ttt

LEO McNasty: tell kyle meadows that if he wants beef
LEO McNasty: he's got it
speedycatalack: i keep asking him if he wants beef
speedycatalack: and he says "no, i don't, you're not even listening to me"

i see

speedycatalack: i was talking to you once at james' house and he wanted to know who you were and i said you were vain and a feminine cliche and he was desperate to see what you looked like

real people

ahahah i'm going to put a silicone cutout of john candy in my thigh
then we'll see who's unique

1

every night is saturday night when you're in a gay gang

hey

the best thing about my body is the mucus pouch that i use to store my gun

i've

ask father time
what's in store
he says the days will go by
and then he'll talk some more

they don't play the seasame street program in the gardens of the moon

hot smoke

greg the magnificent
he rides a cow skeleton like a motorcycle

:-p

LAST POST --- GOODBYE BLOG FANS

Livin' my life in a slow hell
Different girl every night at the hotel
I ain't seen the sun shine in 3 damn days
Been fuelin' up on cocaine and whisky
Wish I had a good girl to miss me
Lord I wonder if I'll ever change my ways
I put your picture away
Sat down and cried today
I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to her
I put your picture away, sat down and cried today
I can't look at you, while I'm lyin next to her


I called you last night in the hotel
Everyone knows but they wont tell
But their half hearted smiles tell me
Somethin' just ain't right
I been waitin' on you for a long time
Fuelin' up on heartaches and cheap wine
I ain't heard from you in 3 damn nights
I put your picture away
I wonder where you been
I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to him
I put your picture away
I wonder where you been
I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to him
I saw ya yesterday with an old friend


It was the same ole same "how have you been"


Since you been gone my worlds been dark & grey

You reminded me of brighter days


I hoped you were comin' home to stay
I was headed to church

I was off to drink you away

I thought about you for a long time
Can't seem to get you off my mind
I can't understand why we're living life this way
I found your picture today
I swear I'll change my ways
I just called to say I want you to come back home
I found your picture today
I swear I'll change my ways
I just called to say I want you to come back home
I just called to say, I love you come back home

new poem

All these broken dreams
have made me see.
That I'm strung out somebody rescue me.
Well, do I have to tell you that I love you.
Do I have to tell you that I care.
Do I have to tell you that I need you to be there.

'Cos in the middle of the night.
When I'm much too weak to fight.
You know you're such a welcome sight.
In the middle of the night, yeah!

On the boulevard of broken dreams.
Yeah, I talk so bad and I act so mean.
On the boulevard of broken dreams.
I gotta get back on my feet.

And was it only yesterday
you came my way.
Or was it just a while ago
and do I have to tell you you're my lover.
Do I have to tell you I'm you're slave
and do we have to dance until
you're dancing on my grave.

And my lips are turning white.
And my jaw is getting tight.
And the sun is burning bright.
In the middle of the night, yeah!

On the boulevard of broken dreams.
She'll eat you're heart and she'll eat you're face.
On the boulevard of broken dreams
I gotta get back on my feet.

Do I have to tell you that I need you.
Do I have to show you that I care.
Do I have to love and steal to have you.
Do I have sell myself somewhere.
We're gonna dance all night together.
You'll be my queen, all be your slave.
We're gonna stay away forever.
Until we're dancing on my grave.

On the boulevard of broken dreams.

gard

early access

YO I READ THE E MAILS

another song

DOCTOR DOCTOR GIVE ME THE NEWS
I GOT A BAD CASE

OF LOVING JEWS

;-)

RIP RAP

LEO McNasty: ahhaha i just wrote a rap song
LEO McNasty: STRAIGHT OUTTA SOUTH KOREA
DanS1120: lol
LEO McNasty: CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER NAMED RICE CUBE
DanS1120: lol
LEO McNasty: FROM THE GANG CALLED KOREANS WITH ATTITUDE
DanS1120: oh man
LEO McNasty: hahah that's all i have so far
LEO McNasty: but i think it could be big

I AINT CRAZY


AND I AINT A GUY

my confessions

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i smell a theif

I am a guy and I love women, I do not have any physical or emotional attraction for men. But I am such a doormat who can't say no that I did not stop a gay man's advances and ended up convincing myself to just try the experience.

We are now supposedly in love (I am not), I swallowed his sperm, I let him cum on my face, I let him fuck me in the ass. That was over two years ago and we are now living together.

I still think of myself as straight and the only way I can orgasm is by imagining myself fucking a girl.

DEPUSH TOAD

LEO McNasty: all i ever wanted
LEO McNasty: was
LEO McNasty: a beer
LEO McNasty: in my arms
LEO McNasty: worms are very
LEO McNasty: uneccessary
LEO McNasty: they can only do harm
LEO McNasty: ahahahaha IM LIKE WEIRD AL

take a close look at the jewish apes and pigs

speedycatalack (8:18:20 PM): dont get me going, im stoned

vspeedycatalack (8:18:20 PM): dont get me going, im stoned
speedycatalack (8:18:20 PM): haha
speedycatalack (8:18:27 PM): i dont want to have a stoner (stoned boner)
speedycatalack (8:18:34 PM): i already have the "think being h igh is funny syndrome"
speedycatalack (8:18:36 PM): 420 brah

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Session concluded at 8:19:34 PM

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speedycatalack (8:19:35 PM): the black heart procession is a cool band

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Session concluded at 8:21:19 PM

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speedycatalack (8:21:50 PM): I FEel LIKE A LITTLE BABY
speedycatalack (8:21:57 PM): im gonna bust a fucking MILK DUD here in a second
speedycatalack (8:22:02 PM): gonna get in soap suds and not regret it
speedycatalack (8:22:07 PM): gonna clean up yeah baby i said it
speedycatalack (8:22:11 PM): gonna clean up this silly poop shit
speedycatalack (8:22:12 PM): DAMN
speedycatalack (8:22:15 PM): i gotta go
speedycatalack (8:22:20 PM): this toilet wipings all i know
speedycatalack (8:22:23 PM): this bathtub after fuckin nice
speedycatalack (8:22:29 PM): im gonna get clean, find a nigga, then fuckin ice
speedycatalack (8:22:40 PM): brb TALKING TO MATT PRIMETIME

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Session concluded at 8:22:45 PM

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speedycatalack (8:24:10 PM): accidental bully, going to the taffy i pully pully pully
speedycatalack (8:24:13 PM): but little robby doesnt wanna let go
speedycatalack (8:24:16 PM): its his taffy so no no no
speedycatalack (8:24:18 PM): and i say
speedycatalack (8:24:23 PM): MOTHAFUCKA PASS THAT TAFFY
speedycatalack (8:24:26 PM): you little ho!
speedycatalack (8:24:30 PM): EATIN TAFFYS ALL I KNOW
speedycatalack (8:24:35 PM): youre lips be sealed im gonna sew
speedycatalack (8:24:41 PM): THEM SHUT, JABBA THE HUTT<> I AM A SLUT!!
speedycatalack (8:29:34 PM): so give it a listen on me
speedycatalack (8:29:37 PM): its yours, for free
speedycatalack (8:29:40 PM): listen to this song and you will see
speedycatalack (8:29:41 PM): the light
speedycatalack (8:29:43 PM): we're gonna fight
speedycatalack (8:29:46 PM): im gonna kick your ass tonight
speedycatalack (8:29:51 PM): i'll bite, kick and scratch
speedycatalack (8:29:56 PM): go super kung fu on you mothafuckin ass
speedycatalack (8:29:57 PM): im tough
speedycatalack (8:30:00 PM): im loud and raunchy
speedycatalack (8:30:04 PM): got a little belly a lil baby paunchy
speedycatalack (8:30:06 PM): but thats nothing
speedycatalack (8:30:08 PM): im still tough as nails
speedycatalack (8:30:12 PM): bred as a demon in the depths of hell
speedycatalack (8:30:16 PM): and satan, my lord and father
speedycatalack (8:30:20 PM): said son you're powerful but dont bother
speedycatalack (8:30:22 PM): with GOD
speedycatalack (8:30:25 PM): he will knock you down
speedycatalack (8:30:28 PM): but i didnt believe him and i went to town

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Session concluded at 8:30:32 PM

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speedycatalack (8:30:33 PM): he burnt me up all black and brown
speedycatalack (8:30:37 PM): now im a fuckin ridiculous demon clownn
speedycatalack (8:30:38 PM): TOWN
speedycatalack (8:30:44 PM): CLOWNE TOWNE - xiu xiu one of my favorite songs
speedycatalack (8:30:46 PM): whats up leo
LEO McNasty (8:31:23 PM): just waiting for tatiana to come over

friendship

LEO McNasty: happy anniversary
JIHAD JERRY 5555: ahahah
JIHAD JERRY 5555: oh my god
JIHAD JERRY 5555: you remembered