Wednesday, January 23, 2008

hahaha

i feed infants coffee

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Milestone

sorry mon i have to go back to seattle, one love says: (4:54:39 PM)
the reason a lot of the idiots here say they carry knives is to 'defend themselves' but something like 60% of stabbings in london happen with peoples own knives

sorry mon i have to go back to seattle, one love says: (4:54:40 PM)
imagine that

sorry mon i have to go back to seattle, one love says: (4:54:44 PM)
getting robbed for your knife

sorry mon i have to go back to seattle, one love says: (4:54:46 PM)
then stabbed with it

turn persian says: (4:54:58 PM)
hahaha

turn persian says: (4:55:00 PM)
what the hell

turn persian says: (4:55:15 PM)
i'd carry a cane with a smaller cane inside 

turn persian says: (4:55:22 PM)
so i could help a baby with a bad leg

turn persian says: (4:55:24 PM)
hahahahha

turn persian says: (4:55:26 PM)
haahahaah

sorry mon i have to go back to seattle, one love says: (4:55:29 PM)
hahahahhaa

sorry mon i have to go back to seattle, one love says: (4:55:31 PM)
ahahaa

sorry mon i have to go back to seattle, one love says: (4:55:39 PM)
here you are you poor cripple baby

turn persian says: (4:55:43 PM)
jaahahhhjjhaha

turn persian says: (4:56:00 PM)
the baby ambling away with his new little cane

turn persian says: (4:56:01 PM)
ahahahah

Thursday, January 17, 2008

YOURE CAPSIZING MY NEUTRRAL SPACE

new pickup line: hey baby want to buy a custom poker chip with a picture of eyeball on it

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

I wrote 8 songs and 1 story last nite

1. THey should paint firetrucks black so they can surprise arsonists

2. i hate to tell them that every second of my life is self loathing and lower back pain maybe punctuated with a reprieve by drugs and then even more pain when i run out of money and go through withdrawals and start it all over again

3. when i was drunk
once i drank half a bottle of tequila
and ran like 5 miles in my bare feet
then saw a house i didn't like
and i smashed the garage window with my hand
and ran back home

4. PRECIOUS PEARLS PRECIOUS PEARLS ONCE UP ON A TIME THERE WAS A JEWELRY STORE
FULL OF PRECIOUS PEARLS

5. I HAVE 99 tEETH IN MY MOUTH
AND NO TONGUE
okay

6. RUN FROM THY DESTRUCTION I Am NOTHING BUT a MEMBER OF A PAIR ITs my identity wERE SO THE SAME BUT SO DIFFERENT

7. DIET COKE DIET COKE DIET COKE DIET COKE SERVE IT AT YOUR SINGLES PARTY TAKE THE COKE TO OVERTIME

8. nano technology has changed my life nanotechnology has changed my life

9. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84FiGSBbCPw&feature=related

10. story---- THE Veils had provided their undoining , crossing the state in the old wicker/jungle vined car that his uncle had built for him in a state of mental-physical manifestation.. his mothers wedding veil had sucked into the front axle around a thorny span between the wheels and the wheel had stuck and they crashed headlong into a statue commerorating the birth of radio. ''our only consolation is that this is how we dreamed of going out. that statue is so splended. i wish i would've died s ooner''



COPRYRIGHT LEOPOLD NO STEALING

Monday, January 14, 2008

JUST A THOUGHT

TOMMY LEE S REALITY SHOW WHEN HE WENT TO THE UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA AND HAAD A FUCKING HOT ASS GIRL TUTOR IS THE MOST KICKASS SHOW OF ALL TIME

Saturday, January 12, 2008

what does it mean when you vomit red red blood
I have begun keeping my clothes on mannakins instead of hangers
i'm going to eat some makeup to see how nontoxic it really is

Sunday, January 06, 2008