the mole

fourportUSBhub: nothing he just said "oh thank you sir bless you" and waddled off to the liquor stor

dont you worry samantha

JIHAD JERRY 5555: I DONT WANT
JIHAD JERRY 5555: YOUR LIFE

humore

the Provacateur (52% dark, 38% spontaneous, 42% vulgar)

your humor style: VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it. Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks. If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin The 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules - If you're interested, try my latest: The Terrorism Test

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 51% on darkness You scored higher than 29% on spontaneity You scored higher than 58% on vulgarity

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

i'm jon corn

i steal corn and put it in my cave

lemme holler at ya

LEO McNasty: ahaha the player haters are hving a science fair

lemme holler at ya

LEO McNasty: ahaha the player haters are hving a science fair

i give in to sin

carrion penguin: the only good heroin addict is a gay one

i wrote some love songs for virgins and people in gangs

coming soon

remember the andy milonakis s how

that show was off the chain

will you people leave me alone

i'm enjoying this free country

dekoeekoko

BIG NEWS

United Press International

ABC News has acquired voice mail messages from Michael Jackson in which the pop star blames a Jewish conspiracy for his financial woes.

"They suck ... they're like leeches ... I'm so tired of it," Jackson told former adviser Dieter Wiesner in one of the messages. "The Jews do it on purpose."

The message recorded by Jackson two years ago aired Tuesday on Good Morning America, The New York Daily News reported Wednesday.

wake up

LEO McNasty (5:09:51 AM): BERNARD YOUR TREASURE IS GONNA GET DUG UP AND RAIDED
LEO McNasty (5:10:01 AM): YOUR HAIR IS GONNA GET CUT OFF AND BRAIDED
LEO McNasty (5:10:19 AM): IM GONNA COME INTO YOUR FORT AND GO WILD IN THE PIECE
LEO McNasty (5:10:29 AM): PEE ON YOUR M AGAZINES AND KNOCK OVER YOUR QUICHE
speedycatalack (5:10:41 AM): you've gone one step too far, tripped on a trap
speedycatalack (5:10:47 AM): now you're in a cage no one's got your back
speedycatalack (5:10:52 AM): and i could break you snap you clean in half
speedycatalack (5:10:59 AM): cause there's a guillotine above you no talkin bein brash
speedycatalack (5:11:04 AM): sorry gotta step and pet my rash
LEO McNasty (5:11:13 AM): MY SPIRIT WOULD HAUNT YOU FOR TIME ETERNAL
LEO McNasty (5:11:19 AM): MAKE YOUR HEAD A GHOST URINAL
speedycatalack (5:11:23 AM): lol
LEO McNasty (5:11:26 AM): YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THIS SPOOK CAN DO
LEO McNasty (5:11:35 AM): ILL PUT A GHOST POOP AND A GHOST PEE IN YOUR STEW
speedycatalack (5:11:51 AM): now quit your haunting you nasty punk
speedycatalack (5:11:57 AM): i'll use an ectoplasm gun to bust your junk
speedycatalack (5:12:01 AM): or whatever it is thsoe ghostbusters use
speedycatalack (5:12:05 AM): and if that dont work ill ignore you and booze
speedycatalack (5:12:11 AM): cause there's nothin like bein mad to make me get on the ball
speedycatalack (5:12:18 AM): john edwards will get rid of you if he answers my calls
LEO McNasty (5:14:09 AM): YOU BETTER CHECK OUT THE CALENDAR OR THE DAY
LEO McNasty (5:14:26 AM): FOLKS WHO CALL THE POLICE ON ME GET CAUGHT AND BROUGHT DOWN
LEO McNasty (5:14:36 AM): ILL HIT YOU WITH A BAT AFTER I HIT THE HAY
LEO McNasty (5:14:50 AM): IM SLEEPY BUT FUCK IT I DONT CARE I STILL HAVE YOUR BRAIDED HAIR
LEO McNasty (5:15:00 AM): IM GOING TO SEW IT INTO MY BEACH CHAIR
LEO McNasty (5:15:11 AM): FORGET ABOUT THIS BATTLE IM FEELING BEEFY
LEO McNasty (5:15:20 AM): I WANT TO PADDLE LIKE A CATTLE
LEO McNasty (5:15:32 AM): AND YOUR CUT HAIR SMELLS QUEEFY

set the artist free

statement about society


GOODBYE GUYS

i didn't send anyone any pictures

I'm gone for the week! See you plebes at the next wto meeting! CIAO

gtgrg

LEO McNasty: WHERE"S YOUR CAR DUDE
SmarterChild: How should I know?
LEO McNasty: it's your caR?
SmarterChild: I dunno. I don't think so.
LEO McNasty: dude
SmarterChild: Dude.
LEO McNasty: it's your car
SmarterChild: Maybe it's actually your car?
LEO McNasty: ahahah dude youre fuckin crazy

I HAVE A 3 ACRE LAKE

LEO McNasty: YOU CAN ONLY GET DIS MADe
SmarterChild: Oh? Why can I only get dis made?
LEO McNasty: ITS GATOR
SmarterChild: Not Gator.
LEO McNasty: ITS GATOR
SmarterChild: It's Gator, you say?

wise words

NEVER GIVE UP

NEVER SURRENDER --Mel Gibson

my enemies

Jews, Freemasons, Socialists, and Hungarians

what color is my aura

Your aura shines Orange!


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Tom petty amen

Tom petty amen

fffff

LEO McNasty: they should make porn without people
LEO McNasty: or anything
LEO McNasty: no sound
LEO McNasty: no picture
LEO McNasty: but it's a pornography
LEO McNasty: but the viewer has to figure out why

EGINMM

EGINMM

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lallalala

sexyman3325528: ASS CORN
ShoppingBuddy: Clean it up a little -- this is a family bot. ;-)

this is just dripping from my pen

anger is the key

it was always the key

what else can i buy

MrWeenis2600: i'm sculpting little children out of dirt
McNasty: hahah
McNasty: thats cool
McNasty: what are you doing with them
MrWeenis2600: decorating them with sea shells
McNasty: :-)

:-p

Your Weakness:	ex boyfriends
Your Fears:	going back to ex boyfriends
Your Perfect Pizza:	sausage and pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	to actually have a stable relationship

;-)

Zach GBS: it is like breathing but you get high when you breath instead of just breathing

deam

angel flying too close to the ground

gwen stefani: and i'll be like an america bat ass

idea part 2

purple slug butthead

disappearing railroad

yes

love is the only music


that god can hear

Blogging

I don't want to take any more quizzes ironically, or paste goofy myspace rambling paragraphs. I'm sorry, this blog is done.

jmm

my parents are divorced my dad has a girlfriend her daughters name is laura we all live together our barn is almost done my dad is building it in the backyard my dad has the most custody over me, and i still see my mom she lives with her boyfriend and they r moving to a house in manorville there house also has a barn already built so my mom is gonna bring my pony there. lauras 2 horses and diesel (my horse) are going to live in my backyard my best friend is franny, she is my life, she has been tehre no matter what and always will be my best friend...BFFL my horse has been the one to inspire me, he has kept me going, and hasnt let me fall.he is my life, and without him there is no me. sandra, my trainer, has always been there to help, whether it was training diesel, my mom being sick, my parents fighting, or needing hlep with my math homework, she has also been a big inspiration. unfortunately we arent so close anymore becuase she left my barn, but hopefully when my horse is in my backyard we can start training again. my mom has been sick all my life, she has ehlers danlose syndrome and it really sukcs, she is always in the hospital, and getting surgery. all of my friends from the barn have guided me through that. peanut, my other pony, is the cutest, he will od anything for me. i couldnt bare to imagine if someone else had bought him.

OHHH I LOVE THE BEACH AND PARTYIN WIT MY GIRLIES!! OH AND GETTIN TANNED IS SEXY.... I WANNA LEARN TO SURF THESE CALI WAVES! I LIKE GETTIN TIPSY TIPSY! I LOVE TO DANCE AND SHAKE SHAKE DAT A$$! OOOHHH I LOVE GOIN TO MAGIC MT.. ALL THE MEMORIES OH YESS AND YOU HAVE TO HAVE HOTTNESS!! I LUV MUSIC AND FOOD! .... DA

MAXIN

flamingdeath00: some womans kid had hole punched this photo from the 20s
flamingdeath00: I had to photoshop the whole thing back together
gwen stefani: hhahah
flamingdeath00: and it was all old and cracked
flamingdeath00: I HAD NOTHING TO CLONE!))!@

tobacc

thoughts

With the report of a great discovery for a Conquest, some two or three Savage men, were brought in, together with this Savage custome. But the pitie is, the poore wilde barbarous men died, but that vile barbarous custome is yet alive, yea in fresh vigor: so as it seemes a miracle to me, how a custome springing from so vile a ground, and brought in by a father so generally hated, should be welcomed upon so slender a warrant. For if they that first put it in practise heere, had remembred for what respect it was used by them from whence it came, I am sure they would have bene loath, to have taken so farre the imputation of that disease upon them as they did, by using the cure thereof. For Sanis non est opus medico, and counterpoisons are never used, but where poyson is thought to precede.

observation

I passed through the lands of the infidels, I saw cities and mansions;
I wandered in the realm of Islam, I saw nothing but ruins.

A letter I wrote

The fire was lit in Kikinda,
The wild Magyars are hanging my sons.
Vukovar and Petrovaradin
Are in their hands; A knife is in our back.
And Hrabovsky, the man of the hornbeam head:
The fiend, the plague of the Slav people
Has led the charge on Karlovci.
The serbs respond in kind.
I handed weapons to our own children,
For our people is soaking in blood.
We cannot resist alone.
Help from the Croats is needed forthwith.

this is mine

stolen from vice

i rust wherever im touched by apple juice

;-)

oh my god

gwenn : Holy crap, you're a gamer?
gwenn : What other activities suit your fancy?
gwenn : Well, I'm 21 now, som my girlfriends and I have been going to bars a lot. I have a blast every time

slumming it

JIHAD JERRY 5555: what do you mean
gwenn : what do you mean what do i mean

these colts

gwenn : what doyou know about dolhpins
cezlol: they swim a lot
gwenn : hahaha
gwenn : i did not know that
cezlol: totally true
gwenn : what else do they do
cezlol: they can breath air
gwenn : hahah get out of town
cezlol: in fact they only breath air
gwenn : they're a fish
gwenn : they breathe water
cezlol: nope air!
gwenn : u just rocked my world

WHAT SHOULD I BE WHEN I GROW UP---- ---LET US FIND OOT

singer


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WElCome to hollyWEIRD

SUCK MY DICK SEAN PENN

A PIC OF MY bff's bf

:-P

BLOnDe TeSt

100% BLONDE.
OMG, you are the blondest of blondes. You are
KNOWN for doing the dumbest things, are ALWAYS
having blonde moments, and even your PARENTS
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WeLL I am a blonde chuuuuuuuhhh!!!

whats my name/ what is my secret identity

Marcus / Lizzy

ahahaha YEAH RIghT

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her family, but if you were known as a samuri,
then you would be hunted down and killed, as
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