really

Leo: she's trying to seduce me

Leo: i'm going to be a standup comedian

James: aha now that youre bald you kinda have to
Leo: but i have to sit in a chair because i have a bad knee
Leo: ahahhah
James: use a wheel chair and play the handicap card

Leo: hahhah

Leo: a lot of people say it must stink being handicapped

Leo: youu know what i tell them


Leo: at least i'm not a gay jew!

James: AHAHAHHA

James: every day i thank god that Im handicapped and bald, atleast I wasnt born black
Leo: hahaha

Leo: sometimes people ask if everything still works downstairs

Leo: and I say

Leo: i don't have stairs

Leo: i'm handicapped!

James: AHAHAHAHA
James: I HAVE A RAMP AND A MAKESHIFT ELEVATOR

Leo: some people ask me if i ever roll my wheelchair through the drive thru at mcdonalds

Leo: well i do

James: ahahAHAHAH

Leo: i order a big mack with a side of stem cells

James: AHAHAHAH

Leo: when they say

Leo: 'do you want fries with that'

Leo: i say


Leo: i'd like the use of my legs back with that!