a guy running for chairman of my indian tribe just called me

and it made me think

maybe I could be chief someday

found this video in a dirty bag

ag

Poor people moving to the suburbs is a wonderful idea. Turn them into projects, tear the fences down, and let them work the land to earn their stay in a beautiful ten room home. Children will be educated in small, committed classrooms within biking distance because nobody can afford to bus/drive their kids ten miles to school every god damn day.

It will turn out to be the agrarian Marxist dream the world has been having just in time for its own bicentennial.

And then some day we'll have a whole class of colored agricultural elite that pops up out of fucking nowhere.

I swear to god this will work.


lihan Li: im TEH lihan and 2 u im mrs lihan

hmm

James : ahah thats an orgasm you wand
Leopold : hahaha oh is that what that's called
James : ahah yes
Leopold L: i was calling it a torsion burst

ohmeebaglod: spring snow is way better than snow crash
Leopol: SPRING SNOW KICKS ASS
Leopold: ahahah i got really excited when you said that

eaaa

lihan Li: ID LIKE TO muster 16 prostitutes and 32 feminists into mah lab

Basically she just flits from stage-level to stage-level like a possessed cat running a series of particularly sassy errands.

I guess the episode's signature scene—it looked at once totally phony and luridly hyperreal and perfectly ultramundane—
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Poor people moving to the suburbs is a wonderful idea. Turn them into projects, tear the fences down, and let them work the land to earn their stay in a beautiful ten room home. Children will be educated in small, committed classrooms within biking distance because nobody can afford to bus/drive their kids ten miles to school every god damn day.

It will turn out to be the agrarian Marxist dream the world has been having just in time for its own bicentennial.

And then some day we'll have a whole class of colored agricultural elite that pops up out of fucking nowhere.

I swear to god this will work.