Thoughts about Steve Myers

i love the kind of loser types we invent,
like mild mannered around the office by day,
wearing short sleeve shirt and neck tie,
but at night a thirst for rough sex
and bloody violence
wandering home to rob jewelry stores
searching for gold to eat
screaming THIS IS A MAD HOUSE at the terrified cashiers

picking up a hooker or two on a friday night after drinking alone in an empty bar

hiding their bodies in the negative space between this world and hell

maybe pushing the limits of what $50 will get you in lapeer

taking a drive to flint on a sunday to pick up some gardening gloves so its harder to trace them back to him when they find them bloody and covered in sinew and tears buried in a backyard

innumberable bags of lye

bathtubes with stains the health department have never seen before

did you know the other thing that sets you and steve myers apart is hes seen someone spontaniously combust?

steve myers was held under water for 10 minutes by a wild pelican as a child

steve myers was the only child to be banned from a new york petting zoo for feeding the animals

their own blood

steve myers wove a basket with the petrified bone marrow of 2 members of his town's council
One of Steven's gruesome dioramas was the inspiration for the phrase "as quiet as a ballerina"


While not known for certain, it is believed that Steve's father, Martin Myers, was murdered by his own children, who reportedly became enraged during one of Martin's drunken fits of violence, restrained him, and poured vodka into his mouth until he drowned.


steven myers mother, mable myers was once convicted for dui of a horse buggy, strangly enough though, she never served a day in jail


There are many stories of what a despot Steve's father was over his children, such as after returning home from working, he would take a nap and his children, while ordered to keep absolutely silent often in shifts stood silently by their slumbering father and swatted flies around his head

stevens uncle bill was a known cross dresser, he even started a bingo night at a local gay club, sadly, no one ever attended


His estranged cousin, William Jessup, was reknowned in Sanilac county, as the only man who could reach far enough into a woman's vagina to tickle her filopian tubes with the tips of his unusually thin and slender fingers


When Steve Myers is out gardening, he often cheerfully says Hello to his neighbors. What they don't know is that under his garden lies a cache of countless chips of bone and dessicated organs that he harvests from the graves of their cherished family members, all a smaller part in his grand scheme to enounter the demon baal and claim his powers for his own