ttt

LEO McNasty: tell kyle meadows that if he wants beef
LEO McNasty: he's got it
speedycatalack: i keep asking him if he wants beef
speedycatalack: and he says "no, i don't, you're not even listening to me"

i see

speedycatalack: i was talking to you once at james' house and he wanted to know who you were and i said you were vain and a feminine cliche and he was desperate to see what you looked like

real people

ahahah i'm going to put a silicone cutout of john candy in my thigh
then we'll see who's unique

1

every night is saturday night when you're in a gay gang

hey

the best thing about my body is the mucus pouch that i use to store my gun

i've

ask father time
what's in store
he says the days will go by
and then he'll talk some more

they don't play the seasame street program in the gardens of the moon

hot smoke

greg the magnificent
he rides a cow skeleton like a motorcycle

:-p

LAST POST --- GOODBYE BLOG FANS

Livin' my life in a slow hell
Different girl every night at the hotel
I ain't seen the sun shine in 3 damn days
Been fuelin' up on cocaine and whisky
Wish I had a good girl to miss me
Lord I wonder if I'll ever change my ways
I put your picture away
Sat down and cried today
I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to her
I put your picture away, sat down and cried today
I can't look at you, while I'm lyin next to her


I called you last night in the hotel
Everyone knows but they wont tell
But their half hearted smiles tell me
Somethin' just ain't right
I been waitin' on you for a long time
Fuelin' up on heartaches and cheap wine
I ain't heard from you in 3 damn nights
I put your picture away
I wonder where you been
I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to him
I put your picture away
I wonder where you been
I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to him
I saw ya yesterday with an old friend


It was the same ole same "how have you been"


Since you been gone my worlds been dark & grey

You reminded me of brighter days


I hoped you were comin' home to stay
I was headed to church

I was off to drink you away

I thought about you for a long time
Can't seem to get you off my mind
I can't understand why we're living life this way
I found your picture today
I swear I'll change my ways
I just called to say I want you to come back home
I found your picture today
I swear I'll change my ways
I just called to say I want you to come back home
I just called to say, I love you come back home

new poem

All these broken dreams
have made me see.
That I'm strung out somebody rescue me.
Well, do I have to tell you that I love you.
Do I have to tell you that I care.
Do I have to tell you that I need you to be there.

'Cos in the middle of the night.
When I'm much too weak to fight.
You know you're such a welcome sight.
In the middle of the night, yeah!

On the boulevard of broken dreams.
Yeah, I talk so bad and I act so mean.
On the boulevard of broken dreams.
I gotta get back on my feet.

And was it only yesterday
you came my way.
Or was it just a while ago
and do I have to tell you you're my lover.
Do I have to tell you I'm you're slave
and do we have to dance until
you're dancing on my grave.

And my lips are turning white.
And my jaw is getting tight.
And the sun is burning bright.
In the middle of the night, yeah!

On the boulevard of broken dreams.
She'll eat you're heart and she'll eat you're face.
On the boulevard of broken dreams
I gotta get back on my feet.

Do I have to tell you that I need you.
Do I have to show you that I care.
Do I have to love and steal to have you.
Do I have sell myself somewhere.
We're gonna dance all night together.
You'll be my queen, all be your slave.
We're gonna stay away forever.
Until we're dancing on my grave.

On the boulevard of broken dreams.

gard

early access

YO I READ THE E MAILS

another song

DOCTOR DOCTOR GIVE ME THE NEWS
I GOT A BAD CASE

OF LOVING JEWS

;-)

RIP RAP

LEO McNasty: ahhaha i just wrote a rap song
LEO McNasty: STRAIGHT OUTTA SOUTH KOREA
DanS1120: lol
LEO McNasty: CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER NAMED RICE CUBE
DanS1120: lol
LEO McNasty: FROM THE GANG CALLED KOREANS WITH ATTITUDE
DanS1120: oh man
LEO McNasty: hahah that's all i have so far
LEO McNasty: but i think it could be big

I AINT CRAZY


AND I AINT A GUY

my confessions

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i smell a theif

I am a guy and I love women, I do not have any physical or emotional attraction for men. But I am such a doormat who can't say no that I did not stop a gay man's advances and ended up convincing myself to just try the experience.

We are now supposedly in love (I am not), I swallowed his sperm, I let him cum on my face, I let him fuck me in the ass. That was over two years ago and we are now living together.

I still think of myself as straight and the only way I can orgasm is by imagining myself fucking a girl.

DEPUSH TOAD

LEO McNasty: all i ever wanted
LEO McNasty: was
LEO McNasty: a beer
LEO McNasty: in my arms
LEO McNasty: worms are very
LEO McNasty: uneccessary
LEO McNasty: they can only do harm
LEO McNasty: ahahahaha IM LIKE WEIRD AL

take a close look at the jewish apes and pigs

speedycatalack (8:18:20 PM): dont get me going, im stoned

vspeedycatalack (8:18:20 PM): dont get me going, im stoned
speedycatalack (8:18:20 PM): haha
speedycatalack (8:18:27 PM): i dont want to have a stoner (stoned boner)
speedycatalack (8:18:34 PM): i already have the "think being h igh is funny syndrome"
speedycatalack (8:18:36 PM): 420 brah

---

Session concluded at 8:19:34 PM

---

speedycatalack (8:19:35 PM): the black heart procession is a cool band

---

Session concluded at 8:21:19 PM

---

speedycatalack (8:21:50 PM): I FEel LIKE A LITTLE BABY
speedycatalack (8:21:57 PM): im gonna bust a fucking MILK DUD here in a second
speedycatalack (8:22:02 PM): gonna get in soap suds and not regret it
speedycatalack (8:22:07 PM): gonna clean up yeah baby i said it
speedycatalack (8:22:11 PM): gonna clean up this silly poop shit
speedycatalack (8:22:12 PM): DAMN
speedycatalack (8:22:15 PM): i gotta go
speedycatalack (8:22:20 PM): this toilet wipings all i know
speedycatalack (8:22:23 PM): this bathtub after fuckin nice
speedycatalack (8:22:29 PM): im gonna get clean, find a nigga, then fuckin ice
speedycatalack (8:22:40 PM): brb TALKING TO MATT PRIMETIME

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Session concluded at 8:22:45 PM

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speedycatalack (8:24:10 PM): accidental bully, going to the taffy i pully pully pully
speedycatalack (8:24:13 PM): but little robby doesnt wanna let go
speedycatalack (8:24:16 PM): its his taffy so no no no
speedycatalack (8:24:18 PM): and i say
speedycatalack (8:24:23 PM): MOTHAFUCKA PASS THAT TAFFY
speedycatalack (8:24:26 PM): you little ho!
speedycatalack (8:24:30 PM): EATIN TAFFYS ALL I KNOW
speedycatalack (8:24:35 PM): youre lips be sealed im gonna sew
speedycatalack (8:24:41 PM): THEM SHUT, JABBA THE HUTT<> I AM A SLUT!!
speedycatalack (8:29:34 PM): so give it a listen on me
speedycatalack (8:29:37 PM): its yours, for free
speedycatalack (8:29:40 PM): listen to this song and you will see
speedycatalack (8:29:41 PM): the light
speedycatalack (8:29:43 PM): we're gonna fight
speedycatalack (8:29:46 PM): im gonna kick your ass tonight
speedycatalack (8:29:51 PM): i'll bite, kick and scratch
speedycatalack (8:29:56 PM): go super kung fu on you mothafuckin ass
speedycatalack (8:29:57 PM): im tough
speedycatalack (8:30:00 PM): im loud and raunchy
speedycatalack (8:30:04 PM): got a little belly a lil baby paunchy
speedycatalack (8:30:06 PM): but thats nothing
speedycatalack (8:30:08 PM): im still tough as nails
speedycatalack (8:30:12 PM): bred as a demon in the depths of hell
speedycatalack (8:30:16 PM): and satan, my lord and father
speedycatalack (8:30:20 PM): said son you're powerful but dont bother
speedycatalack (8:30:22 PM): with GOD
speedycatalack (8:30:25 PM): he will knock you down
speedycatalack (8:30:28 PM): but i didnt believe him and i went to town

---

Session concluded at 8:30:32 PM

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speedycatalack (8:30:33 PM): he burnt me up all black and brown
speedycatalack (8:30:37 PM): now im a fuckin ridiculous demon clownn
speedycatalack (8:30:38 PM): TOWN
speedycatalack (8:30:44 PM): CLOWNE TOWNE - xiu xiu one of my favorite songs
speedycatalack (8:30:46 PM): whats up leo
LEO McNasty (8:31:23 PM): just waiting for tatiana to come over

friendship

LEO McNasty: happy anniversary
JIHAD JERRY 5555: ahahah
JIHAD JERRY 5555: oh my god
JIHAD JERRY 5555: you remembered

the mole

fourportUSBhub: nothing he just said "oh thank you sir bless you" and waddled off to the liquor stor

dont you worry samantha

JIHAD JERRY 5555: I DONT WANT
JIHAD JERRY 5555: YOUR LIFE

humore

the Provacateur (52% dark, 38% spontaneous, 42% vulgar)

your humor style: VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it. Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks. If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin The 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules - If you're interested, try my latest: The Terrorism Test

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 51% on darkness You scored higher than 29% on spontaneity You scored higher than 58% on vulgarity

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

i'm jon corn

i steal corn and put it in my cave

lemme holler at ya

LEO McNasty: ahaha the player haters are hving a science fair

lemme holler at ya

LEO McNasty: ahaha the player haters are hving a science fair

i give in to sin

carrion penguin: the only good heroin addict is a gay one

i wrote some love songs for virgins and people in gangs

coming soon

remember the andy milonakis s how

that show was off the chain

will you people leave me alone

i'm enjoying this free country

dekoeekoko

BIG NEWS

United Press International

ABC News has acquired voice mail messages from Michael Jackson in which the pop star blames a Jewish conspiracy for his financial woes.

"They suck ... they're like leeches ... I'm so tired of it," Jackson told former adviser Dieter Wiesner in one of the messages. "The Jews do it on purpose."

The message recorded by Jackson two years ago aired Tuesday on Good Morning America, The New York Daily News reported Wednesday.

wake up

LEO McNasty (5:09:51 AM): BERNARD YOUR TREASURE IS GONNA GET DUG UP AND RAIDED
LEO McNasty (5:10:01 AM): YOUR HAIR IS GONNA GET CUT OFF AND BRAIDED
LEO McNasty (5:10:19 AM): IM GONNA COME INTO YOUR FORT AND GO WILD IN THE PIECE
LEO McNasty (5:10:29 AM): PEE ON YOUR M AGAZINES AND KNOCK OVER YOUR QUICHE
speedycatalack (5:10:41 AM): you've gone one step too far, tripped on a trap
speedycatalack (5:10:47 AM): now you're in a cage no one's got your back
speedycatalack (5:10:52 AM): and i could break you snap you clean in half
speedycatalack (5:10:59 AM): cause there's a guillotine above you no talkin bein brash
speedycatalack (5:11:04 AM): sorry gotta step and pet my rash
LEO McNasty (5:11:13 AM): MY SPIRIT WOULD HAUNT YOU FOR TIME ETERNAL
LEO McNasty (5:11:19 AM): MAKE YOUR HEAD A GHOST URINAL
speedycatalack (5:11:23 AM): lol
LEO McNasty (5:11:26 AM): YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THIS SPOOK CAN DO
LEO McNasty (5:11:35 AM): ILL PUT A GHOST POOP AND A GHOST PEE IN YOUR STEW
speedycatalack (5:11:51 AM): now quit your haunting you nasty punk
speedycatalack (5:11:57 AM): i'll use an ectoplasm gun to bust your junk
speedycatalack (5:12:01 AM): or whatever it is thsoe ghostbusters use
speedycatalack (5:12:05 AM): and if that dont work ill ignore you and booze
speedycatalack (5:12:11 AM): cause there's nothin like bein mad to make me get on the ball
speedycatalack (5:12:18 AM): john edwards will get rid of you if he answers my calls
LEO McNasty (5:14:09 AM): YOU BETTER CHECK OUT THE CALENDAR OR THE DAY
LEO McNasty (5:14:26 AM): FOLKS WHO CALL THE POLICE ON ME GET CAUGHT AND BROUGHT DOWN
LEO McNasty (5:14:36 AM): ILL HIT YOU WITH A BAT AFTER I HIT THE HAY
LEO McNasty (5:14:50 AM): IM SLEEPY BUT FUCK IT I DONT CARE I STILL HAVE YOUR BRAIDED HAIR
LEO McNasty (5:15:00 AM): IM GOING TO SEW IT INTO MY BEACH CHAIR
LEO McNasty (5:15:11 AM): FORGET ABOUT THIS BATTLE IM FEELING BEEFY
LEO McNasty (5:15:20 AM): I WANT TO PADDLE LIKE A CATTLE
LEO McNasty (5:15:32 AM): AND YOUR CUT HAIR SMELLS QUEEFY

set the artist free

statement about society


GOODBYE GUYS

i didn't send anyone any pictures

I'm gone for the week! See you plebes at the next wto meeting! CIAO

gtgrg

LEO McNasty: WHERE"S YOUR CAR DUDE
SmarterChild: How should I know?
LEO McNasty: it's your caR?
SmarterChild: I dunno. I don't think so.
LEO McNasty: dude
SmarterChild: Dude.
LEO McNasty: it's your car
SmarterChild: Maybe it's actually your car?
LEO McNasty: ahahah dude youre fuckin crazy

I HAVE A 3 ACRE LAKE

LEO McNasty: YOU CAN ONLY GET DIS MADe
SmarterChild: Oh? Why can I only get dis made?
LEO McNasty: ITS GATOR
SmarterChild: Not Gator.
LEO McNasty: ITS GATOR
SmarterChild: It's Gator, you say?

wise words

NEVER GIVE UP

NEVER SURRENDER --Mel Gibson

my enemies

Jews, Freemasons, Socialists, and Hungarians

what color is my aura

Your aura shines Orange!


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Tom petty amen

Tom petty amen

fffff

LEO McNasty: they should make porn without people
LEO McNasty: or anything
LEO McNasty: no sound
LEO McNasty: no picture
LEO McNasty: but it's a pornography
LEO McNasty: but the viewer has to figure out why

EGINMM

EGINMM

.....

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lallalala

sexyman3325528: ASS CORN
ShoppingBuddy: Clean it up a little -- this is a family bot. ;-)

this is just dripping from my pen

anger is the key

it was always the key

what else can i buy

MrWeenis2600: i'm sculpting little children out of dirt
McNasty: hahah
McNasty: thats cool
McNasty: what are you doing with them
MrWeenis2600: decorating them with sea shells
McNasty: :-)

:-p

Your Weakness:	ex boyfriends
Your Fears:	going back to ex boyfriends
Your Perfect Pizza:	sausage and pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	to actually have a stable relationship

;-)

Zach GBS: it is like breathing but you get high when you breath instead of just breathing

deam

angel flying too close to the ground

gwen stefani: and i'll be like an america bat ass

idea part 2

purple slug butthead

disappearing railroad

yes

love is the only music


that god can hear

Blogging

I don't want to take any more quizzes ironically, or paste goofy myspace rambling paragraphs. I'm sorry, this blog is done.

jmm

my parents are divorced my dad has a girlfriend her daughters name is laura we all live together our barn is almost done my dad is building it in the backyard my dad has the most custody over me, and i still see my mom she lives with her boyfriend and they r moving to a house in manorville there house also has a barn already built so my mom is gonna bring my pony there. lauras 2 horses and diesel (my horse) are going to live in my backyard my best friend is franny, she is my life, she has been tehre no matter what and always will be my best friend...BFFL my horse has been the one to inspire me, he has kept me going, and hasnt let me fall.he is my life, and without him there is no me. sandra, my trainer, has always been there to help, whether it was training diesel, my mom being sick, my parents fighting, or needing hlep with my math homework, she has also been a big inspiration. unfortunately we arent so close anymore becuase she left my barn, but hopefully when my horse is in my backyard we can start training again. my mom has been sick all my life, she has ehlers danlose syndrome and it really sukcs, she is always in the hospital, and getting surgery. all of my friends from the barn have guided me through that. peanut, my other pony, is the cutest, he will od anything for me. i couldnt bare to imagine if someone else had bought him.

OHHH I LOVE THE BEACH AND PARTYIN WIT MY GIRLIES!! OH AND GETTIN TANNED IS SEXY.... I WANNA LEARN TO SURF THESE CALI WAVES! I LIKE GETTIN TIPSY TIPSY! I LOVE TO DANCE AND SHAKE SHAKE DAT A$$! OOOHHH I LOVE GOIN TO MAGIC MT.. ALL THE MEMORIES OH YESS AND YOU HAVE TO HAVE HOTTNESS!! I LUV MUSIC AND FOOD! .... DA

MAXIN

flamingdeath00: some womans kid had hole punched this photo from the 20s
flamingdeath00: I had to photoshop the whole thing back together
gwen stefani: hhahah
flamingdeath00: and it was all old and cracked
flamingdeath00: I HAD NOTHING TO CLONE!))!@

tobacc

thoughts

With the report of a great discovery for a Conquest, some two or three Savage men, were brought in, together with this Savage custome. But the pitie is, the poore wilde barbarous men died, but that vile barbarous custome is yet alive, yea in fresh vigor: so as it seemes a miracle to me, how a custome springing from so vile a ground, and brought in by a father so generally hated, should be welcomed upon so slender a warrant. For if they that first put it in practise heere, had remembred for what respect it was used by them from whence it came, I am sure they would have bene loath, to have taken so farre the imputation of that disease upon them as they did, by using the cure thereof. For Sanis non est opus medico, and counterpoisons are never used, but where poyson is thought to precede.

observation

I passed through the lands of the infidels, I saw cities and mansions;
I wandered in the realm of Islam, I saw nothing but ruins.

A letter I wrote

The fire was lit in Kikinda,
The wild Magyars are hanging my sons.
Vukovar and Petrovaradin
Are in their hands; A knife is in our back.
And Hrabovsky, the man of the hornbeam head:
The fiend, the plague of the Slav people
Has led the charge on Karlovci.
The serbs respond in kind.
I handed weapons to our own children,
For our people is soaking in blood.
We cannot resist alone.
Help from the Croats is needed forthwith.

this is mine

stolen from vice

i rust wherever im touched by apple juice

;-)

oh my god

gwenn : Holy crap, you're a gamer?
gwenn : What other activities suit your fancy?
gwenn : Well, I'm 21 now, som my girlfriends and I have been going to bars a lot. I have a blast every time

slumming it

JIHAD JERRY 5555: what do you mean
gwenn : what do you mean what do i mean

these colts

gwenn : what doyou know about dolhpins
cezlol: they swim a lot
gwenn : hahaha
gwenn : i did not know that
cezlol: totally true
gwenn : what else do they do
cezlol: they can breath air
gwenn : hahah get out of town
cezlol: in fact they only breath air
gwenn : they're a fish
gwenn : they breathe water
cezlol: nope air!
gwenn : u just rocked my world

WHAT SHOULD I BE WHEN I GROW UP---- ---LET US FIND OOT

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SUCK MY DICK SEAN PENN

A PIC OF MY bff's bf

:-P

BLOnDe TeSt

100% BLONDE.
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having blonde moments, and even your PARENTS
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whats my name/ what is my secret identity

Marcus / Lizzy

ahahaha YEAH RIghT

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WhAtEvEr

Which power ranger am I?

Take the quiz: "Which Mighty Morphin Power Ranger are you?"

Black Ranger
Tou are the Black Ranger, you are Zach. Your weapon is the power axe. You are the Mastadon.

i never heared of no such woman

sa duck thing: I LOVE AUSTION POWERS AND PLAYING BASEBALL

i love your hot legs

ahaha shut up your stupid smarter child

RAPPING BABY: wHAT UP BITCh
SmarterChild: I think you know what I'm talking about when I refer to the up bitch.

yEAH YEAH

gwen stefani (9:23:59 AM): STAY OUT OF THE ABANDONED BUILDINGS
gwen stefani (9:24:03 AM): THE WOLFEN WILL GRAB YOU
Gene Simmons MD (9:24:21 AM): they're called Lycans you newbie
gwen stefani (9:24:40 AM): THEYRE CALLED WOLFEN THE MOVIE IS CALLED WOLFEN FUCK YOU GAY BITCH

ideas

ideas
old time diver - elk and manatee dance - squid old tymey piano


oily bird oil spill bird doing something

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TOM QUINN LIFESTYLE

sorry this is what i actually got

You're Jackie!


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hahahaha YOURE STILL A GAY BITCH THOUGH ABDALLAH

YOU GAY BITCH

which 70s show character am I

You're Kelso!


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IN YOUR FACE ABDALLAH

Y OU GAY BITCH

IM A GIN WIZARD

what time is it how did i get home

MY STOMACH IS KILLING ME

You Are Sexy Black Boots

You only look like you could walk all over someone...

What Kind of Boots Are You?

Which Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Character are you? Veruca Salt "Daddy! I want a flying glass elevator! Get me a flying glass elevator! " - Veruca

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i wish this was me

1. Of all the accounts to view, you've viewed mine. What in the world would attract you to this one, out of all the others? You probably did so because you hate me, and want to find out what makes you loathe my presence so much. Well, join the club.
2. But, in case on some strange fluke you actually find me tolerable, please continue reading about my dull existence before you too join the Hate Club and avoid me like the plague.
3. To avoid that, I'll keep things short. I was home schooled. I live in a family of eight: two parents (married), myself (the oldest child), four sisters and one brother (who is the youngest). I'm a Bible Thumper (which is probably why so many hate me... nah). I'm an absolutist. I have difficulty seeing life in shades of gray: I prefer on/off, true/false, yes/no. "Maybe" is frustrating. But yes, there are exceptions.
4. I like science fiction, primarily the Star Trek series and Stargate SG-1, with a smattering of the new Battlestar Galactica. I enjoy reading. Photography is a passion of mine, limited only by my very shallow pocketbook. Web design has been a hobby of mine for a few years now, and I think I can cook up a mean layout, if I do say so myself.
5. My photography and web design skills are used to fund missionary organizations such as Voice of the Martyrs and Gospel for Asia.
6. I use iTunes for all my music playing. I have over 4,140 songs in my library, eating up over 16GB of space on my hard drive. I have purchased or acquired over 300 songs from the iTunes Music Store.
7. I am an avid computer gamer. For information about my gaming habits, visit my gaming page.
8. But you've probably tired of my babbling for now, so I recommend you visit my site to learn more.Of all the accounts to view, you've viewed mine. What in the world would attract you to this one, out of all the others? You probably did so because you hate me, and want to find out what makes you loathe my presence so much. Well, join the club.
9. But, in case on some strange fluke you actually find me tolerable, please continue reading about my dull existence before you too join the Hate Club and avoid me like the plague.
10. To avoid that, I'll keep things short. I was home schooled. I live in a family of eight: two parents (married), myself (the oldest child), four sisters and one brother (who is the youngest). I'm a Bible Thumper (which is probably why so many hate me... nah). I'm an absolutist. I have difficulty seeing life in shades of gray: I prefer on/off, true/false, yes/no. "Maybe" is frustrating. But yes, there are exceptions.
11. I like science fiction, primarily the Star Trek series and Stargate SG-1, with a smattering of the new Battlestar Galactica. I enjoy reading. Photography is a passion of mine, limited only by my very shallow pocketbook. Web design has been a hobby of mine for a few years now, and I think I can cook up a mean layout, if I do say so myself.
12. My photography and web design skills are used to fund missionary organizations such as Voice of the Martyrs and Gospel for Asia.
13. I use iTunes for all my music playing. I have over 4,140 songs in my library, eating up over 16GB of space on my hard drive. I have purchased or acquired over 300 songs from the iTunes Music Store.
14. I am an avid computer gamer. For information about my gaming habits, visit my gaming page.
15. But you've probably tired of my babbling for now, so I recommend you visit my site to learn more.

oy vey!

Take the quiz: "How girly are you? unless you are a bi dude, you oughta stay away from this quiz!!!"

HAHA!! Your soooo girly!
No offence, but...GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!You are one of those girly girls who look in the mirror nonstop to make sure they're make-up and hair are still perfect when actually it never is to the rest of the world.

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which famous blonde person am i

Take the quiz: "Which famous blonde person are you most like?"

Hilary Duff
you are very girly and love to just have fun...you act as no 1 really bugs u :)

;-)

gross quiz DONT look (NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART)

Take the quiz: "Can U Suck Dick? experience gurls only (PICTURES!!) 18 plus"

You can work it gurl! Still needs work tho
You can suck dick but jus lackin of hot moves wit yo mouth. PRACTICE makes perfect


MAYbe

what kind of bf/gf am i???

href="http://www.zenhex.com/quiz.php?id=17508">"What kind of bf/gf are you?((with pix))"

romantic
You are the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend...you know just they way to be in a relationship! Don't change anything and good luck!


YEAH THATS ABOOT RIGHT

which kingthly news anchor am i

Take the quiz: "Which Knightly News anchor are you?"

Will
You are the hawt, sexay, and star-studded Will. You are the main anchor of the show because people love you and flock to you. You love people, they love you, and you love being loved and loving back. You hate Kate, though. You also destroy people that are over the age of 66 and have red hair and glasses.


i don't know what that means!!!! :)

oy

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i hate living at home so much

i'm so sick of my parents i want to live in the forest with a dog

SOMebody give me some attention please

oh god i'll do anything

sorry about not updating

i was hiding from everyone except andy garcia

POST 100 SALEABRATION

Teahawke: i dont even know what lost is aboot
JIHAD JERRY 5555: you should watch it
JIHAD JERRY 5555: it's off the fucking hook

think about it

RootbeerRicochet: haha i never knew men thought like that
RootbeerRicochet: if only.. .i'd read the ladder theory!

fucking niggas up

Zach GBS: do it you queer
Teahawke: you're the queer
Zach GBS: do you like The Office
Teahawke: you smell like a gay orange

what kind of shoe am i ??

You are Slinky Heels!

You're an uptown, well put together woman
But you're not too uptight to enjoy a hot club
You're always the best dressed chick in the room
And you'll only settle for the best in men


http://www.yournewromance.com/shoequiz.html

song i just wrote

Teahawke: SING ME A SONGTeahawke: YOURE A SINGErTeahawke: DO ME A WRONGTeahawke: YOURE A BRING OF EVILTeahawke: THE DEVIL IS NEVER A MAKERTeahawke: THE LESS THAT YOU GIVETeahawke: YOURE A TAKERTeahawke: SO ITS ON AND ON AND ONTeahawke: ITS HEAVEN AND HELLTeahawke: OH WELLTeahawke: MMMMTeahawke: THE LOVER OF LIGHTS NOT THE SINNERTeahawke: THE ENDING IS JUST A BEGINNERTeahawke: THE CLOSER YOU GET TO THE MEANINGTeahawke: THE SOONER YOULL KNOW THAT YOURE DREAMINGTeahawke: SO ITS ON AND ON AND ONTeahawke: ON AND ON AND ONTeahawke: IT GOES ON AaNDTeahawke: ONTeahawke: AND ONTeahawke: HEAVEN AND HELLTeahawke: AWW HARD TO TELLTeahawke: FOOL FOOLTeahawke: AAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOTeahawke: AOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOHhhhhTeahawke: YEAH YEAH YEEEEAHTeahawke: WELL IF IT SEEMS TO BE REALTeahawke: ITS ILLUSIONTeahawke: FOR EVERYMOMENT THATS REALTeahawke: THERES CONFUSION IN LIFE

what kind of flirt am i (NEW QUIZ)

Take the quiz: "What Type of Flirt are You?"

Sexport Flirt
Yeah, baby! We think it's pretty safe to say that you're a Sexpot Flirt you don't hesitate to take the most direct route when you want someone's attention. A lingering touch on the arm here, a little licking of the lips there you're as saucy and seductive as they come. Flirting your way into someone else's personal space is second nature. The good news? Your intentions are crystal clear. The bad news? If you don't put your money where your mouth is, you'll have some explaining to do. But as long as you're having fun, put on that hot little outfit and go crazy. In the immortal words of Olivia Newton John, Let's get physical!

come on

Teahawke: i'm captain jean luc picard
Teahawke: fuck off before i fuck you off
Teahawke: ahahahah
MumpsSG: hahaha
MumpsSG: that quote seriously makes no sense

lorg cont.

Teahawke: lorg
cezlol: i meant to say lord but i typed lorg
Teahawke: hahah obv.

ITS YA BOY CHARLIE MURPHY

Teahawke: there's only one word for the world's most advanced bra
Teahawke: IPEx
cezlol: there are bras and then there is the ipex
Teahawke: hahah that's exactly what i'm saying

good lorg

cezlol: good lorg
Teahawke: ahaha the lorg has no part of this
Teahawke: it's all me

old news

laser soup: im drunk boyeee
laser soup: its time to resty my weary bonez
Teahawke: how many shots of beer did you drink
laser soup: 6009
Teahawke: ahahah that's A LOT


JIHAD JERRY 5555: oh yeah
JIHAD JERRY 5555: well i went to the mall today
JIHAD JERRY 5555: and they didnt have this shirt i wanted that they said they had
JIHAD JERRY 5555: SOO0o0o0o0
JIHAD JERRY 5555: some people are worse off

who is the most androdgyneous?

uncle shivers

my checkboo is watrerproof

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EDWARD IS A SON OF A GAS

i lost my spare nasty bag

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Jackie Weird and her Four Golden Carts

shirty nathan

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bang on the ground

this is insanity

Teahawke: i'm into inebriation
Teahawke: carousing
Teahawke: disaster

I'm the biggest hypocrite in the world

Hi Mickey

DOT NET

Teahawke: i supply guns to every army but the salvation army
ElitheGod: the salvation army doesnt need guns
ElitheGod: they have chemical and nuclear weapons

what i like

funk influences, danceable beats, tight lyrics, and clean lyrics

eee

Teahawke: -

Auto response from SpeedyCatalack: clankin around in metal boots

socoarte

Teahawke (1:07:41 AM): what'st the smallest thing you can think of
Teahawke (1:07:56 AM): like a roast beef sandwich
cez lol (1:07:58 AM): atom or whatever
Teahawke (1:08:27 AM): ahaha that's not that small
Teahawke (1:08:30 AM): i'm talking small
Teahawke (1:08:32 AM): like an egg
cez lol (1:08:39 AM): golf ball
Teahawke (1:09:02 AM): ahhahaha holy fucking shit thats small

mark the renegade

Teahawke: MARK THE RENEGADE
emmdoubleyou: LEO THE COMPANY MAN
Teahawke: I LOVE THE COMPANY
emmdoubleyou: I HATE IT
emmdoubleyou: THAt'S QWHY I'M A RENEGADE
Teahawke: YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS
emmdoubleyou: actually, since I've gone freelance, I get paid for it.
Teahawke: hahah this is my worst nightmare
Teahawke: unfloding before my eyes
emmdoubleyou: They're going to outsource your company man job to me
Teahawke: god damn it

:-P

Romeo You scored 41 sense of humor, 32 stubbornness, 42 intelligence, and 39 tolerance!

You are a lover, borrow cupid's wings and soar with them above a common bound. But under love's heavy burden do you sink. You are sensitive and passionate, but under that lies a melancholy that is destructive. Don't set your standards of love or yourself in love so high, and you just might save yourself from a horrible demise.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on sense of humor You scored higher than 99% on stubbornness You scored higher than 99% on intelligence You scored higher than 99% on tolerance

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MICKEY

i love u

I LOVE ROD STEWART

I don't care who knows!

:-()

RootbeerRicochet: i was reading an interview with him
RootbeerRicochet: in the latest, "Time Magazine"
Teahawke: hdahdhf
RootbeerRicochet: hahah they asked if anyone called him mr. cent
RootbeerRicochet: and he said like "only this guy named dan" or something

:~P

Teahawke (6:58:12 PM): what would you do if you son was at home
Teahawke (6:58:19 PM): crying all alone on the bedroom floor
Teahawke (6:58:22 PM): cause he's hungry
Teahawke (6:58:26 PM): and the only way to feed him
Teahawke (6:58:27 PM): is to
Teahawke (6:58:33 PM): sleep with a man for a little bit of money
ElitheGod (6:58:44 PM): i'd feed the man
ElitheGod (6:58:45 PM): to my son
Teahawke (6:59:18 PM): ahghah
Teahawke (6:59:20 PM): hahahaha
Teahawke (6:59:26 PM): now that's thinking outside the box
Teahawke (6:59:37 PM): you're hired
Teahawke (6:59:40 PM): you fucking dick
Teahawke (6:59:41 PM): you're hired

Why is everything so ironic?

Why can't anyone be earnest or sincere? I'm very tired of irony, look at this blog, it's a stupid pile of boring ironic humor.
Are people that afraid of being made fun of? I guess so.


Although, when most people try to be sincere, they can't speak in anything but boring cliches. I have no solution. harrummph

:)

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:-p

Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 80% Stability |||||||||||||| 60% Orderliness |||| 20% Accommodation |||||||||||| 43% Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63% Intellectual |||||||||| 36% Mystical |||||| 30% Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Religious || 10% Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63% Materialism |||||||||||| 43% Narcissism |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Work ethic |||||| 30% Self absorbed |||||| 30% Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56% Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||| 76% Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76% Avoidant || 10% Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Wealth |||||||||| 36% Dependency |||||||||||| 50% Change averse |||||| 23% Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50% Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76% Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Peter pan complex |||| 16% Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70% Vanity |||||||||||||||||| 76% Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50% Female cliche |||||||||||||||||| 76%

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Stability results were moderately high which suggests you are relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.

Orderliness results were low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.

Extraversion results were high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.

trait snapshot:
messy, disorganized, social, tough, outgoing, rarely worries, self revealing, open, risk taker, likes the unknown, likes large parties, makes friends easily, likes to stand out, likes to make fun of people, reckless, optimistic, positive, strong, does not like to be alone, ambivalent about chaos, abstract, impractical, not good at saving money, fearless, trusting, thrill seeker, not rule conscious, enjoys leadership, strange, loves food, abstract, rarely irritated, anti-authority, attracted to the counter culture