Tuesday, July 15, 2008

oohYEA

Good Vibe. I believe that I very much like this expression even if I never really succeeded placing it in a conversation non-déconneuse, a little as "is my loss" or "liked you the album of Deep Puddle Dynamics". Good vibe, and a guy that talked about boulis to designate bottoms coolos. Vibe now that designates a musical style, post-sensual seduction of Snoop, that already in January reheated as a laths macchiatto of with Alfredo. In summer, the vibe music takes all sound feels. EXAMPLE: strangely resembles "Owner of has lonely heart" of THERE, destructive hand-clap as in a transmission of Evan and a bloat done not know rather "not poorly".

Saturday, July 05, 2008

doodoo

Evan : haha lookit that man his shirt looks like he has kids (?)

Evan : "Well, Slothrop is just chowing on that pie!"

Walter: drude holy shit my phone just rag and i went crazy hahahahah

Hatetrocity: once you eat an olive you are cool forever

Monday, June 30, 2008

I've been dressing up like a lesbian for fun

It's hard to take yourself seriously when you're dressed like a lesbian

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

The Euro 2008 this is over

Paul Gascoigne goes poorly and the cuttings of hair of the Spaniards are authorized. Once I believe that I said after too much vodka cranberries that to every problem of life, there is a piece of French rap to explain it.

ON A TYPICAL FRIDAY NIGHT I AM
At the bread gables, announcing the color, indicating the forecast

Friday, June 20, 2008

My groan tube flew out of my hand as i spun around in the shrieker bubble

and it hit my neighbor's house and chipped the siding
i don't think anyone saw me

You erect a terrible portrait of the Parisian night

describe what there is behind the facade and especially to do to understand that which it himself there happens is broadcasting itself everywhere.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

ready

Thigh boots, moustache, ponytail

i have your photo in my pocket
oh you do
yes i do

Thursday, June 12, 2008

hoooo

my resulsts from geneaology.com came back and I got mondo skate punk heritage!

i tried but i can't fight it!

Do you ever stare at your skeleton and wonder

if maybe you weren't made for some nobler purpose

like pulling stuck dogs out of the mud?

sorry if i've been too much like songs for drella I didn't even notice as it was happening

Saturday, June 07, 2008

oil spill bird
the owl

drawing bird

phoenix
tintin rocket
mooustache pig
rhodesian flag

next

no bruton-- no beanloard ,
the many notable watchers of adult swim
life relevance
gun stance with a revolver/semi of italian communist
wow a 3 d imensional shadow shaped like africa
if someone was to buy me
]most primitive places cover the genitals because only finn mccool doesnt mind you know if a twig tears at his penis/finn mccool / band of warriors
use mirrors
man--code
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""STONED FOR 20 YEARS""
ripped at the hip torn at the heart
keep building those muscles
yes i want plenty of muscles
love

Friday, June 06, 2008

"drug and aviation", histories of sickly pigeons that descend towards hot tar in suicidal piquets.

and if my hour rings I would leave as I came, more adolescent, more incandescent, surer that one can raise oneself a day of this Adam that melts in frozen blades.

Thursday, June 05, 2008

really serious stuff

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Wednesday, June 04, 2008

baa

Walter: hahahahaha what an oddly feminine pose

Bernard: "I received another bag of cosmetics today."- Dad


In the name of Jesus Christ, I cast out the demon of philosophy!"

"I Survived the 21st Century Sexual Revolution and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt That Says 'Porn Star' on It."


Q: What is the origin of Gnomes?

A: We don't know this for sure
ericp: i just found a pile of european coins

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Life is fun and gay!

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Friday, May 16, 2008

Thursday, May 15, 2008

i'm sick of everyone always telling me what to do

tart this pop
sand that beach
blossom those flowers

i've had too much

Thursday, April 24, 2008

a guy running for chairman of my indian tribe just called me

and it made me think

maybe I could be chief someday

Monday, April 21, 2008

found this video in a dirty bag

Saturday, April 19, 2008

ag

Poor people moving to the suburbs is a wonderful idea. Turn them into projects, tear the fences down, and let them work the land to earn their stay in a beautiful ten room home. Children will be educated in small, committed classrooms within biking distance because nobody can afford to bus/drive their kids ten miles to school every god damn day.

It will turn out to be the agrarian Marxist dream the world has been having just in time for its own bicentennial.

And then some day we'll have a whole class of colored agricultural elite that pops up out of fucking nowhere.

I swear to god this will work.


lihan Li: im TEH lihan and 2 u im mrs lihan

Saturday, April 05, 2008

hmm

James : ahah thats an orgasm you wand
Leopold : hahaha oh is that what that's called
James : ahah yes
Leopold L: i was calling it a torsion burst
ohmeebaglod: spring snow is way better than snow crash
Leopol: SPRING SNOW KICKS ASS
Leopold: ahahah i got really excited when you said that

eaaa

lihan Li: ID LIKE TO muster 16 prostitutes and 32 feminists into mah lab

Basically she just flits from stage-level to stage-level like a possessed cat running a series of particularly sassy errands.

I guess the episode's signature scene—it looked at once totally phony and luridly hyperreal and perfectly ultramundane—
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Poor people moving to the suburbs is a wonderful idea. Turn them into projects, tear the fences down, and let them work the land to earn their stay in a beautiful ten room home. Children will be educated in small, committed classrooms within biking distance because nobody can afford to bus/drive their kids ten miles to school every god damn day.

It will turn out to be the agrarian Marxist dream the world has been having just in time for its own bicentennial.

And then some day we'll have a whole class of colored agricultural elite that pops up out of fucking nowhere.

I swear to god this will work.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

I wish things were mADE OF GLASS INSTEAd of plastic

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

COLLECTED WORKS

laugh at mckenna all you want but i'll be the one laughing when the novelty line goes vertical in 2012

lihan Li: HOMOZ GENTRI FIED MY NAYBURHOOD

Abraham Maslow once said, "The fully realized man does not identify with the local group." Boy, when I read that, I said, that's me.

lihan: IM GONNA KIDNAP MCCAIN AND WATERBORD HIM WITH A BUNCH OF MY AZN BUDDIES


WE PUT ALL THIS WICKER UP JUST FOR YOU

Monday, March 10, 2008

a trailblazer's cushion

i left MY ab mAKEUP IN JAyson's truck

Thursday, February 21, 2008

hey!

I CAN HEAR THE SPIRITS OF THE ANCESTORS RAGING AND CRYIN AS THEIR BONES ARE MADE INTO CURIOSITIES

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

nevermind

Leopold: well james i'm afraid that sort of instantaneous ejaculation just isn't possible
James: ahahah
Leopold: what's that band that plays songs about the lord of the rings
James: Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

is it wrong to have friends of a different religion

Monday, February 11, 2008

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Pistachio and pale blue are summer colors but they are also homesick colors. That’s what I think, anyway.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

hahaha

i feed infants coffee

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Milestone

sorry mon i have to go back to seattle, one love says: (4:54:39 PM)
the reason a lot of the idiots here say they carry knives is to 'defend themselves' but something like 60% of stabbings in london happen with peoples own knives

sorry mon i have to go back to seattle, one love says: (4:54:40 PM)
imagine that

sorry mon i have to go back to seattle, one love says: (4:54:44 PM)
getting robbed for your knife

sorry mon i have to go back to seattle, one love says: (4:54:46 PM)
then stabbed with it

turn persian says: (4:54:58 PM)
hahaha

turn persian says: (4:55:00 PM)
what the hell

turn persian says: (4:55:15 PM)
i'd carry a cane with a smaller cane inside 

turn persian says: (4:55:22 PM)
so i could help a baby with a bad leg

turn persian says: (4:55:24 PM)
hahahahha

turn persian says: (4:55:26 PM)
haahahaah

sorry mon i have to go back to seattle, one love says: (4:55:29 PM)
hahahahhaa

sorry mon i have to go back to seattle, one love says: (4:55:31 PM)
ahahaa

sorry mon i have to go back to seattle, one love says: (4:55:39 PM)
here you are you poor cripple baby

turn persian says: (4:55:43 PM)
jaahahhhjjhaha

turn persian says: (4:56:00 PM)
the baby ambling away with his new little cane

turn persian says: (4:56:01 PM)
ahahahah

Thursday, January 17, 2008

YOURE CAPSIZING MY NEUTRRAL SPACE

new pickup line: hey baby want to buy a custom poker chip with a picture of eyeball on it

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

I wrote 8 songs and 1 story last nite

1. THey should paint firetrucks black so they can surprise arsonists

2. i hate to tell them that every second of my life is self loathing and lower back pain maybe punctuated with a reprieve by drugs and then even more pain when i run out of money and go through withdrawals and start it all over again

3. when i was drunk
once i drank half a bottle of tequila
and ran like 5 miles in my bare feet
then saw a house i didn't like
and i smashed the garage window with my hand
and ran back home

4. PRECIOUS PEARLS PRECIOUS PEARLS ONCE UP ON A TIME THERE WAS A JEWELRY STORE
FULL OF PRECIOUS PEARLS

5. I HAVE 99 tEETH IN MY MOUTH
AND NO TONGUE
okay

6. RUN FROM THY DESTRUCTION I Am NOTHING BUT a MEMBER OF A PAIR ITs my identity wERE SO THE SAME BUT SO DIFFERENT

7. DIET COKE DIET COKE DIET COKE DIET COKE SERVE IT AT YOUR SINGLES PARTY TAKE THE COKE TO OVERTIME

8. nano technology has changed my life nanotechnology has changed my life

9. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84FiGSBbCPw&feature=related

10. story---- THE Veils had provided their undoining , crossing the state in the old wicker/jungle vined car that his uncle had built for him in a state of mental-physical manifestation.. his mothers wedding veil had sucked into the front axle around a thorny span between the wheels and the wheel had stuck and they crashed headlong into a statue commerorating the birth of radio. ''our only consolation is that this is how we dreamed of going out. that statue is so splended. i wish i would've died s ooner''



COPRYRIGHT LEOPOLD NO STEALING

Monday, January 14, 2008

JUST A THOUGHT

TOMMY LEE S REALITY SHOW WHEN HE WENT TO THE UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA AND HAAD A FUCKING HOT ASS GIRL TUTOR IS THE MOST KICKASS SHOW OF ALL TIME

Saturday, January 12, 2008

what does it mean when you vomit red red blood
I have begun keeping my clothes on mannakins instead of hangers
i'm going to eat some makeup to see how nontoxic it really is

Sunday, January 06, 2008