRVIN SMARRFLHORN
1:55 AM
Teahawk: FROM SIGYL IBINGFARN
Teahawk: AHahahaha thats his undoing
Teahawk: his name is his reverer
Teahawk: that the clu
Teahawk: thats the clue!
Alcatraz: hahaha
Teahawk: Hahahaha
Alcatraz: sigyl ibingfarn
Alcatraz: his name is his reverer
Alcatraz: identity is seeing yourself
Teahawk: hahahah identity is being yourself
Teahawk: i fucking
Teahawk: saw myself coming together
Teahawk: the thoughts my parents planned on having from dead baby ofo any older brother blaine who had half hatched inside my brain
Teahawk: and i exploded his body from my stomach like an elf grenade
Teahawk: and i saw m skin looking like gator skin
Alcatraz: what
Teahawk: and it was all
Teahawk: oh my oldler brother
Teahawk: died of sids
Teahawk: crib deat
Teahawk: his face as a baby still strikes me
Teahawk: because its the meeting point between my face and my cousins and my dad and my uncle
Teahawk: i need some music to fnarrf
Teahawk: this is an elf jam
Teahawk: i want purple orange song
Alcatraz: whoa
Alcatraz: you saw the beginning of life
Teahawk: hahah of course i saw it
Teahawk: i fucking dyed and came alive 100000 times
Alcatraz: you are
Alcatraz: a masochistic phoenix
Teahawk: ahahaha
Alcatraz: who desires the ultimate pleasure of the ultimate pain ofd eath
Alcatraz: thats what a hallucinogen addict is
Teahawk: its just like my dads tattoo
Alcatraz: of course it doesnt work like that but you know
Teahawk: if he had the elfs
Teahawk: who knows
Alcatraz: haha
Teahawk: man
Teahawk: the elfs knew not to pick on him man
Teahawk: they knew i was the only one with the guts for them
Teahawk: ahahahah
Alcatraz: what do the elves do
Teahawk: theyre troublemakers man
Teahawk: they want to take what you have
Teahawk: in your mind
Alcatraz: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_elf
Teahawk: and you show it to them
Teahawk: and theyll make things that are totally incomprehensible to describe
Teahawk: like the flyynghorns
2:00 AM
Teahawk: they make anything and 10000s of it
Teahawk: and it all interacts
Teahawk: but um
Alcatraz: ya
Teahawk: the elves are trouble man
Alcatraz: basic images transmuted and replicated
Teahawk: you say elf
Teahawk: elf
Alcatraz: elf
Alcatraz: whats trouble about that
Teahawk: twell youre using the elfs given name
Teahawk: i cant remember their names at this time
Teahawk: but i said tohelp me solve my problems
Teahawk: and it showed me myself and that all the answers were at hand
Alcatraz: a mass of unnamed entities
Alcatraz: unbiased
Teahawk: and it was as easy as doing it man
Teahawk: elf it up
Teahawk: be an elf
Alcatraz: the entity of truth is still a person
Teahawk: but dowt elf the shit
Alcatraz: EL fudge is an elf
Teahawk: ahahaha
Teahawk: thats the ultimate trick man
Teahawk: see
Teahawk: thats the intricate history of e lfs
Teahawk: but not him
Teahawk: hes a fraud
Teahawk: the real elf is me
Alcatraz: yea he is
Alcatraz: hes a corporate schill
Teahawk: erryn flaghorn
Alcatraz: hahaha
Teahawk: hhahaha
Alcatraz: erryn flaghorn
Alcatraz: jesus christ
Teahawk: whaahaha
Teahawk: this music is making me lose the elf tongue
Teahawk: bringbackicus
Teahawk: norryl smifftockerfraus
Alcatraz: nonono
Teahawk: i saw eyes in the mushrooms that i vomited they werent even anything in the toilet each sensation was so entirely disconnected
Alcatraz: you wont lose it
Teahawk: hahahaa
Alcatraz: what the hell
Teahawk: im a fryngnybrass
Alcatraz: you know what those sounds are
Teahawk: what
Alcatraz: static in your internal monologue
Teahawk: which sounds
Teahawk: huh
Teahawk: whaat
Alcatraz: the words youre saying
Alcatraz: have distinct sounds to them
Alcatraz: and you keep saying horn
Teahawk: theyre every sigh
Teahawk: and uhm
Teahawk: and mm
Teahawk: and ermm and harrm
Teahawk: but they became alive
Teahawk: as the moment become infinite
Teahawk: a pregnant pause gave birth
Teahawk: to 10000 elfs
Alcatraz: what the heck
2:05 AM
Teahawk: im an elf
Teahawk: david fnorn
Alcatraz: david fnonrn!
Teahawk: i guess
Teahawk: the business of psychadellics is the traumatic ego loss stuff and the eye candy
Teahawk: the real paradigm shifters are questioning the mechanics
Teahawk: and learning their shorthand
Alcatraz: yea thats true
Alcatraz: ive been trying to work through it myself
Teahawk: ervin fnorn saw it
Alcatraz: through reading trip reports and thinking about possible mechanisms constantly
Teahawk: its dissablage
Alcatraz: that the brain is the only place we have to go?
Teahawk: its backwardsisms
Teahawk: the brain is vast man
Teahawk: thats the thing
Alcatraz: yes it is
Alcatraz: the world isn't
Alcatraz: we can know it all in a few words
Teahawk: what if you look at a cat through the machinery we have to smell fresh glass
Teahawk: the world is where the edges are though
Teahawk: thats where the fun i
Teahawk: s
Teahawk: thats where the truth lies
Teahawk: its always on the horizon
Teahawk: thats where truth lies
Teahawk: like 10000 journierrs to the elf homeland before
Teahawk: i learned the secret was the passage
Teahawk: ahahaha
Teahawk: whoaaa
Teahawk: i got the blade swipes
Teahawk: talk to me bert fngroffen
2:10 AM
Teahawk: i would describe the elfs town
Teahawk: as like bedrock
Teahawk: from the flintstones
Teahawk: if you could see that the workings behind it were 1000 times more absurd than te premise
Teahawk: hahahaha
Teahawk: i dont want kids to do mushrooms
Teahawk: this is for real hardcore katsus
Teahawk: BLOW THE ELF HORN
Alcatraz: hahaha
Teahawk: sand it down
Alcatraz: yes man
Teahawk: sand it down white scallop
Alcatraz: im reading it sorry
Alcatraz: stop sendin message sa sec!
Alcatraz: theres a lot of tet
Teahawk: hhahaha whoa i started taklking to you at exactly 107
Alcatraz: yea
Teahawk: or s oething
Teahawk: ive been writing a million years of lifes of deaths to you
Teahawk: from my hands
Alcatraz: you probably fixated on 107
Teahawk: ahahahah
Teahawk: hahah dude i lost time
Teahawk: i lost the language
Teahawk: and time
Teahawk: i looked at it
Teahawk: and it showed like 954
Teahawk: and i said
Teahawk: Fergblergrigginhorn
Teahawk: and then later i unplugged everything
Teahawk: it was intensity
Teahawk: man
Alcatraz: haha
Alcatraz: thats awesome
Teahawk: hahaha there is just so fucking much
Teahawk: hahah Fergblergrigginhorn was as close as i could get to english
Teahawk: hahaha but it meant the same thing in elfish
Teahawk: i think
Teahawk: aside from mistranslations
Teahawk: by later scholars
Teahawk: flarns
Teahawk: horyns
Teahawk: this is the language of throwing
Teahawk: up
Teahawk: theres no doubt
Teahawk: what is a griffindoor from harry potter
Teahawk: thats the sound you make when you hawk al oogie
Teahawk: thats all
Teahawk: its not a griffin at a door
Teahawk: its spit on the floor
Teahawk: ahahaha are we holding palaver
Teahawk: hahahahah these are deserts now
2:15 AM
Alcatraz: we're in the desert
Teahawk: you are becoming the elf
Teahawk: and i am the flarn
Teahawk: and then we switch back
Teahawk: because really neither of us are elfs
Teahawk: and the elfs go wherever they please
Alcatraz: the elves are manifesting for you in yourself and me
Alcatraz: understanding is moving between psyches or faces that can speak to you
Alcatraz: understanding coems from ourselves nad others
Alcatraz: but always something
Alcatraz: like a human
Alcatraz: that speaks in our voice
Teahawk: i understood man
Teahawk: i saw myself as dessicated like everyone else does
Teahawk: instead of just fat or soemthing
Teahawk: but like a real withering
Alcatraz: a hallucination
Alcatraz: beyond your real form
Teahawk: an inflated momentary notice
Teahawk: of something
Alcatraz: but the opposite extreme of what you sometimes feel
Teahawk: probably
Alcatraz: of the poles of reality
Teahawk: whoa
Alcatraz: and how you need to be able to see between them
Teahawk: it was a total hallucination almost
Teahawk: whow
Teahawk: i can be an elf
Teahawk: hahahaha
Teahawk: this is gone completely beyond
Teahawk: i saw it man
Teahawk: is aw it
Teahawk: you name it and we could've done it better and weirder
Teahawk: and it would have worked
Teahawk: more soundly
Teahawk: but there was so much trauma
Teahawk: i kept dying
Teahawk: now i know not to die
Teahawk: i just
Teahawk: well i can
Teahawk: but i won't
Alcatraz: no
Alcatraz: you wont
Alcatraz: thats great man
Teahawk: hahaahahaa
Teahawk: this conversation is going on the wall of talking
Teahawk: in the elf hall
Alcatraz: yea man
2:20 AM
Teahawk: hahah the wikipedia thing about machine elf is so 100000 times wrong
Teahawk: its just the makings of the makings man
Teahawk: its the clocks that make up the gears in the clocks
Teahawk: the elfs built it
Teahawk: but just for fun
Teahawk: this is weir d man
Teahawk: i see it
Teahawk: the elf tongue
Teahawk: as learning to speak again
Teahawk: after being born so many times you lose the l anguage
Teahawk: you lose hold and they give you the best they have
Teahawk: to substitute
Teahawk: but its backwards and weird because thats the world to them
Teahawk: whoooaa
Teahawk: hahaha
Teahawk: i,m tripped
Teahawk: this is black rug territory
Teahawk: a real stark shamaning
Teahawk: brown up the loafers daniel-tony
Teahawk: scrape the sand down monii
Teahawk: ghahh i did it man
Teahawk: this happened
Teahawk: i brought his name back
Teahawk: te story of rumplestiltskin is the story of the forging of languagge
Teahawk: you just have to read it from the end first
Teahawk: ahahahah
Alcatraz: hahahah yes it is
Alcatraz: because once you have sometings identity
Alcatraz: you can
Alcatraz: make it disappear
Alcatraz: kill it if you like
Teahawk: no no
Alcatraz: destroy its village
Teahawk: once you have its name
Teahawk: you know it exists
Teahawk: and that means it can die
Teahawk: and live
Teahawk: and like everything else
Alcatraz: yea
Teahawk: oh man the utter slowness of it all
Alcatraz: i guess i was just thinking about the negative aspects
Alcatraz: but i didnt know if you wanted to kill rumpelstiltskin
Teahawk: i could have run around the world in the time it took to feel my heart beat once
Teahawk: hahaha
Teahawk: thats the shamans trick
Teahawk: he sacrifices himself to see beyond sight
Teahawk: what the eye is too fast to see
Teahawk: hahaha
Teahawk: but its really a trick
Teahawk: its an elf show
Teahawk: backwards and upside down
Teahawk: to the slow side
Teahawk: up the grindle pot
Teahawk: sand the horn
Teahawk: sand the horn farnl
Teahawk: we have an irwin with his sabre horse
Teahawk: rattle his chest wartle
2:25 AM
Teahawk: blow the horn irvin
Teahawk: hhahhaha this is cool
Teahawk: in the few times i
Teahawk: was concious of the world
Teahawk: when my ego remanifested
Teahawk: the only people i knew would understand this were you and marxux
Teahawk: but i couldn't think of your names
Teahawk: or what you were
Teahawk: and so i kept thinking
Teahawk: the Alcatrazbingrians
Teahawk: hell tellbackigans
Teahawk: smellsmarfagan
Teahawk: think of it as a tape of someing speaking played backwards
Teahawk: thats where the elfs play man
Teahawk: we can hang out with them because we're skewed up
Teahawk: we have the sand pony
Teahawk: grows it down
Teahawk: macaroni!
Teahawk: we can blow that elf horn
Alcatraz: we have an irwin with his sabre horse
Teahawk: hahaha
Alcatraz: i just read that
Alcatraz: i dont know if marxux would understand, has he had ego death?
Teahawk: hahah yeah man
Teahawk: he does every psychadellic
Alcatraz: thats why he inhabits other identities so well
Teahawk: hes got it man
Teahawk: he has the travellers soul
Alcatraz: because none of himself is invested in it
Teahawk: yeah
Teahawk: he lies so easily
Alcatraz: unlike some gimmicks
Teahawk: he cold be the best actor
Alcatraz: right
Alcatraz: but its not a lie
Teahawk: theres none of hiimself
2:30 AM
Teahawk: in any of it
Alcatraz: its true
Alcatraz: its real
Teahawk: hes just wandering in and out in a truly elfish way
Teahawk: he stays for as long as it suits him
Teahawk: and once he's done he just hops away
Alcatraz: how are you
Teahawk: i'm great man
Teahawk: i'm a frog on a lily pad
Teahawk: right now
Teahawk: hahaha
Teahawk: i need someo finkerhorn
Teahawk: hahah i think that means the trip is over
Teahawk: i need food
Alcatraz: yes
Alcatraz: YES
Alcatraz: get food and water
Alcatraz: did you vomit
Teahawk: hahah yea
Alcatraz: get some gatorade
Teahawk: i got powerade water
Teahawk: dont worry
Alcatraz: alright
Alcatraz: is your stomach upset
Teahawk: hahah
Teahawk: it will never be as upset as it was
Teahawk: there were times in the process
Teahawk: when i surrendered to being reborn
Teahawk: thats the fear i mean
Teahawk: like the anxiety
Teahawk: that makes you become alive
Teahawk: but that was what said
Teahawk: this is just food poisoning
Teahawk: you're sick
Teahawk: get help
Alcatraz: right
Teahawk: but something told me to embrace the flarrgnn
Teahawk: the irvin flyynnhorn
Alcatraz: it was giving you strength man
Teahawk: so id spin into him
Teahawk: and i woudl be back in the elf world
Teahawk: its just like a tool to see how thought works
2:35 AM
Teahawk: how self is
Teahawk: its so weird man
Teahawk: to have time not work
Teahawk: or exist
Teahawk: thats a strange occurence to behold
Teahawk: but it happens at high schools all the time
Teahawk: i guess its a way of crowning the weird
Teahawk: the weirdest one gets to be elf king
Teahawk: ands thats the way it is
Teahawk: hahah sean francis gibbat mssaged me
Teahawk: and i told him i have business with elf men
Teahawk: hhahah
Alcatraz: hahaha
Alcatraz: the elf
Teahawk: hahaha oh man
Teahawk: he is man
Teahawk: like
Teahawk: this is why the white man doesnt get the tricksters of mytholgy
Teahawk: loki
Teahawk: was an elf
Teahawk: but also a man
Teahawk: thats hhis thing
Teahawk: ahahah
Teahawk: http://www.last.fm/user/Teahawk/
Alcatraz: hahha youve been jamming gone beyond
Alcatraz: nice
2:40 AM
Teahawk: hahah oh a lot of my deaths
Teahawk: and livings
Teahawk: like
Teahawk: when i would suddenly snap out of my hallucination
Teahawk: was a huge fart or burp
Teahawk: then i would cramp back up
Teahawk: and swirl into hallucination
Alcatraz: hahah
Teahawk: hahah there were so many moments that lasted lifetimes
Teahawk: i need some real chilled musical
Teahawk: like gone beyond
Teahawk: open teh flood gates to the taste maade
Teahawk: i became the best fashion designer b using elf magick and flarrnning their designs into my creation
Alcatraz: hahaha
Alcatraz: you should start drawing a lot
Alcatraz: when its still fresh
Teahawk: okay
2:45 AM
Teahawk: ahaha whoa
Teahawk: the siren i thought i was hearing
Teahawk: when i was tripping
Teahawk: of an ambulance
Teahawk: was an owl hooting outside
Teahawk: whoa
Teahawk: is called blervyn fnorn
Teahawk: in elfish
Alcatraz: whoa
Alcatraz: hahah
Teahawk: hahah im driving
Teahawk: im ean
Alcatraz: what
Teahawk: trying to draw
Alcatraz: oh
Teahawk: but its totally indecipherable
Teahawk: this isnt human drawings man
Teahawk: this is backwards elf drawing
Teahawk: nobody gets this stuff
Alcatraz: thats fine
Alcatraz: youve been deconstructed
Alcatraz: whatever principles its revealing
Alcatraz: will remain in an integrated form
Teahawk: truly
Alcatraz: mushrooms are for a psyche cleansing and it will cleans the parts of your aesthetic that come from your psyche
Alcatraz: the ego death does that
Alcatraz: acid on the other hand
Alcatraz: i think does more to the sensory effect
Alcatraz: it separates it out
2:50 AM
Teahawk: hhaha
Teahawk: i was trying to think man
Teahawk: i dnonkt know what happened
Teahawk: ahahaha
Teahawk: this is what dealing with elfs does to you
Alcatraz: yea
Alcatraz: they flit around
Alcatraz: but layer a thousnad of them on top of each other like youve left the shutter open
Alcatraz: and an image will form in the middle
Alcatraz: a calculus of the average of the elves
Teahawk: yeah
Teahawk: its not like
Teahawk: well
Teahawk: what i got from it
Teahawk: is that theres a force
Teahawk: if not above all
Teahawk: then beyond all
Teahawk: and it might be nothing but the force of future intent
Teahawk: but its a force
Teahawk: and its a sort of wavering constant
Alcatraz: its time
Alcatraz: and you have to live in it
Teahawk: nononono
Teahawk: this only exists with time alongside it
Teahawk: hahaha
Teahawk: i'm never going to be unhigh
Teahawk: the rna is being rewritten
Teahawk: i'll wake up half elf
Teahawk: this is a miserable situation
Alcatraz: haha
Alcatraz: no its not
Alcatraz: its life
Alcatraz: you have to be happy
Teahawk: hahaha
Teahawk: my stomach hurts man
Alcatraz: you hvae to make yourself happy
Alcatraz: http://youtube.com/watch?v=seOGEwx0NfQ
Teahawk: like i've been beaten
Teahawk: hahahwhoa
Teahawk: thats fucking odd
Alcatraz: its great man, its a lovely video
Teahawk: i'm not a visual person
Teahawk: so othats the least interesting part ofo the trip to me
2:55 AM
Teahawk: i like hearing things
Alcatraz: i know
Teahawk: and listening
Alcatraz: i didnt realize you were still tripping
Alcatraz: i just like the video
Teahawk: hahah i'm part of it man
Teahawk: thahhaha
Teahawk: i'll never be who i was
Teahawk: because i lived 1000000 lives
Teahawk: and dyed so many deaths
Teahawk: everything that was fraudulent was removed
Teahawk: and the world was known to me
Teahawk: but i knew the world as it was
Teahawk: so i was all that was left to be taken apart
Teahawk: hahah ma
Teahawk: n
Teahawk: whenever i look at the clock 30 minutes have passed
Teahawk: this is one tarnished realm
Teahawk: why dont we clean it up
3:00 AM
Teahawk: every city skyline is the rim of a cracked egg
Alcatraz: is it fertilized
Alcatraz: could it stay standing up
Alcatraz: and a chick would appear eventually
Alcatraz: but it wouldnt have to use its beak tooth
Alcatraz: or whatever
Teahawk: no man
Teahawk: the egg is broken with temporal reality
Teahawk: we're the chick
Teahawk: it just surrounds us as a reminder that we used to not be
Alcatraz: but once we are, there's no eggshell?
Teahawk: no no
Teahawk: its just a metaphor
Teahawk: its not real
Teahawk: im just aying
Teahawk: because i saw it
Teahawk: and it was real
Teahawk: ahahaha
Teahawk: um
Alcatraz: hahah
Alcatraz: whats real bro
Teahawk: i feel like a baby who was punched in the stomach every time he tried to walk
Alcatraz: the matrix is areal movie
Alcatraz: its a real idea
Alcatraz: and its real good!
Teahawk: but now i have to learn to walk on my fat legs
Teahawk: wobbling
Teahawk: hornynyng
Teahawk: flarrning it
Alcatraz: hahah
Alcatraz: youll be fine
Alcatraz: you know it
Alcatraz: i know it
Alcatraz: but now you feel it
Alcatraz: but you see it will be a struggle
3:05 AM
Alcatraz: but all struggle is worthy
Alcatraz: if youre becoming happy
Alcatraz: and whole
Alcatraz: im saying that as much for me as for you
Alcatraz: its true for everyone
3:10 AM
Teahawk: haha
Teahawk: true
Teahawk: haha
Teahawk: whoa
Teahawk: time has no meaning
3:15 AM
Teahawk: back to bed
Alcatraz: goodnight my friend
3:30 AM
Alcatraz: hey
4:05 AM
trashthumb has gone offline.
trashthumb is now online.
10:50 AM
Teahawk: hey
Alcatraz: waaaaaa
12:25 PM
Alcatraz: what tha haeck
Alcatraz: heyy
12:30 PM
Teahawk: 9/11 left me breathess
Alcatraz: oh yea?
Alcatraz: how are you feeling
Teahawk: i'm fine
Teahawk: haha
Teahawk: man
Teahawk: what a night
Teahawk: i peed in the trash can
Teahawk: ahahah
Alcatraz: hahhaha
Alcatraz: ahahaha
Alcatraz: you also attained spiritual enlightenment
Teahawk: hahah yeah
Teahawk: that is true
Alcatraz: did you retain any of it
Teahawk: yeah i remember all of it
Teahawk: i wish there was a way to do it without the nausea
Teahawk: but that would probably be a completely different experience
Alcatraz: the tea doesnt nauseate you
Alcatraz: i like the pain
Alcatraz: or rather afterwards i felt like it was integral
Teahawk: mine was distractingly bad
Teahawk: it could have been the mold
12:35 PM
Teahawk: http://teahawk.blogspot.com/
Alcatraz: we snarf again
Alcatraz: hahaha
Teahawk: the elf gets in your flerringhorn
Teahawk: hahaha
Alcatraz: hahahaha
Alcatraz: ts time to sop blameing oneself for the act of otherrs and make all my finkercorns work for the greater flangerfrond
Teahawk: ahahah
Teahawk: this is the panopticorn
Teahawk: blitz the cubengraff
Alcatraz: cubengraff
Alcatraz: haha
Teahawk: undue merkyll snarrfinghaf
Teahawk: hahaha
12:40 PM
Teahawk: his name I HAVE THE ELFS NAME IRVIN SMARRFLHORN FROM SIGYL IBINGFARN AHahahaha thats his undoing his name is his reverer that the clu thats the clue! hahaha Hahahaha
Teahawk: hahahah
Alcatraz: "its not a real jam
everything is either a thing
or stuff
its just a smurf
wouldnt you agree
you know"
Teahawk: hahaha
Alcatraz: his name is his reverer
Alcatraz: i remember all this
Teahawk: mike jone! mike jone hahahaha who? hahahahah hhahhhahahhaha hes a finklehorn i need a pot salad>. hahah oh wow i meant i need to smoke a bowl i told you
Teahawk: hahahaha
Teahawk: hahah
Teahawk: a pot salad
Teahawk: haahaha
Alcatraz: hahah
Teahawk: ahaha you can dye 1000 times and live a million times theyre both stupid be an elf snarf a garble! hahahaha
Teahawk: hahahah'
Alcatraz: im readin it right now
Alcatraz: be an elf snarf a garble
Alcatraz: hhaha
Teahawk: hhahah oh wow
Teahawk: that was my initiation man
Teahawk: i love it
Teahawk: hahah mann
Teahawk: i wonder what a bad trip is like
Alcatraz: um
Alcatraz: fear
Teahawk: oh and i remember my brain seperating
Teahawk: into something freudian
12:45 PM
Teahawk: the developed human part was trying to take care of the terrified monkey part
Teahawk: and they were floating in space
Alcatraz: hahah
Alcatraz: that sounds cool
Teahawk: haha
Teahawk: i kept writing die as dye
Teahawk: it seemed more accurate
Teahawk: because of the blackness
12:50 PM
Alcatraz: dyeeee
Alcatraz: did you get those huge uncontainable yawns
Teahawk: yeah
Teahawk: yawns and burps and farts and wretches
Alcatraz: hahah
Alcatraz: its great though
Teahawk: i'd l ike to try it with a tea
Teahawk: but id really
Teahawk: like a vicodin
Alcatraz: oh yea
Alcatraz: me too
Teahawk: how many poppies would you need to grow to keep yourself in tea for a year
Alcatraz: uhm
Alcatraz: a ton
Alcatraz: like
Alcatraz: 2000?
Teahawk: hahaha
Teahawk: its not worth it
Teahawk: i guess
Teahawk: its better to get a job
Teahawk: ahaha

falling star smith n hack

2007-09-18T12:53:00.000-07:00

I have an assymetrical face! sew scene lolZ!!!! TOUCH this bracelet.....it contains amber

assume that i'm being negative, the only part of this experience that is anamolous with anything youve ever concieved before is the david the gnome expanded universe that confronted the notion that bereft of language animals and other forest creatures can learn to use signs and sigils to work for a common good

a silk brocade of arctic ambitions

2007-09-15T10:06:00.001-07:00

2007-09-15T06:27:00.000-07:00

leo says: (9:23:26 AM)
James Dinsdale / 30 seconds To Mars cover band "BLASToFF"
An absolute doll! Very polite, a little quiet. Pretty good at pumping; average unit. Really needed someone to take care of him - he loves to be held. Super-intelligent and doesn't forget a name or face. He's now married and a History Teacher.
James says: (9:23:35 AM)
AHAHAHA
James says: (9:23:46 AM)
AAAAAAAAAAAaaahahahhaa
James says: (9:24:32 AM)
Leo PreFontaine Sheller/ ex peter grau experiment
posesses no genitalia. loves to paint water colours
leo says: (9:24:37 AM)
hahaHAHAHAHAHAH
leo says: (9:24:45 AM)
ahahahAHAHAHAh
leo says: (9:24:48 AM)
HAAH
leo says: (9:25:29 AM)
let me show you my penis in a rowboat

2007-09-14T09:01:00.001-07:00

i'm outrageously tall at this time of day

wooo

2007-09-07T02:30:00.001-07:00

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Stability	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Orderliness	\|\|\|\|\|\|	23%
Accommodation	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Interdependence	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Intellectual	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Mystical	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Artistic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%
Religious	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Hedonism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Materialism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	83%
Narcissism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Adventurousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Work ethic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Self absorbed	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Conflict seeking	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Need to dominate	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%

Romantic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	83%
Avoidant	\|\|\|\|\|\|	23%
Anti-authority	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	83%
Wealth	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Dependency	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Change averse	\|\|\|\|\|\|	23%
Cautiousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Individuality	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	83%
Sexuality	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	83%
Peter pan complex	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Physical security	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	83%
Physical Fitness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	84%
Histrionic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Paranoia	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Vanity	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Hypersensitivity	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Indie	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	40%

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2007-09-06T22:00:00.000-07:00

trashthumb: just like finding a lover
lion fountains: why are you fantasizing about a little gay fella
trashthumb: huh
trashthumb: you mean sonic the hedgehog
trashthumb: hes not gay
trashthumb: i just like him

2007-09-05T01:43:00.001-07:00

McG is the most important artist in american history

2007-08-31T12:06:00.001-07:00

bernard: i let my daughter play with bratz and she cut her nose off

gaga

2007-08-29T09:07:00.001-07:00

a girl said something to me about mushroms
thats how easy i am to seduce
say someting about mushroms
and my arm will fallo ff
and a heart shaped bubble of blood will rise
and then burst
and soak the town
contaminate
everything
in the farmers market

2007-08-28T18:04:00.001-07:00

i wore really small shoes as a kid

theres a rainbow every day when youre in a loving gay marriage

2007-08-28T08:17:00.000-07:00

Climb up
dont come down
dont cross town
circle it~

hahah fill the radiator with limeaid

tell my gay husband i love him
because im driving into the storm

the scent of cum on the evening wind

2007-08-28T08:16:00.001-07:00

eric the air man - 07510693432 says: (10:29:35 AM)
do you like my stupid outfit http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=17648124&albumID=0&imageID=16523403
Jobli says: (10:30:31 AM)
hahah it looks more like a photograph
Jobli says: (10:30:33 AM)
than an outfit
Jobli says: (10:30:34 AM)
to me
Jobli says: (10:30:42 AM)
so many colors
Jobli says: (10:30:44 AM)
come together
Jobli says: (10:30:47 AM)
to repereesent something
Jobli says: (10:30:51 AM)
that i could never comprehend
eric the air man - 07510693432 says: (10:30:58 AM)
i'm not comprehending you right now
Jobli says: (10:31:06 AM)
suck yam
Jobli says: (10:31:12 AM)
youre a dreadful egg

words of wisdom

2007-08-26T02:05:00.000-07:00

not an idle threat

2007-08-22T13:29:00.001-07:00

2007-08-21T10:46:00.001-07:00

getoffdaphon: wasnt it
getoffdaphon: don angel and the athiests
getoffdaphon: ahahah
trashthumb: i think so
getoffdaphon: ahahahahah
getoffdaphon: how is that band going to have any band spirit
getoffdaphon: or band cohesiveness
getoffdaphon: with such a divisive name
trashthumb: haha
trashthumb: well
trashthumb: theyll go to porno movies together

2007-08-21T10:43:00.000-07:00

WOJOM the peering man

2007-08-19T02:28:00.001-07:00

trashthumb: youre king buddie rich of the freak squad

horlock

2007-08-18T01:23:00.001-07:00

Wohsho: our government and it's agricultural subsidiaries
cravatology: hahah
cravatology: fuck that shit
cravatology: thats the sin of givin in!
cravatology: i want a house
cravatology: nay
cravatology: a home
cravatology: with 100 compact mirrors
cravatology: and 100 paintings
cravatology: with a medicine box behind each
cravatology: they change color in autumn!
cravatology: my hand smell like weed

headstone

2007-08-18T00:17:00.000-07:00

wigger bag
stores your wigger
wrinkle free

hahahahahahahahah

2007-08-17T05:25:00.001-07:00

no one carse about my idears...

2007-08-09T18:36:00.001-07:00

horge!

I try to trick everyone

2007-07-27T05:08:00.001-07:00

THEN I STOP CARING

A revelation

2007-07-26T11:25:00.001-07:00

Chuck and Larry is the Soul Man of 2007

2007-07-24T03:01:00.001-07:00

i think i get depressed when i wear tight pants

eee

2007-07-21T14:11:00.000-07:00

aq was the freest state in the middle east
sometimes people need to die
for women
i eat ketchup out of ketchup packets as a snack
sometimes
ahahaha
4:40 PM
it's so salty and sweet
i love it
haahaha
ahahahahhaha
i want taters
ill feed you taters
you and me emilio
we'll eate taters
i'll feed you taters
like grapes
ill be your tater boy
ahhahahaha
hahah how romantic
ahahaghaghhahaha
ahahahhahha
like the avril lagvine song
im your tater boy
leo said see you later boy
he wasnt good enough for herrrr
now he's a tater star
he opened a tater bar
ahahahahaahgahhgahahahahahaaahhaahahahahah
hhahahaah
aghahahahahhaahahahaa
4:45 PM
ahhahahaha holy shit
you need to record this
ahhhhhhhh

e

2007-07-20T11:58:00.001-07:00

advent calendar full of drugs

e

2007-07-20T11:58:00.000-07:00

advent calendar full of drugs

teee

2007-07-15T12:44:00.001-07:00

ahwekhyill

2007-07-07T02:18:00.000-07:00

ill wrapp it up thuisly

i felt trapped by a rare sunbeam on this dirty windowpane
for a moment
i couldn't stop reflecting once again that in me there was nothing to contort or control the inutiution which i developd out of a core that had feasted upon introspection

no learneing
no resource of intelligenge to combat the imperatives of a violent hart

your gift the gif one finds in clumsy fortunetellers whatever passed for thought was borrowed even the remark about the shelter i had picked out was was signifgant in books not and i became a walking abstract of the writers and thinkers whom i loved or admired

What if they were to call extension corrdsss

2007-07-06T01:51:00.001-07:00

EXTENSION COBRAS

I'm in the midst

2007-06-30T02:58:00.001-07:00

Of tripping out

about everything

what if

2007-06-24T21:18:00.000-07:00

you metabolized food as rootbeer in your skull

and you had to tap your head ot drink it and get energy

HOUSEKEEPING

2007-06-14T02:43:00.001-07:00

James: its a picture of a man holding a dead otter
James: im not evben kidding you

samrcrow: I CAN JUMP AS HIGH AS A CAT
lionfountains: ahahaha
samrcrow: thats just to nuzzle up to potential mates mmerOwr

lionfountains: how have you been
lionfountains: carolyn?
speedycatalack: MY NAMES BERNARD

jihadjerry5555: you've got my vote as one of 2006's best booty shakers
jihadjerry5555: but 2007 belongs to me

samrcrow: a dog keeps chasing me around because i kissed my girlfriend ina public place

IMMA PAGAN WYTCH AND COREY KENNDY IS MY FASHION IDOL

WALTERS ULTIMATE URB OUTFITTERS OUTFIT

2007-06-13T01:03:00.000-07:00

this is truly epic...

looks great waldo!

now i know how my chat group feels

2007-06-01T12:21:00.001-07:00

nasty chet

2007-06-01T10:09:00.001-07:00

there are fierce retards banging on my gate

carnage

2007-06-01T01:23:00.000-07:00

rude talk

2007-05-26T18:11:00.000-07:00